Here's your weekly reminder of why the DUMBCON is at level 1 and the Gohmert-Greene Stupidity Scale allows for scores beyond 3,000,000 gags ...
Jenna Ellis, a former attorney for Der Furor’s reelection campaign and a prominent conservative media figure, has been censured by Colorado legal officials after admitting she made repeated false statements about the 2020 presidential election; Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell remains hospitalized after he suffered a concussion in a fall at a Washington, DC, hotel; at least nine people were killed in Ukraine after Russia launched a barrage of missiles, including powerful hypersonic missiles impervious to defenses, at civilian residences and infrastructure targets; the Department of Justice released a 90-page report detailing a pattern of civil rights violations, unlawful searches, and discrimination against Black people and people with disabilities by the Louisville, Kentucky, police department; and in Germany, women wishing to swim topless at city pools may now do so, after the state government agreed that requiring women, but not men, to cover their torsos while swimming in public pools was discriminatory.
And speaking of exercise, here's a collection of cartoons about sports and fitness ...
Ouch ...
That's what my doctor told me, too ...
Honesty is the best policy, even when it's embarrassing ...
Treadmills for tightrope walkers ...
When farmers get the idea for a side hustle ...
Agnes always helps me practice for this event, at which I would surely get a Gold Medal ...
I wonder if they have trouble getting parts ...
Treadmills for lumberjacks ...
I want to know if he finds one ...
If home exercise equipment was rated the way it's usually used after the first month ...
And that's it for another Cartoon Saturday ... perhaps it inspired you to exercise more. Or not. Whatever.
Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow when Musical Sunday salutes Barbie ... be here!
Bilbo
All of these are too true.
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