August is one of those months in which, because of the structure of the calendar, there are three available Fridays for the presentation of ass clown awards. This is a good thing, because in this particular August, the number of potential ass clown dishonorees is larger than usual*, from Der Furor (for suggesting the use of nuclear weapons for hurricane prevention**) to ... well ... lots of others, including the person we selected as
The On-Crack Ass Clown for August, 2019
and the award goes to
James Denardo
Although able to afford the two weapons, Mr Denardo was unable to post bond and remains in jail.
It should be noted that Mr Denardo purchased his new toys legally, exercising his Second Amendment right to pack heat with the smallest possible number of restrictions.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the On-Crack Ass Clown for August, 2019, is Mr James Denardo, truly a high-caliber individual.
Have a good day. See you tomorrow for the final Cartoon Saturday of August ... more thoughts then.
Bilbo
* Although, with the presidential campaign season picking up steam, we can expect a steady increase in the number.
** It really is a shame that he's no longer eligible for the award, because this would have made him a hands-down winner.
I read the article. Do you think if this guy was black he would be dead?
ReplyDeleteGood Lord; what a doofus!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely poor judgment! Jerk of the Month and overall asshat!
ReplyDeleteStupid is as stupid does. Good choice, as always.
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