Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Useful Signs


It's another one of those mornings that I have a lot to do and not much time to do it in, so - in the immortal and snarky words of guest judge Juliette Hough to professional dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy on Dancing with the Stars a few weeks ago - I'll just phone in today's post.

Actually, I'll do a little better than that. Since this is an election year, here are a couple of useful warning signs for you to use as necessary:

This one is particularly useful if you're reading campaign literature or listening to the average stump speech* ...


And you may need to take a few of these with you in case you happen to be attending any extreme right-wing events ...


Don't thank me ... it's all part of the service.

Have a good day. Remember Bilbo's First Law: Don't let anyone else do your thinking for you.

More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

* Actually, it's called a "stump speech" because you have to be as dumb as a stump to believe anything it contains.

6 comments:

  1. The second one can also be useful at extreme left wing events, or at tailgate parties around football stadia.

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  2. Those are useful signs!

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  3. Stupidity is as catching as the common cold.

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  4. As opposed to garden variety bastards?

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  5. I wonder what would happen if I tried to paste these to the walls of the Senate and Congress?

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  6. Something tells me we're going to need more signs before this is all over.

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