Dipping Once Again from the Well of Editorial Wonders

Ah, yes, Dear Readers, it's time once again to delve into the collection of amazing things found in print. Accidents of editing? Clever witticisms? Who cares? Let's go ...

I know what they meant, but it's still a bit odd, don't you think? ...

This will be useful once we just admit defeat and unite with Mexico and most of the countries of Central America ... 

There are fish fries and there are fish fries ...

I wonder if they'll play any polkas? ...

You may have seen this one on the news a few weeks ago. I don't want the illegals either, but it would be nice if the permanent residents could learn to spell ...

It appears to be a fund-amental problem ...

Do you have the reversal dinner the night before the divorce? ...

Americans are not noted for their detailed understanding of history. Or editing or grammar, either ...

I don't think this toilet gets much use, do you? ...

And finally, as real estate ads go, this one probably isn't one of the best ...

We need more editors. Or, as I call them, Raiders of the Lost Arts.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo