Yes, Dear Readers, it's time once again to "honor" our Ass Clown of the Month!
As always, we were awash in deserving candidates and it was difficult to make a selection. But it's got to be done, and so ol' Bilbo will step up to the plate and make the call. This month's awardee was nominated by Steady Reader allenwoodhaven, who made an excellent and timely nomination. The Ass Clown of the Month Award for February, 2014, goes to
Russian President* Vladimir Putin
For his use of the Olympic Games as a cash cow for his cronies and the Russian Mafia, ensuring that facilities were unfinished, environmental damage was widespread,
toilets were unable to handle toilet paper, and virtually every aspect of the preparations ran outrageously far over budget, Russian President Vladimir "Macho" Putin
is awarded the designation as February's Ass Clown of the Month. Oh, and he gets extra credit for hiding and protecting American traitor Edward Snowden**.
What a guy.
Have a good day. Send your nominations for future Ass Clowns of the Month to der(underscore)blogmeister(at)yahoo(dot)com.
More thoughts tomorrow.
Bilbo
* And former director of the KGB.
** Who was our Ass Clown of the Month last July.
And the fact that it's obvious that he bribed the Olympic people to get the games to Sochi in the first place. He's just grody and so dangerous. And gross.
ReplyDeleteI love these awards!
An excellent choice! He worked so hard to achieve this status!
ReplyDeletePutin is a pain in the rump, so he's suitable material for Ass Clown of the Month.
ReplyDeleteWhat do they do with the toilet paper? Curious.
ReplyDeleteThis man is crazy like a fox -- ex KGB. A perfect recipient, however, for this prestigious award!
ReplyDeleteHe likes to show off his physique. Is he trying to impress the FEMEN ladies?
ReplyDeleteAnd what about Pussy Riot and the poor pooches of Sochi?
ReplyDeleteI haven't been to FEMEN recently. Thanks Elvis.
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