Cartoon Saturday

A few more weeks like this and I'll be volunteering for that one-way mission to Mars ...

Hollywood legend Kirk Douglas passed away at the age of 103; Der Furor was acquitted following his impeachment by the House and a vague stage set of a trial in the Senate ... after which he began purging witnesses who'd testified against him ("flushing out the pipes," in the words of an advisor to Der Furor); the Chinese doctor who tried to issue the first warnings about the deadly coronavirus outbreak, but was threatened by police to keep silent, has died of the infection (it's not a good idea to tell the truth in China, either); according to acting Homeland Security Secretary Chad Wolf, the administration will no longer allow residents of New York to enroll in Global Entry or other Trusted Traveler programs because of “sanctuary” policies that limit federal access to state driver’s license data; and in Florida, police conducting a routine traffic stop found a bag full of drugs labeled "Bag Full of Drugs" in the stopped car.

This week there's no particular theme for the cartoon collection ... just a random group of new ya-ha's from my collection ...

I really think this is true ...

I remember being there long ago ...

If this is true, I'm buying a dozen. Or a gross ...

I always wondered how they did that in the old days ...

Yes, that's pretty much how it works, except that you end up with both in the long run ...

What the GOP senators were all thinking this week ...

Truth ..

Everclear would work ...

I did the screaming for him ...

Easy enough to tell the difference ...

So much for helping you get over the past week. Next week, you're on your own.

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo