Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Bilbo's Republicratic Party Platform, Plank #4: Foreign Policy

Today we continue with the platform I wish one of our political parties would adopt. The usual disclaimer applies: I don't pretend to have all the answers, but I think my ideas are good and I welcome your constructive comments. If you like what you read, why not send the URL to your elected reprehensives and the candidates for president so they can get some fresh ideas rather than the same old political caca de toro. Let's look at a realistic foreign policy for the 21st century.

Current management philosophy says you have to have a "vision statement" that encapsulates your desired goal. The vision statement for Bilbo's Reformed Republicratic Party's foreign policy is simple: "A prosperous America within secure borders, enjoying peaceful relations with all nations." Starting from this vision, here are the planks of my foreign policy platform:

1. Put America's Interests First, but Always Take the Legitimate Interests and Concerns of Other Nations Into Account. American foreign policy should be made in Washington, not Pyongyang, Moscow, Tel Aviv, or anyplace else. But while our interests need to drive our policy decisions, we will improve our international relations by accommodating the concerns of other nations as much as possible.

2. Lead by example.
One of our biggest problems today is that our actions in the international theater do not match our rhetoric. For instance, we maintain an extralegal prison at Guantanamo while hectoring other nations about abuse of human rights. Yes, many of the people at Guantanamo are evil bastards who deserve whatever they get, or worse. But the fact remains that we appear hypocritical in the eyes of the rest of the world. "Do as I say, not as I do" is a pretty poor excuse for a policy.

3. Be a Good Friend and a Terrifying Enemy. Nations who wish us well and want to live in peace should know that America is always on their side, extending the hand of friendship. Those who don't should know that we can make hell seem like a good thing.

4. Follow the Golden Rule. No one has ever improved on "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" as a general rule of conduct. It applies in foreign affairs as much as in interpersonal relationships.

5. Call a Spade a Spade, Not a Pointy Shovel. This goes along with #1 above - if our conduct is above reproach, there's nothing wrong with excoriating those whose conduct isn't. If another country or ruler acts in an outrageous manner, don't issue bland statements that their conduct is "unhelpful"...call them what they are.

6. Level With the American People. Americans are dumb, but they aren't stupid. Our leaders have an obligation to explain our foreign policy to us in clear, understandable, and rational terms. Don't couch it in quasi-religious terms or messianic views of America's role in the world. Level with us. Explain what you want to do and why. And pay attention to what we say.

7. Focus Foreign Aid on Economic and Humanitarian Needs Before Military Ones. Most nations would benefit more from improvements in health, agriculture, and economic stability than from a bigger military which all too often turns its might inward. Severely restrict military aid in favor of "soft" aid.

8. Rely on Diplomacy to Resolve Problems Before Taking Military Action. We have the world's finest armed forces, and shouldn't be afraid to use them...but we should use them only as a last resort. "Regime change" may be a desirable thing, but the people living under the regime ought to change it themselves, not have change imposed from outside.

9. Rethink All Existing Alliances and Scrap Those No Longer Needed. One of the things which fueled the rise of Putin's New Russia was the expansion of NATO after the fall of the Soviet Union. While this might have been useful from the perspective of former Soviet satellites, it aggravated Russia and bred grievances that have now come home to roost. George Washington, in his farewell address, warned against American involvement in "permanent alliances." We need more Georges with his wisdom and foresight. He was right in the 1700's and he's right today.

These are the planks of my foreign policy platform. What do you think? Your comments welcome.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

4 comments:

  1. Great! I think dissolving Nato might give the Europeans more spine. I mean, Nato in Afghanistan? Why? Nato was meant to contain the nazi-ish Russians, and it made a hash of that.

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  2. 4. Follow the Golden Rule - What about organized religions? What will they do for a living if people start doing that?

    I think maybe your party should put a little middle in it's name. How about Republisociocratic. I know, it's to late to change. Make a decision and go with it. Right?

    Everyone, these are real words. I looked them up. ~ extralegal; hectoring; excoriating; messianic

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  3. I agree with Mike,follow the Golden rule. I was going to say it but he beat me to it. If you live by it a lot of blessings will come your way. Have a blessed Day!

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  4. I knew that you should run for President a long time ago. These platforms only reiforce my belief.

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