Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Hare Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.
Judaism - He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Islam (General) - You must play with your toys five times per day.
Sunni Islam - Shi'ites play with the wrong toys.
Shi'a Islam - The twelfth toy is missing, but it will return someday.
Anglican - They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Atheism - There is no toy maker.
Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether there are toy makers or not.
Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.
Anglican - They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Atheism - There is no toy maker.
Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether there are toy makers or not.
Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.
Scientologist - You must be silent while receiving new toys.
Evangelical - You must proclaim your toys loudly.
Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling yours.
Bahai - All toys are just fine with us.
Amish - Toys with batteries are sinful.
Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling yours.
Bahai - All toys are just fine with us.
Amish - Toys with batteries are sinful.
Taoism - The doll is as important as the dump truck.
Mormonism - Every boy must spend time as a missionary, encouraging others to buy toys.
Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.
Hedonism - Screw the rule book! Let’s play!
Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses.
Baptist - Once played, always played.
Mormonism - Every boy must spend time as a missionary, encouraging others to buy toys.
Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.
Hedonism - Screw the rule book! Let’s play!
Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses.
Baptist - Once played, always played.
Jehovah’s Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.
Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism - We don’t care where the toys came from, let’s just play with them.
I hope this helps. If you have other suggestions, leave them as a comment.
Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.
Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism - We don’t care where the toys came from, let’s just play with them.
I hope this helps. If you have other suggestions, leave them as a comment.
Have a good day. Come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday. I'll be here.
Bilbo
LOL! I never thought of it that way :). I thought Atheism was really funny, then I got to Scientology and then it just got more and more funny.
ReplyDeleteThat's neat! Much more inclusive than other interpretations of the differences among religions.
ReplyDeleteLet me give it a try:
ReplyDeleteSocialism - The government buys toys for everyone whether there's enough money or not but you can buy more of your own if you want.
Dictatorship - The glorious leader owns all the toys. You might be able to play with them but, if you do it incorrectly or have too much fun, you'll end up in the prison that makes the toys.
How'd I do?
Those were very enjoyable!
ReplyDeleteLutheranism -- We should be satisfied with our toys and be glad we're not Baptists.
ReplyDeleteYou are on target with the Baptists and the C of C.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm a non-denominational agnostic evolutionist.
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