Even though the transition to adult leadership is underway in Washington, Der Furor continues desperately and without success to overturn an election he lost by more than 6 million votes. This offering from The Parody Project seems appropriate. Apologies to Paul Simon ...
Random observations and comments from the Fairfax County, Virginia, Curmudgeon-at-Large.
Sunday, November 29, 2020
Musical Sunday
Saturday, November 28, 2020
Cartoon Saturday
Well, at least the transition to adult leadership has started ...
Legendary Argentine soccer star Diego Maradona died of heart failure at age 60; Der Furor and his allies continued their relentless attempts to overturn the results of the presidential election; a New York state couple found more than 66 bottles of Prohibition-era whiskey hidden in the walls and floorboards of their home, which was built in 1915; Der Furor pardoned (by tweet, of course) his former national security adviser Michael Flynn, who had pleaded guilty (twice) to lying to the F.B.I. about his conversations with a Russian diplomat; and in the Sri Lankan town of Ampara, authorities have resorted to digging a moat around the local garbage dump to keep elephants from scavenging and harming themselves by eating plastic waste.
This week, because it helps to laugh when you can't cry, here's a collection of cartoons about the challenges of surviving 2020 ...
Friday, November 27, 2020
Great Moments in Editing and Signage
Last collection for November ...
Thursday, November 26, 2020
Thanksgiving, 2020
Happy Thanksgiving!
I've been writing this blog since 2006, and some of you - masochists that you are - have been reading it for almost all of that time. You've learned many things about me over the years, one of which is that Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. In a crazy world in which we too often focus on fear and negativity* and the material things in life, it's good to have a day on which to sit back and reflect on the things for which we can be truly thankful.
We’re living in a terrifying time in which it’s easy to be distracted from things for which we can be thankful, because there is so much going on that is awful. For me, this year the awful things included:
A presidential administration and its unquestioning partisan supporters that ruined America's standing in the world, coarsened our political discourse, worked overtime to undermine the results of an election that repudiated its excesses, relentlessly worked to undermine our legal system, our voting rights, and the unexpectedly fragile fundamental institutions of our government, and utterly mismanaged the tragedy of the Covid-19 pandemic, undermining the health, safety, and security of the American people; and,
The horror of realizing that many Americans continue to accept frequent mass murder - even of little children - as an acceptable price to pay for the unrestricted "right to bear arms;" and
On the whole, though, it’s actually been a decent year. Although there have been negatives, I have to consider myself a lucky man for a lot of reasons … such as:
The patient and long-suffering love of a beautiful and endlessly talented wife;
Three loving and successful children of whom I am proud beyond all measure;
Six adorable, intelligent, talented, and loving grandchildren;
A large and loving extended family;
A comfortable retirement**;
A roof over my head***;
Good health†;
Good friends;
The good fortune to be able to live in the United States of America - a country which, for all its faults, gives me the opportunity to enjoy all of the above;
The ability to write what I wish in this space without worrying about government censorship††; and,
The ability to enjoy the good things of the world that would be denied by those whose harsh and intolerant worship of a jealous and angry God ignores the beauty and possibilities of the present in favor of rigid belief in an imagined paradise in an unknowable future.
I have many things to be thankful for on this Thanksgiving Day, and it's only proper that I should take a few minutes to acknowledge that I am, as ever, most richly blessed.
I wish all of you, Dear Readers, Friends, the very happiest and safest of holidays, even if it must be limited by the measures we need to survive a deadly disease.
Have a good day. Give thanks for the good things you have and the bad things you don't. And stay out of the stores tomorrow ... you'll thank me.
Bilbo
* Yes, Der Furor and the GOP, I'm talking to you.
** So far, anyhow.
*** As long as we keep up the payments.
† Until the GOP succeeds in gutting Medicare and wiping out the ACA with no replacement, anyway.
†† Yet. Given Der Furor's attitude toward the First Amendment, I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
Sunday, November 22, 2020
Poetry Sunday
This coming Thursday we celebrate the American holiday of Thanksgiving. As those of you who know me or have been with me on this blog through the years, it's my favorite holiday. As much as I complain about all sorts of things, I'm smart enough to realize that I am uniquely blessed and have much to be thankful for - the love of a beautiful and talented wife, strong and dynamic children who have carved their own paths in life, six beautiful and talented grandchildren, a roof over my head, and a comfortable if modest existence.
Thanksgiving is the one day each year we are asked to stop and be grateful for what we have rather than what we wished we could have. This poem, the author of which is unknown to me, sums up how I feel about this most personal and meaningful of holidays.
Saturday, November 21, 2020
Cartoon Saturday
Oh, dear gawd, make it stop ...
Der Furor's "elite strike team" of lawyers continued to spew evidence-free attempts to undermine the incoming Biden administration; in the face of raging rates of Coronavirus infections, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are encouraging Americans to stay at home and avoid large gatherings at Thanksgiving; police in the German capitol of Berlin have arrested a man suspected of sexually-motivated murder and cannibalism after a victim's bones were found in a city park; despite losing more than two dozen court cases, Der Furor's legal team continued its desperate attempts to overturn the results of an election Joe Biden won by more than six million votes; and in Wisconsin, accused murderer Kyle Rittenhouse claimed he used money from his government stimulus check to purchase the gun he used to kill two people and wound a third during violent demonstrations in August.
This week, as the weather gets colder and we turn to indoor pursuits, how about a few cartoons about the dancing of the horizontal tango? ...
Friday, November 20, 2020
The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for November, 2020
2020 has been a banner year for ass clowns. Tens of millions of them voted for an incompetent and dangerously erratic narcissist, then howled and demonstrated when - against all evidence - their guy lost the election by more than six million votes. Hundreds of them in official positions across the government at the state and local levels enabled a terrifyingly inept administration whose careless and frivolous approach to the public good has led to the needless deaths of - as of this morning - more than a quarter million Americans.
How on earth can I identify a single ass clown as representative of the class?
Fortunately, the choice is obvious. With a loud and flatulent blare of trumpets and a roll of muffled drums, we announce
Sunday, November 15, 2020
Musical Sunday
2020 continued its list of sad news this week as we learned of the death of legendary TV figure Alex Trebek, host of the popular game show Jeopardy for 37 seasons and a total of 8,200 individual episodes. The show was wildly popular and inspired lots of imitators and satire - notably the extremely NSFW "Celebrity Jeopardy" takeoffs that aired on Saturday Night Live and often featured a very obscene parody of Sean Connery, who also passed away this month.
Saturday, November 14, 2020
Cartoon Saturday
If June 6, 1944, is remembered as "the longest day," there's not much doubt 2020 will be remembered as "the longest year" ... and yet it grinds on .,.
Alex Trebek, the avuncular long-time host of the popular TV game show "Jeopardy," passed away at 80; Der Furor continues to deny the reality of his loss of the presidency to Joe Biden, although the unofficial electoral total of 306 for Biden to 232 for his opponent is the same as that which Der Furor touted as a "historic landslide" when he won it in 2016; the Vatican published the 449-page report of its two-year internal investigation into the sex abuse scandal surrounding defrocked Cardinal Theodore McCarrick; tropical storm Theta became the 29th named storm of the 2020 season, breaking the previous record of 28 set in 2005; and Peter Sutcliffe, England's notorious "Yorkshire Ripper," died in prison of complications from Covid-19.
The way 2020 has been going, a collection of cartoons about the travails of crash test dummies seems appropriate ...
Friday, November 13, 2020
Great Moments in Editing and Signage
Here we go with the first batch of editorial and signage gems for November ... and on Friday the 13th, no less ...