Yes, I know you were expecting to see another segment of Great Moments in Editing and Signage. Unfortunately, in an effort to be timely, I've decided to replace that post (which I'd already written, by the way), with this one. Great Moments in Editing and Signage will return two weeks from today.
Okay ...
As you no doubt know, the GOP has been working, frantically and in great secrecy, on its long-promised plan to "remove and replace" the Affordable Care Act ("Obamacare"). Republicans hate that law for many reasons, not all of them (in my opinion) rational, but it is what it is. They've promised the minority of the voting public that elected them that they'll get rid of the "failed law" and replace it with ... something. Better or worse, we're not sure, although the House version was so spectacularly bad that embarrassed House Republicans punted to the Senate, which yesterday published a "discussion draft" of the bill* that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and a few friends have drafted in great secrecy and intend to put to a vote next week after minimum review and discussion.
This is, of course, a complete travesty of the democratic process, but allowable levels of hypocrisy being what they are today, Senator McConnell and his cabal are moving shamelessly forward with this clandestinely-crafted pile of doo-doo, and will probably get away with it.
Which has inspired me to write a song about the whole sorry mess ...
Old McConnell's Plan
(sung to the tune of "Old MacDonald Had a Farm")
Old McConnell has a plan
To kill Obamacare -
He wrote it in a secret room
And just his friends were there.
Just his banking friends
And insurance friends
GOP
Can’t agree
Gotta write in secrecy
Old McConnell has a plan
To kill Obamacare
Old McConnell has a plan,
To kill Obamacare.
And he says his plan will help,
But who it help’s not clear.
With a tax cut here
And a credit there,
Here a cut,
There a break,
Everywhere a head fake –
Old McConnell has a plan
To kill Obamacare.
Old McConnell has a plan
To kill Obamacare.
And if you read his plan, you’ll see
There’s nothing really there.
There’s naught for you,
And there’s naught for me,
Nothing to protect us,
Single guy
Or family -
Old McConnell has a plan
To kill Obamacare.
Feel free to add your own verses. And if you're one of the 23 million people expected to lose your health insurance** if the GOP rams this through ... good luck.
Have a good day. See you tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday ... God knows we need it.
Bilbo
* Good luck understanding it.
** According to the CBO analysis.
The whole thing has a bad smell to it.
ReplyDeleteE-I-E-I-Oh crap!
ReplyDeleteYou need to send the song to Steven Colbert. Maybe you could make a few bucks.
ReplyDeleteGreat take off on the old song.
ReplyDeleteNow you've done it: it's stuck in my head!
ReplyDeleteAnd Mike is right.