Wednesday, August 01, 2012
A Worthwhile Investment of $2588.25
If I had extra money to spend frivolously (and who does, nowadays, outside of the 1%?), I think I know how I'd invest $2588.25 of it.
I found this wonderful product advertised at the Neatoshop this morning ...
Yes, Dear Readers, it's Doctor McPhee's genuine Snake Oil Soap, made with genuine cobra oil and delivered in a collectable tin ... only $5.95 per bar!
So, let's see ... $5.95 per bar, multiplied by 435 members of Congress, comes to (scratches head and furrows brow) ... $2,588.25*. Think of the advantages:
- Encourages members of Congress to clean up their acts!
- Pays homage to Republican economic and Democratic social theories!
- Makes it easier and more convenient for our elected reprehensives to wash their hands of the results of their ineptitude and intransigence!
Buy it now! Do your part to help clean up our political system. You'll also benefit the economy**.
It couldn't hurt.
Have a good day. Be clean. More thoughts tomorrow.
* For a mere $23.80 more, you can add a bar each for Donald Trump, NRA mouthpiece Wayne LaPierre, anti-tax gadfly Grover Norquist, and all-purpose blowhard Al Sharpton.
** Probably the Chinese economy.