It's hard to believe, but our last edition of Great Moments in Editing appeared here three weeks ago! I took a week off blogging for personal reasons, then decided to change the order of appearance in order to present the Right Cheek Ass Clown award last week, so it's about time we got the universe back in order with February's first (and, as it turns out, only) collection of editorial wonders ...
It looks as if someone doesn't like Brussels Sprouts. I, myself, think they're the Food of the Gods, so I guess this means there are more for me ...
I hope they have a large enough floor ...
And perhaps they serve light fare to nourish the dancers ...
I wonder who failed high school English?
Nothing like sliced round things, as long as you know what they really are ...
It looks like it's not only the airlines that offer mystery meats ...
I had long suspected that we had a rightward-leaning Supreme Court, but this clinches it ...
Note to wingnuts everywhere ... climate change is real!!
So, what's your point?
The expression, of course, is "time heals all wounds." My mother always used to say that "time wounds all heels*." And then there are some who aren't quite sure just what the expression is ...
English teachers everywhere, unite! Whether they realize it or not, there are a lot of people out there who still need you!
Have a good day, and stay warm ... here in NoVa, we're enjoying the coldest weather recorded since the 1870's! See you here tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday.
More warm thoughts then.
Bilbo
* I can think of one heel in particular who will get a massive face shot when time and fate catch up with him.
Bathroom dancing can be awkward if someone needs quiet time on the throne!
ReplyDeleteDoes the handyman also do plumbing?
ReplyDeleteHad a bad morning and you and Mike made me smile - thanks for that.
ReplyDeleteStay warm. I need to train Izzy to go in a litter box or something. :-)
I'm really curious about the veggie burger that contains real beef? Thanks for the chuckles.
ReplyDeleteI'm curious as to the preparation procedure of the bathroom soup.
ReplyDeleteI guess tough guys do dance when they really gotta go! And that's an apt description of brussell sprouts!
ReplyDeleteI never could dance anyway.
ReplyDeleteA fantastic collection this week. I especially love the brussel sprouts one but they are all so terrible they are great! Thanks Bilbo.
ReplyDeleteYou can have my share of the brussel sprouts, Bilbo. Turnip greens are bad enough.
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