But did you know that it can be mathematically proven that women are actually evil? Consider this...
First, we state that women require time and money:
Women = Time x Money
It is well-known that time is money:
Time = Money
Therefore, substituting for like terms we have:
Women = Money x Money = Money2
And because we know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = √evil
Women = (√evil)2
From which we conclude that:
Women = Evil
I know it's horrifying, but you just can't argue with the math.
Have a good day. Ladies, take your best shot back.
More thoughts tomorrow.