Hurry up and get your laughs before the heavily-armed, camouflaged DHS courtesy patrols proactively arrest you ...
I can't believe he's letting it go at this price ...
It's an understandable mistake ...
I was wondering where I could get my Peking Duck repaired ...
You have to keep the important things in life in mind ...
At my age, and for this price, I'm buying a case ...
The perfect ad for 2020 ...
But that takes the adventure out of it ...
I found that No-Pest Strips didn't work, either ...
I need to be more careful when I'm working in the garden, in case there are any DHS proactive-arrest teams in the area ...
I wonder how long they'll remain green ...
I hope you enjoyed this little collection of gems, designed to help take your mind off Der Furor's dumpster fire of an administration for a little while.
Have a good day, and watch out for unidentified goons making proactive arrests. They ain't wearing those masks for your safety.
More thoughts coming tomorrow, when Cartoon Saturday returns.
Bilbo
A little collection of gems indeed! I bet Clifton C. Martin asked for that obit line. Love it!
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