Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Topical Joke

I ran across this joke yesterday, and decided it says everything that needs to be said about how some people nowadays view religion. It's a bit long, but worth it:

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the railing, about to jump off. So I ran over and shouted, “Stop! Don't do it!”

“Why shouldn't I?” he asked.

I said, “You have so much to live for!”

He said, “Like what?”

I said, “Well, are you religious or atheist?”

He said, “Religious.”

I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?”

He said, “Christian.”

I said, “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”

He said, “Protestant.”

I said, “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”

He said, “Baptist.”

I said, “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”

He said, “Baptist Church of God.”

I said, “Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God or Reformed Baptist Church of God?”

He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God!”

I said, “Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?”

He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!”

I said, “Die, heretic scum!”, and pushed him off.

Did you ever wonder what happened to the Biblical injunction to love thy neighbor? Whether your viewpoint is Catholic - vs - Protestant, or Muslim - vs - Everybody Else, you may want to step back and think about it for a moment.

Not that it's likely to do any good, unfortunately.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

5 comments:

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Its totally insane since all religions are based on the same principles and that's even more so for Christian religions.

Its a shame all that is true though :(

lacochran's evil twin said...

Great joke. Think I'll send it to my brother-in-law the Baptist minister. :)

John said...

Funny. I've heard other variations before, the truth is the same--we tend to focus on the things that separate us more than the things that unite us.

Mike said...

So you read all those jokes on that site.

Team Gherkin said...

Thanks! I laughed so loud I scared the neighbors, I think! heh heh.

Cyalayta
Mal :)