Bilbo's Random Thought Collection

Today is Friday, October 2nd, 2026, and it's the first Friday of a month that gives us not two, but three opportunities to present Ass ...

So far in 2026, I've presented four out-of-cycle special awards* for ass clownery, and such is the lunacy level of this misbegotten year...

It gets harder all the time to write these awards, given the historic levels of incompetence and corruption in government and the perversion...

You may want to get something to drink and get comfortable ... this one's a major rant. Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, we present t...

With the new month comes (at least) two opportunities to highlight new paragons of ass clownery. Between wars, political buffonery, religiou...

As July wheezes down to its end and we look forward to winter's cold rather than summer's blazing heat, it's time once again to ...

With the arrival of July, the year begins its downhill slide toward winter and another six months of opportunities to recognize the supersta...

Today, we announce the 380th Ass Clown Award* - the latest of my ongoing attempts to shine the light of infamy on those who exemplify notewo...

A new month brings new opportunities to recognize those who strive to distinguish themselves by rising above the prevailing high level of as...

As long-time readers of this blog know, I generally present my Ass Clown awards twice each month, based on the fact that most months have fo...

It's time to announce the second of our three Ass Clown awards for the month. As usual, the competition was fierce, but in my mind, the ...

On April 17, 2011 (fifteen years ago!) I presented the first of my Ass Clown awards - my way of singling out truly despicable people for ac...

Ah, a new month dawns, and with it the opportunity to highlight another collection of ass clowns. May is one of two months this year (Octobe...