Paging Mr Johnson...

I have lots to get done in a short time this morning, so I'll just shamelessly borrow this very funny (and useful) piece from Miss Cellania: 20 clever ways to tell someone his fly is open ...

20) The cucumber has left the salad.

19) I can see the gun of Navarone.

18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

17) You’ve got Windows in your laptop.

16) Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.

15) Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.

14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

13) Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson…

12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9) Mini me is making a break for the escape pod.

8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!

5) You’ve got your fly set for “Monica” instead of “Hillary.”

4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction…

3) You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2) I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

And …

1) I thought you were crazy; now I see you're nuts.

It occurs to me that some of these references may be a little obscure for my younger readers. If you are scratching your head over any of these, let me know and I'll supply the background.

Have a good day. Guys, zip up. Ladies, check those buttons at mid-blouse. We have plenty of other, more creative ways to embarrass ourselves.

More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo