Dorothy Parker was one of the most brilliant and pithy commentators ever to snarkily grace a page. A charter member of the famous Algonquin Round Table, she traded barbs with the best of them while churning out a huge amount of clever prose and poetry.
Today's poem is typical Parker, and might be recited by a lot of disgruntled people today ...
I was born too late, and in the wrong place, to ever have met Dorothy Parker, but the humorist and curmudgeon in me thinks I'd have liked her ...
Symptom Recital
by Dorothy Parker
I do not like my state of mind;
I'm bitter, querulous, unkind.
I hate my legs, I hate my hands, I do not yearn for lovelier lands.
I dread the dawn's recurrent light;
I hate to go to bed at night.
I snoot at simple, earnest folk.
I cannot take the gentlest joke.
I find no peace in paint or type.
My world is but a lot of tripe.
I'm disillusioned, empty-breasted.
For what I think, I'd be arrested.
I am not sick, I am not well.
My quondam dreams are shot to hell.
My soul is crushed, my spirit sore;
I do not like me any more.
I cavil, quarrel, grumble, grouse.
I ponder on the narrow house.
I shudder at the thought of men....
I'm due to fall in love again.
I was born too late, and in the wrong place, to ever have met Dorothy Parker, but the humorist and curmudgeon in me thinks I'd have liked her ...
I cavil, quarrel, grumble, grouse.
I ponder on the narrow house.
Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.
Bilbo
Too, too, TOO resonant!
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