Giving Santa a Hand

As Christmas draws near, Santa has his bemittened hands full with supervising toy production, calculating weight and balance issues for his sleigh, and keeping up with his Naughty and Nice Lists. Modern, computer-assisted data crunching has made the list-keeping job much easier ...

although data input remains a never-ending chore ...

With that in mind, and since I'm an old retired guy with time on his hands, I thought I'd give Santa a hand with keeping up the more complex and fast-growing Naughty List. Because a list organized by individuals quickly outpaces the capabilities even of Santa's data processing center, I thought I'd begin organizing it first into groups, and then into specific individuals:

Bilbo's Recommended Naughty List for 2023, v. 1.0

Part 1: Groups

Every GOP Member of Congress

MAGAts

Hamas

Religious Bigots (any religion)

Bigots in General

Second Amendment Zealots

Moms for Liberty

Texas

Florida

Wealthy Megachurch Pastors (Joel Osteen, Kenneth Copeland, etc)

Ultraconservative "News" Outlets (Fox "News," OANN, etc) and Their On-Air Personalities

People Who Take Up Two or More Parking Spaces

People Who Block Store Aisles or Parking Spaces with Shopping Carts 

Part 2: Individuals

Der Furor

Elon Musk

Rudy Giuliani

Hunter Biden

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Senator Robert Menendez (D, NJ)

Senator Ron Johnson (R, WI)

Texas Governor Greg Abbott

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton

Supreme Court Associate Justice Clarence Thomas

Kari Lake

Russian President Vladimir Putin

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis

Judge Aileen Cannon

Vivek Ramaswamy

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

Hungarian President Victor Orban

You will note that this is version 1.0 of the list, so it's subject to growth ... your recommendations are welcome and will be forwarded to Santa in regular updates. You may also note that many of the individuals and groups on this list are also contenders for the Ass Clown of the Year Award, so don't forget to cast your votes for them by December 31st.

Have a good day, and Happy Holidays. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo