Today is February 14th - Valentines Day.
It's a day for children to exchange kitschy valentines, men to obsess over the proper gift for their ladies, and women to guilt their men into delivering the proper gifts.
But we are living now in Donald Trump's America, where you'd best believe in that old-time religion*, and the old rules of Valentine love and lust no longer necessarily apply. Here's a collection of puritanical Valentines from CollegeHumor suitable for today's most conservative believers ...
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Have a happy Valentines Day, but be chaste about it - thine immortal soul is at stake.
More thoughts tomorrow.
Bilbo
* Only the right one, of course.
** The hell with it - let's tango!
I'm not ashamed of my impure thoughts from my wicked soul. Let's think about dancing. Or watch other people dance.
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