I hope your Christmas was as merry and happy as it could have been in this gawdforsaken year ...
Der Furor flew off to vacation at Mar-a-Lago after pardoning dozens of convicted criminals, including four military contractors convicted of murdering 14 unarmed Iraqis; a powerful bomb in a parked vehicle caused extensive damage, but no apparent casualties in downtown Nashville, Tennessee; in addition to spewing pardons, Der Furor also took time out of his busy schedule to veto the defense authorization bill and also refused to sign a $900 billion Coronavirus relief package; despite concerns over surging rates of infection and death from Covid-19 and the urging of medical professionals to stay home, millions of Americans ignored the danger and traveled for the holidays; and a judge in California ruled against a couple who harassed their neighbors by constantly playing the theme from "Gilligan's Island" at high volume.
I know that Christmas is already over, but this collection of cartoons about Santa Claus was just too good to sit on until next year ...
So what did you think Santa did in the off-season? ...
Uh, oh ...
Not so well, I expect ...
Sometimes, even Santa needs to be a little more cautious ...
If Santa's a Republican, that naughty list probably only applies to those with a net income under $1,000,000 ...
You should have seen this one coming ...
Santa has employee relations problems, too ...
Santa is on somebody's naughty list ...
Santa needs vaccines, too ...
Bad news, Santa ...
I hope that your Christmas was as merry and - above all - safe as is possible in this misbegotten year. I'll do my part to help keep you cheered and entertained if you come back tomorrow for the final Musical Sunday of the year.
For those of you who have not yet cast your votes for Ass Clown of the Year, or who are ready to keep voting, here are the standings as of 6:00 AM on December 26th:
Mitch McConnell – 805
Lindsey Graham – 430
Der Furor – 375
“All of the Above” – 320
The GOP – 230
Michael Flynn – 60
Ted Cruz – 60
Rudy Giuliani – 95
Sidney Powell – 85
Ron DeSantis – 5
You have another week to vote! Keep enjoying the holiday season, but don’t forget to do your part for the Ass Clown of the Year! Happy Holidays!
More thoughts coming.
Bilbo
30 votes for "All of the Above"! 10 from me, 10 from Wynne, and 10 from Chiaro the Camper Cat!
ReplyDeleteThe last two are great.
ReplyDeleteGreat collection!
ReplyDeleteVotes:
10 for Mitch McConnell; he's been so bad for so long!
10 for the Republican Party; not all all reprehensible but all deserve the votes.
10 for all of the above; there's no decent excuse for the whole lot of them.
1 for Der Furor; just want him to be able to look and see fewer votes so he can get used to the idea of losing.