tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post9195067311898350804..comments2024-03-25T05:23:41.171-04:00Comments on Bilbo's Random Thought Collection: Driving in the National Capital RegionBilbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14213505386288233192noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-66958253715401557832012-05-23T11:19:16.779-04:002012-05-23T11:19:16.779-04:00Learning to drive in the NCR, I see nothing wrong ...Learning to drive in the NCR, I see nothing wrong with most of these. You forgot some, though. While cutting someone off, don't forget to flick them off.<br />If you think someone is a terrorist, tail them and see how fast they speed up. The faster they go, the more fast you get to go. <br />Always keep your hand on the horn. You never know when you're going to honk it because someone thinks you're being an ass clown when in fact, they're the one that's an ass clown. And you honk 3X more than they do just to prove it. <br />If someone has pissed you off, make sure you bottleneck them next to a semi. Maybe their window will get a crack. <br />Carry a bat. A big one. When the car in front of you slams on breaks because you had cut them off earlier and they somehow, by some miracle, make it STILL in front of you and the light turns red, they get out of the car to start yelling at you. Guns are over-rated. And usually the cops get called.<br />Just because someone has stopped in the middle of the road for no apparent reason doesn't mean you should too. See how close you can get to the side of their car, honk the horn, yell an obscenity, flick them off and then speed off.<br />Rubber-neckers. You know you hate them. But you know you're one of them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-6520593735129341392012-05-22T19:19:35.612-04:002012-05-22T19:19:35.612-04:00Makes pittsburgh driving seem like a piece of cake...Makes pittsburgh driving seem like a piece of cake :)The Mistress of the Darkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16923975714269274370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-3272101977967732422012-05-22T16:15:12.887-04:002012-05-22T16:15:12.887-04:00A.M. traffic is hellacious on I-65 by Franklin, TN...A.M. traffic is hellacious on I-65 by Franklin, TN too.Big Sky Heidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00946389103423542051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-89234132660426007342012-05-22T13:20:27.583-04:002012-05-22T13:20:27.583-04:00Or the "I need to get to a bathroom before I ...Or the "I need to get to a bathroom before I pee myself" group.Duckbutthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06878511021628395308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-87170012605779859702012-05-22T11:58:15.830-04:002012-05-22T11:58:15.830-04:00This is the "I'm in a hurry because I'...This is the "I'm in a hurry because I'm important" crowd.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00017192454403363349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-2993437925199488112012-05-22T10:24:58.674-04:002012-05-22T10:24:58.674-04:00I love these!!
When I first moved her and left a ...I love these!!<br /><br />When I first moved her and left a normal amount of space in between cars I realized that some ass clown would speed and weave in front of me and then we 3 would all be on each others asses. I don't get it. God forbid you leave a car length or more between you and the car in front of you! People think that much space just means they can weave in there. Crazy shit!Margaret (Peggy or Peg too)https://www.blogger.com/profile/04247428494327269983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-56953271910282624252012-05-22T10:00:44.486-04:002012-05-22T10:00:44.486-04:00You forgot learning to back up off of exit ramps w...You forgot learning to back up off of exit ramps while not decreasing your speed!KathyAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12723937251892708482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-87700428162706682652012-05-22T08:30:32.012-04:002012-05-22T08:30:32.012-04:00Heinz Guiderian driving School: Be a highhway Nazi...Heinz Guiderian driving School: Be a highhway Nazi!The Bastard King of Englandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16403629468748220487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-2848132729416894872012-05-22T07:20:27.621-04:002012-05-22T07:20:27.621-04:00I am convinced all the bad driving, particularly t...I am convinced all the bad driving, particularly the wild weaving between lanes and filling any gap between vehicles that MIGHT have been a safe following distance, is the result of people playing video games like Grand Theft Auto. They learn there is no real consequence for wild driving, and start to apply it in a world where physics will eventually come to play.<br /><br />Sad to say, it's not much better in sleepy 'ol Ohio. No one here knows how to deal with a 4-way stop sign and I've been flipped off by people with elementary school kids in the car. Oh great! Teach lessons here, folks.KKTSewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14300483956686864167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23683658.post-65743191116763735342012-05-22T07:17:47.815-04:002012-05-22T07:17:47.815-04:00Aaugh! It souns like the Expressway or Memorial P...Aaugh! It souns like the Expressway or Memorial Parkway in Huntsville. Those mother truckers are the worst!Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Headhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08996404654445425458noreply@blogger.com