Saturday, December 31, 2022

Cartoon Saturday


Last collection for 2022 ... you know you need it!

New York prosecutors have launched an investigation into Representative-Elect George Santos after a cascade of revelations about falsehoods involving his finances, educational background, work experience, and ethnic background claims came to light; stung by battlefield losses and political isolation, Russia launched yet another furious missile barrage at Ukrainian infrastructure targets; thousands of holiday travelers were stranded as Southwest Airlines imploded during the busy travel season; a Delaware man described as a co-leader of the conspiracy to kidnap and torture Michigan's governor was sentenced to more than 19 years in prison; and experts have warned consumers not to place Amazon Echo and similar sound-activated devices in bedrooms and bathrooms, for obvious reasons.

It's not easy being married to a person who is a compulsive quilter/seamstress/craftsperson. Here's a collection of cartoons about the experience ...

This is not quite correct ... the "In" box is always at least 20 times the size of the "Out" box ...


It doesn't work for me, either ...


Similar to how I learn most of my NSFW German expressions ...


That's probably how it would work ...


I've always thought this is how it ought to work, but I don't usually get a vote ...


When conspiracy theorists have other hobbies ...


If you haven't seen a modern sewing machine, this is a simplified version of what they look like ...


It can happen ...


There's no right answer ...


The sleeping cat was a nice touch ...


And that's it for the last collection of cartoons for the misbegotten year of 2022. But don't worry ... there are lots more where these came from, and I'll be rolling them out for you in 2023!

Have a good day and a great weekend, and be sure to cast those final votes for the 2022 Ass Clown of the Year. The results will be announced in this space tomorrow, so get those votes in and make certain your voice is heard in recognition of the thundering herd of ass clowns that have made our collective lives miserable in the past year. If you are partying tonight, please do so responsibly so that we can all come back tomorrow with all the body parts we're supposed to have.

Bilbo

3 comments:

  1. "By the Yard" fits right in with my "Target" joke today.

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  2. allenwoodhaven10:04 PM

    These are fun; thanks! Especially like saving $200 and sewing disinformation.

    More votes for Mitch McConnell. He deserves them.

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  3. I used to wish I knew how to quilt but seeing the cost of the things I'd need has me glad I never learned.

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