Yes, Dear Readers, a new month has dawned, and new paragons of idiocy, shameless hypocrisy, and utter stupidity are clamoring for recognition in the swirling cesspool of ass clownery that is modern America. As hard as it is to single out a single award recipient on a good day, it's even harder during an election year when the screaming lunacy is at its height. Nevertheless, I have girded my mental loins and made one of the toughest - yet, perversely, easiest - calls ever. Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the tinfoil and toilet paper crown of
The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for November, 2022
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is placed on the swelled and empty head of
Donald Trump, Junior
If ever there was proof of the old adage that "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree," it's provided by the noisy and hateful older son of Der Furor. From his often incoherent, hate-filled rants on Instagram to his gleeful reposting of a tasteless "Paul Pelosi Halloween Costume", the younger Trump echoes the violent, fact-free, and angry rants of his father. Like his father, Donald Junior has no morals, no empathy, no class, and no plans to address all the problems he howls endlessly about. He is a despicable human being who has no business being part of government or public policy decision-making, and deserves the contempt and disgust of all decent people.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the Right-Cheek Ass Clown for November, 2022, is Donald Trump, Junior. 'Nuff said.
Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow, when Cartoon Saturday returns for a new month. See you then.
Bilbo
I would ask what took you so long to pick this guy, but I already know the answer: too many others vying for the honor.
ReplyDeleteHe is one arrogant asshole.
ReplyDeleteI like how you pick 'em! He is one of far too many who rise to the top of the cesspool of Ass Clowns.
ReplyDeleteHow many children does Trump have and do they all qualify similarly?
ReplyDeleteDave - right.
ReplyDeleteMike - yep.
Allen - “far too many” is right.
River - I believe he has five: Junior, Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Baron. the first three all qualify for certain; Baron is kept out of public view, so who knows; and Tiffany stays quiet and out of the limelight, but appears to be as normal as anyone in this sad family ever gets.
Excellent choice, you could have gone for Eric Trump but he is so clueless I do feel some pity for him
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