tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post2108668936994623255..comments2024-03-25T05:23:41.171-04:00Comments on Bilbo's Random Thought Collection: Jokes for IntellectualsBilbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14213505386288233192noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-44111034973127305932014-03-12T22:36:35.994-04:002014-03-12T22:36:35.994-04:00Those were deep jokes -- not for the Hooters crowd...Those were deep jokes -- not for the Hooters crowd.Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Headhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08996404654445425458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-17898205529814836042014-03-12T13:39:06.405-04:002014-03-12T13:39:06.405-04:00In looking for explanations to the logic jokes I r...In looking for explanations to the logic jokes I ran across this one...<br /><br />A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00017192454403363349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-11388604509379813992014-03-12T10:30:48.518-04:002014-03-12T10:30:48.518-04:00Angel - this one was pretty esoteric. The joke bui...Angel - this one was pretty esoteric. The joke builds on the work of the three scientists. Werner Heisenberg is famous for developing his "Principle of Uncertainty;" Kurt Goedel published his "Incompleteness Theorems," one of which postulated that the consistency of axioms about a system can't be proven within the system (makes no sense to me, either); and Noam Chomsky is one of the world's great linguistic theorists.<br /><br />And the Higgs Boson joke was my favorite.Bilbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14213505386288233192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-39244780598907244132014-03-12T07:50:07.615-04:002014-03-12T07:50:07.615-04:00Great jokes! I'll tell some today to my kids....Great jokes! I'll tell some today to my kids.Duckbutthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06878511021628395308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-12657454809807380122014-03-12T07:29:26.534-04:002014-03-12T07:29:26.534-04:00I couldn't get the one about Heisenberg, Gödel...I couldn't get the one about Heisenberg, Gödel, and Chomsky.<br /><br />I liked the one about the programmer and the Higgs Boson one.eViL pOp TaRthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15039755407564122331noreply@blogger.com