tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post4717833576608687210..comments2024-03-25T05:23:41.171-04:00Comments on Bilbo's Random Thought Collection: Sex for SeniorsBilbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14213505386288233192noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-26847721063758525082009-08-27T15:21:01.239-04:002009-08-27T15:21:01.239-04:00Make sure they are printed in big letters so that ...Make sure they are printed in big letters so that you can read them without glasses.Jean-Luc Picardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01689798190618944262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-21812945360897143192009-08-26T12:37:01.210-04:002009-08-26T12:37:01.210-04:00Wv from Amanda's site: dicailev - A levitation...Wv from Amanda's site: dicailev - A levitation device for older guys. <br /><br />It was just more appropriate to post it here.<br /><br />Billy Mays is coming back to life to sell this.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00017192454403363349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-21825643997021644572009-08-26T12:28:31.712-04:002009-08-26T12:28:31.712-04:0012. ....... ummmmm ... I know there was a 12 but I...12. ....... ummmmm ... I know there was a 12 but I can't remember what it is.<br /><br />Wv: coome - (close enough for the dirty minded)(I think Wv is reading your posts too)Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00017192454403363349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-47127425319374934932009-08-26T10:06:21.156-04:002009-08-26T10:06:21.156-04:00An 85 year old man marries a 30 year old hottie. ...An 85 year old man marries a 30 year old hottie. They take separate rooms on the wedding night. After she settles down in her room, the groom comes in, and to her delight and surprise, successfully makes mad passionate love to her, and then goes back to his room. "Wow" she thinks, that was amazing.<br /><br />30 minutes later, he comes back in, and repeats the performance! Now she's really impressed, and curls up alone in the bed completely satisfied, as he returns to his room.<br /><br />30 minutes later, he's back, and lo and behold, schocks her utterly with a performance worthy of a porn star. This time she says to him, "I can't believe this! You were even better than the first time!"<br /><br />And he says, "I was here before?"<br /><br />Eminence GriseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-17172440457062869052009-08-26T08:55:26.947-04:002009-08-26T08:55:26.947-04:00LOL! When my 70 yr old FIL's girlfriend moved...LOL! When my 70 yr old FIL's girlfriend moved in, we couldn't help thinking along these lines!! <br /><br />You definitely labeled this one appropriately under "More Than You Ever Wanted To Know"!Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03542715899155247984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-25098454899796415592009-08-26T08:48:56.475-04:002009-08-26T08:48:56.475-04:00This is a true story. When my wife was in high sch...This is a true story. When my wife was in high school she got a job at a nursing home. She was delivering supper to the rooms.<br />She walked in a room and the man said, "you're new. My name is Fred. I'm 102 years old and I can still get it up."<br /><br />She was teased by the other workers for quite a while.banditnoreply@blogger.com