Isn't it nice to finally have a non-embarrassing White House again?
History was made this week when, on Wednesday, Kamala D. Harris was sworn in as the nation's first woman (and Black, and South Asian) Vice President, alongside some old White guy; retired Army general Lloyd Austin has been confirmed and sworn in as the nation's first Black Secretary of Defense; the United States passed the grim milestone of 400,000 Covid-19 deaths; late-breaking news reports indicate that former Justice department lawyer Jeffrey Clark, pressing the former president's false claims of election fraud, met with Der Furor three days before the deadly January 6th Capitol riot, then met with acting Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen and told him Der Furor was going to replace Rosen with Clark, who would then take action to prevent Congress from certifying the election results in favor of then-President-Elect Joe Biden; and a man in Georgia who won a new Corvette Stingray on a $5 scratch-off lottery ticket was disappointed when he tried to claim the prize and was told that the lottery administration had forgotten to actually buy any Corvettes to award.
In the wake of the sudden silence of all the lawyers who said they really ... no, really ... had evidence of massive voter fraud, how about a collection of cartoons poking fun at the legal profession ...
You only use that term when you want the naked truth ...
Even a dummy knows to lawyer up when the time comes ...
I'm going to try this the next time I get called for jury duty ...
Some people just automatically feel the need to perp-walk ...
Yes, I think that's a bad sign ...
The right lawyer is an important part of good medical care ...
Absolutely yes ...
Modern childhood ...
I think I know an ex-president who could use this guy ...
This is how a lot of election lawyers seem to check things out ...
And there you go ... a few things about lawyers that you can laugh, rather than cry, about.
Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when Musical Sunday returns.
Bilbo
Law firms have ethics departments?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggles :)
ReplyDeleteExcellent! Favorite is the lawyer in the forest. Thanks for the laughs!
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