Last collection of editorial and signage gems for April ... get 'em while they're hot!
I'd hate to have to take off a mask like that if I had a beard ...
Um ... if I were a churchgoer, I'd think twice about this one ...
No need for TMI at confession with this priest ...
You have to wonder if store workers deliberately place price tags ...
I hope that my kumquats like me, too ...
I would have hoped for a little more than a hint ...
This is what it feels like, sometimes ...
Um ... right ...
They must be open twice on one of the other days ...
Anything I could write would probably be objectionable, so I'll just leave this one here ...
And that's it for this collection and for this month ... I hope you enjoyed it. Come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday - more thoughts then.
Bilbo
Some good ones today. And just so you know, if I were a kumquat, I'd like you.
ReplyDeleteExplanations of sins adds a lot of confession times. I bet sinners will still explain.
ReplyDeleteThe lavender lemonade is my favorite. I imagine a corporate board room with suits choosing the name as the best. One suggests "Lavender Lemonade". A lawyer says "That could get us in legal trouble, It's over 99% water." The Boss says "How about "Lavender Lemonade - with a hint of lemon and lavender." Everybody replies "Great idea, Boss!"