tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post5973240008481987156..comments2024-03-25T05:23:41.171-04:00Comments on Bilbo's Random Thought Collection: The Day of the Stupid PunBilbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14213505386288233192noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-3819001859958216842008-08-12T17:01:00.000-04:002008-08-12T17:01:00.000-04:00Thanks so much for the smiles! :DCyalaytaMal :)Thanks so much for the smiles! :D<BR/><BR/>Cyalayta<BR/><B>Mal :)</B>Mal Kiely [Lancelots Pram]https://www.blogger.com/profile/09550832509641597913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-19455697798853531072008-08-12T14:45:00.000-04:002008-08-12T14:45:00.000-04:00LOLFunny postings, Bilbo. I like them all :DLOL<BR/><BR/>Funny postings, Bilbo. I like them all :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-84078989914520619952008-08-12T06:57:00.000-04:002008-08-12T06:57:00.000-04:00I LOVE ALL OF THEM! But 16 to 20 were my favorites...I LOVE ALL OF THEM! But 16 to 20 were my favorites!<BR/><BR/>here is one I found and liked:<BR/><BR/>A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.<BR/><BR/>One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.<BR/><BR/>The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"<BR/><BR/>"No, I'm sorry", replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-57792999305940751152008-08-11T21:11:00.000-04:002008-08-11T21:11:00.000-04:00Not only did I send your link to Bandit, but I com...Not only did I send your link to Bandit, but I combined your list and mine and emailed it to someone that doesn't look at blogs very often. So, in the future, if you get a list of 35 puns that look familure, here's where it all started.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00017192454403363349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-30388764824894984552008-08-11T17:48:00.000-04:002008-08-11T17:48:00.000-04:00Ah, the groans are music to my ears! And I haven'...Ah, the groans are music to my ears! And I haven't even scratched the surface of all the terrible puns I know...<BR/><BR/>Mike - I wondered what that thudding sound was I kept hearing in the distance all day...<BR/><BR/>Gilahi - that's a new one...I can't wait for an opportunity to use it!<BR/><BR/>Bandit - you missed part: the story is about an insomniac, dyslexic, apathetic agnostic who stayed up all night wondering whether or not there was a dog, but really didn't care in the end. Welcome to the blog, and thanks for the comment!<BR/><BR/>Everybody else - thanks! There are lots more out there...Bilbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14213505386288233192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-48082241429394588472008-08-11T16:34:00.000-04:002008-08-11T16:34:00.000-04:00GROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN.GROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN.lacochran's evil twinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00830374402474261699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-40315654732518194292008-08-11T15:44:00.000-04:002008-08-11T15:44:00.000-04:00Mike just sent your link to me.Don't forget about ...Mike just sent your link to me.<BR/><BR/>Don't forget about the insomniac, dyslexic, agnostic who stayed up all night wondering whether or not there was a dog.<BR/><BR/>Rodney Dangerfield went to the doctor who told him he was too fat. Rodney asked for a second opinion. The doctor replied, " ok, you're ugly too.Bandithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783997308892315573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-59331123739206054032008-08-11T15:19:00.000-04:002008-08-11T15:19:00.000-04:00Between the two of us we probably injured some peo...Between the two of us we probably injured some people today ... as they pounded their heads on their desks.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00017192454403363349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-21189222595907950672008-08-11T09:34:00.000-04:002008-08-11T09:34:00.000-04:00I laughed at ALL of them! Have a safe trip.I laughed at ALL of them! Have a safe trip.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03542715899155247984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-46171564846796459592008-08-11T06:52:00.000-04:002008-08-11T06:52:00.000-04:00In ancient Egypt a man was out in his garden one d...In ancient Egypt a man was out in his garden one day and came across the most perfect berry he'd ever seen. He presented it to his wife as a token of his love. Word soon spread about the phenomenal berry and every day people would line up to see it. When word got to Cleopatra, she became insanely jealous, thinking that only the queen should have such an amazing fruit. She sent soldiers who arrived at the home late in the evening. The woman told the soldiers that it was too late, she was tired, and they'd have to come back tomorrow in order to see the berry. The captain of guard said, "You don't understand. We come to seize your berry, not to praise it."Gilahihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05331323175802868796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-65579334195623854072008-08-11T06:26:00.000-04:002008-08-11T06:26:00.000-04:00I think 19's the best!GROAN.I think 19's the best!<BR/>GROAN.KKTSewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14300483956686864167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-38150235750387620452008-08-11T06:10:00.000-04:002008-08-11T06:10:00.000-04:00Oye..but number 4 isn't quite right. Still bad pun...Oye..but number 4 isn't quite right. Still bad puns are always amusing even if they make you groan :)<BR/><BR/>Happy Monday!The Mistress of the Darkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16923975714269274370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-18619949596390807102008-08-11T05:27:00.000-04:002008-08-11T05:27:00.000-04:00Number 17 was one of the worst puns I've ever read...Number 17 was one of the worst puns I've ever read - and then I read number 19! :D<BR/><BR/>Thanks for putting a smile on my face at the start of the day :)NathanRyderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17963023116440525852noreply@blogger.com