Happy April Fool's Day! There being no shortage of fools to honor, and today being the off-week for our Ass Clown Award, let's just peruse our latest collection of editorial gems ...
I wonder what the other 50% is ...
I'm glad they clarified that ...
What a steal ...
Police blotters are always a good source of interesting tidbits ...
As are Chinese menus ...
Well, this will certainly sweeten the deal ...
Truth in advertising also applies to job announcements ...
Can a bird play possum? ...
Somehow I wish I had a problem like this with menacing neighbors ...
Those data thieves are getting more creative every day ...
And there you go - another collection of first-class editorial gems to finish off your week. Enjoy your Friday, and be sure to come back tomorrow for the next edition of Cartoon Saturday ... more thoughts then.
Bilbo
Horrible kids can look for all the leaves they want.
ReplyDeleteIs it a double wide mobile home? Are the ta-tas Hollywood sized?
Does that belly explosion come with steamed rice and an egg roll?
ReplyDelete"Must remember to come back to work after lunch".
ReplyDeleteCan I get back to you on that?
How do you cut and rake grass in an intimidating manner?>
ReplyDeleteAll are great but that last one stuns me: "so we can avoid calling you". I guess they call every possible combination of numbers except those on that list....
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