Thursday, September 24, 2026

Thursday Trees

 
Welcome back to the temporary home of Mike's Thursday Trees! This week, in recognition of the twisted and convoluted mess Der Furor has made of the country, a collection of twisted and convoluted trees ...

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I don't know about you, but all my joints hurt just from looking at those trees.

Have a good day, and be sure to come back tomorrow for Great Moments in Editing and Signage. See you then!

Bilbo

Wednesday, September 23, 2026

The Judiciary Act of 1789, Meet 2026

 
On September 24, 1789, Congress passed the Judiciary Act of (of course) 1789. The act created the office of the Attorney General, laid out the structure of the federal judiciary system, and set the composition of the Supreme Court at six members: a Chief Justice and five Associate Justices ... who were - then as now - not bound by any of the ethical rules which bind other judges. The fact that there are now nine members on the court ought to be a reminder that the size of the court and the qualifications of its members are not mandated in the Constitution ... which gives that responsibility to Congress (see Article III, Section 1). Whether Congress is up to the task is subject to question.


The Supreme Court's hard right turn under Der Furor has reinvigorated the periodic calls for reform of the court. Conservatives, in the ascendency (for the moment), strongly oppose any changes to the makeup of the court and the laws under which it operates. "Liberals" (a term with little meaning at the moment), seeing the court's willingness to erode basic rights and empower a president with dictatorial dreams, are pushing for reforms.

The last meaningful attempt to look at Supreme Court reforms was carried out by the presidential commission established by then-President Joe Biden with Executive Order 14023*. The commission published its final report on December 8, 2021, laying out several categories of reform and analyzing specific measures to address each. The commission and its report generated much attention and no action, other than the publication (under duress) on November 13, 2023 of the 15-page "Code of Conduct for Justices of the Supreme Court of the United States," issued by Chief Justice Roberts ... probably in order to avoid having Congress actually draft a stronger one on its own.

The Roberts court has proven itself willing to ignore settled law in favor of conservative principles and wishes, and has shown a willingness to use the so-called "shadow docket" to issue decisions without needing to spell out the legal and historical rationales for them. This leaves the inferior courts without clear guidance to follow in order to decide other cases which may be affected by those decisions.

Concern over the direction and behavior of the Supreme Court led the Brennan Center for Justice to issue a detailed study in April of this year titled "Six Solutions to Fix the Supreme Court." The recommended solutions were:

Enact 18-year term limits for Supreme Court justices. Lifetime assignments to the court make it virtually impossible to remove corrupt or mentally declining justices, particularly when Congress is dominated by a single ideological bloc unwilling to impeach justices it favors. Hard term limits are a must.

Hold justices to the highest ethical standards. The fact that there is no formal, binding code of ethics for Supreme Court justices, as there is for every other judge and justice in the country, is ridiculous. This should be a no-brainer.

Curb abuses of the shadow docket. The court is, as its name suggests, "supreme," and the weight of its decisions requires it to provide sound legal reasoning to guide lower courts and give the public confidence that decisions have been clearly and rationally arrived at. 

Fast-track Congress’s response to rulings. It's not enough for the court to decide - Congress often needs to produce legislation to implement the rulings ... which, given the speed of Congressional action, can take far too long. Such action needs to take priority in Congress to ensure that the court's decisions are implemented in law as soon as possible.

Improve the confirmation process. As we saw with the confirmation hearings for Clarence Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh, the process is a laughable farce. 

Allow cameras in the courtroom. I'm okay with this one, but I don't think it would be as effective as its supporters think.

All of these are important and should be implemented, but I would add three other measures as well:

Expand the court to 13 members. A larger bench will allow the court to hear more cases and give the appropriate amount of time and deliberation to each;

Hear and decide cases using panels of seven or nine randomly-assigned justices. Randomly assigning justices to panels for each case will reduce the chance that an ideological bloc can impose a particular viewpoint on decisions; and,

Stagger the term limits of the justices to allow each president to nominate the same number of justices per term. I believe the math can work if the court is expanded and the term limits staggered. This would prevent problems such as we have now, where Der Furor was able - with blatant political chicanery and the support of a compliant Senate - to stack the court with ideologues.

The decline in respect for the Supreme Court as it seems willing to empower a dictatorial presidency should scare every thinking American. It is long past time for Congress to revisit the Judiciary Act of 1789 in light of the radically changed environment of 2026. Now would be a good time to write to your elected reprehensives and suggest they get on with it when they're not too busy raising money and running for reelection.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo 

* Good luck finding it, as the Federal Register is now protected by an impenetrable CAPTCHA wall. Chances are that it was rescinded by Der Furor, anyhow.

Tuesday, September 22, 2026

More Thoughts on Faraday Cages


Today we observe the birthday in 1791 of English physicist Michael Faraday, pictured below. 


Mr Faraday was responsible for a number of discoveries and inventions, one of which was what we know today as the “Faraday Cage,” a security enclosure used to block electromagnetic fields, as illustrated in this visually spectacular demonstration ... 


Among other things, Faraday Cages are used as an electronic security measure to block the transmission and reception of unwanted signals ... much like red MAGA hats block the reception of information contrary to the deeply-held social, political, and religious beliefs of the wearer.

I've written twice about Faraday Cages in this blog - first in August of 2007, and then again in September of 2012. In the 2007 post, I wrote 

"... why are so many members of Congress so reluctant to accept new ideas and make compromises to move the nation forward on crucial issues? Obviously, the Capitol is a giant Faraday Cage which protects them from the influence of dangerous and politically incorrect ideas."

I returned to the subject in the 2012 post, when I wrote

"We're seeing a campaign of lies, distortions, and half-truths ... of hot air and slime and vast amounts of money that could be spent on better things. And it's all protected by the mental Faraday Cages of the True Believers."

I don't think this was what Mr Faraday had in mind when he developed his eponymous cage, but it seems to have worked out that way. The Capitol remains a gigantic mental Faraday Cage that prevents the concerns of everyday Americans - like food safety, housing availability, and the price of gas - from troubling the tender brains of GOP members of Congress who (when they're actually at work) are laser-focused on more important issues like pretending that Der Furor is not crazy, that Secretary of Defense (not War) Pete Hegseth and Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., are competent, and that the economy is not in the toilet.

For those not in Congress, personal Faraday Cages include things like the newly-launched "TrumpTV" channel, the new White House app that sends regime propaganda directly to your phone, red MAGA hats, Fox "News," OANN, and Newsmax to protect from the intrusion of the real world.

So ...

If you are one of those who resolutely resist the incursion of actual information that conflicts with your political, social, and religious beliefs, ask your psychiatrist if a mental Faraday Cage is right for you. Your insurance won't cover it, but it doesn't hurt to ask.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

P.S. - After I drafted this post (early last week), and published my post on AI threats last Wednesday, this article appeared in the New York Times: "The Liftoff Scenario That Terrifies A.I. Doomsayers." It describes a AI system known as Faraday that uses "recursive self-improvement" to continuously build better versions of itself as it grows and learns. What would Faraday think (WWFT) ... and what could possibly go wrong?

B.

Monday, September 21, 2026

Ass Clown Special Award


I know I've already posted today for Monday Mountains, but the news has inspired me to present another out-of-cycle Ass Clown Award ... this time, the first-ever special award presented for the second time to the same recipient in the same year.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, it is with a bewildered shake of the head and a growing sense of dread that I present this

Ass Clown Special Award
(First Poison Ivy Cluster)



to

The Arc de Trump


In the latest bizarre twist to the story of The Triumphal Arch No One But You-Know-Who Wants, Der Furor issued this ludicrous "Truth Social" post -


So, consider this: against which enemy would a "triumphal arch" bristling with large numbers of drones and snipers and stocked with large quantities of stored sniper ammunition defend? If you guessed "those opposed to Der Furor's increasingly crazy and dictatorial rule," you win.

There is no conceivable reason why the "U.S. Military" would "strong(ly) request" a vast fortress in the middle of a traffic circle between the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington National Cemetery. There are numerous military facilities already in DC and its immediate area, including The Pentagon (less than half a mile away!), Fort McNair, Fort Myer, Bolling and Andrews Air Force Bases, the Marine Barracks at 8th and I streets in southeast DC, and the Washington Navy Yard. 

There's only one reason for the "triumphal arch" to exist at all - Der Furor's vanity - and no reason whatsoever for it to exist as a fortified eyesore other than to address Der Furor's fear of the American  people he pretends to lead.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, we present this Ass Clown Special Award, First Poison Ivy Cluster, to The Arc De Trump.

Nothing else needs to be said.

Have a good day. Vote the bums out. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Monday Mountains

 
It's Monday, and that means it's time for another uplifting edition of Monday Mountains ...

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I hope you found these beautiful alpine scenes as soothing as I did.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Sunday, September 20, 2026

Musical Sunday


We haven't heard from The Parody Project for a while, but it's high time we brought back their marvelous song parodies that skewer those in need of skewering. This takeoff on Bob Dylan's 1974 classic "Shelter from the Storm" is a wonderful takedown of Der Furor and his favorite things ... 


And the lyrics ...

Could be another lifetime, one that's soiled with crud
Where harshness is a virtue and anger holds a grudge
He came in filled with bitterness, then ravaged like a storm
Come in, he said I'll give ya tariffs, lies and scorn

Looks like he's passed this way again, I know it seems absurd
He'll always do what best for him, and never keeps his word
In a world of peaceful protests, he'll send the heat to swarm
Come in, he said I'll give ya tariffs, lies and scorn

Not a lucid word is spoken; his brain is uninvolved
Every time he makes a speech the problem goes unsolved
We tried hard to envision how we could change the norm
Come in, he said I'll give ya tariffs, lies and scorn

We're burdened with unhappiness; our hopes did not prevail
We gathered with the masses along the campaign trail
We scattered when projectiles flew as he had police lines form
Come in, he said I'll give ya tariffs, lies and scorn

Remember when they turned around and he was standin' there
In front of an old sacred church with tear gas in the air 
He held a Bible high aloft, you could see his devil horns
Come in, he said I'll give ya tariffs, lies and scorn

He built a wall between us, democracy's the cost
He takes it all for granted, he's got his wires crossed
We shoulda known when it all began; so many tried to warn
Come in, he said I'll give ya tariffs, lies and scorn

Well, his lackeys do just as they're told, our anger really mounts
But nothing ever matters much, it's he alone that counts
And the windbag bigot bully, with hair like yellow corn
Come in, he said I'll give ya tariffs, lies and scorn

He'll never care 'bout you or me he sees himself above
And old man with a store-bought tan; we'd rather be rid of
He has no understanding and is constantly forlorn
Come in, he said I'll give ya tariffs, lies and scorn

In a rundown Palm Beach villa, he'd hidden all he knows
Then heightened our frustration by thwarting all the probes
They bought and sold his ignorance and got the charges shorn
Come in, he said I'll give ya tariffs, lies and scorn

Well, it feels like we're in a foreign land, afraid we're marking time
Our salvation walks a razor's edge; he'll claim that it's all fine
If we could just turn back the clock to before his base was born
We wouldn't have to live our lives with tariffs, lies and scorn

Elections are coming. When you go to the polls, remember who it was who promised big, but gave you tariffs, lies, and scorn.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo
 

Saturday, September 19, 2026

Cartoon Saturday


Good Lord, isn't this month over yet?

A Russian businessman with ties to Russian president Vladimir Putin paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to help finance Donald Trump Jr.’s wedding after-party in the Bahamas this year; Der Furor downplayed growing concerns about unrestricted development of AI, claiming that all that is needed is "... a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) PRESIDENT, and the U.S.A. has that, in spades!*"; the Supreme Court has rejected Der Furor's attempt to add new Postal Service restrictions on mail-in voting, at least for the upcoming midterm elections ... Der Furor is, as you might imagine, enraged; in response to continuing inflation, the Federal Reserve has raised the interest rate by a quarter point ... Der Furor is, as you might imagine, enraged; Der Furor has banned three news organizations - CNN, MS NOW, and Politico - from the White House, a petulant and blatantly unconstitutional action certain to be challenged in court; and in - where else? - Texas, a photo on the state sex offenders' registry of a convicted megachurch pastor shows him with a huge black eye, and his attorney has the world's best explanation of how he got it.

Since the country, under Der Furor's "management" and "leadership" is going to the dogs, I figured we might as well feature them this week ...

This one is a lot funnier than it ought to be ,,,


Uh, oh ...


This is the sort of medical advice I'd expect from RFK, Jr ...


Look closely ... you'll get it ...


Canine inventors work tirelessly on the next great breakthrough ...


Some dogs, like some people, are more trainable than others ...


Smile when you spell that, pardner ...


I wish I could get one of those ...


I think he works part time for the Heritage Foundation on the pet portions of Project 2025 ...

They tend to be very fluffy ...


And that wraps our Cartoon Saturday salute to Man's Best Friend - I hope it helped you get over the craziness of the past week.

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when Musical Sunday returns with a new twist on a Bob Dylan classic. See you then.

Bilbo

* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

Friday, September 18, 2026

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for September, 2026


So far in 2026, I've presented four out-of-cycle special awards* for ass clownery, and such is the lunacy level of this misbegotten year that I was ready to present a fifth before deciding that few people deserve a special award of any type less than the characters I have chosen for today's recognition of the depths of their ass clownery.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the award for

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for September, 2026


is shared by

U.S. Treasury Secretary


and

Director of the National Economic Council


It's hard to believe that I missed presenting an Ass Clown Award to Mr. Bessent for this long, but his towering level of incompetent ass clownery has up to now been eclipsed by that of superstars like Pete Hegseth and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr**. And as the cheerful Igor to Mr Bessent's Frankenstein, Mr Hassett has done his best to convince you and I that what we are seeing and experiencing is not real.

Let me say before we go on that you could put everything I know about economics in your navel and still have room for a herd of elephants and a brass band. But even I, struggling as I do to keep more digits to the left than to the right of the decimal point in my battered and bleeding checkbook, can see that the current regime is economically incompetent.

You may recall that The Economist, in a special report issued in October of 2024 , declared that the U.S. economy was "the envy of the world" and had "left other rich countries in the dust." Then, in November of 2024, Der Furor was elected. Now, a mere two years later, that enviable economy is in ruins, demolished by the economic illiteracy of Der Furor and the incompetence of men like Scott Bessent and Kevin Hassett. 

Here is  a list of Scott Bessent’s wrong predictions and/or promises that didn’t happen, compiled by MeidasTouch:

February 5, 2025: Long-term interest rates would come down as Trump’s economic policies took effect;
Spring 2025: The federal deficit would move toward 3% of GDP;
Spring 2025: Trump’s policies would produce roughly 3% sustained real GDP growth;
July 8, 2025: The U.S. would collect well over $300 billion in tariff revenue in 2025;
September 1, 2025: The Supreme Court would uphold Trump’s emergency tariffs;
September 7, 2025: The economy would see a “substantial acceleration” in Q4 2025; 
December 7–16, 2025: 2025 would finish with 3% to 3.5% real GDP growth;
December 16, 2025: Inflation would see a substantial drop in the first six months of 2026;
February 20, 2026: The economy could grow at least 3.5% in 2026; 
April 14, 2026: 2026 GDP growth could easily exceed 3% or 3.5%; 
April 14, 2026: Core inflation was falling and the Federal Reserve would need to cut interest rates;
April 14, 2026: Trump’s tariffs could be restored to their previous levels by the beginning of July;
June 2026: Again maintained that 2026 growth could reach roughly 3% to 3.5%;
2025–26: Lower energy prices, fiscal restraint and Trump’s policies would bring down long-term Treasury yields;
2025–26: Faster growth and tariff revenue would materially improve the federal deficit;
And finally,
September 5, 2026: Oil could eventually fall to $40–$50 per barrel after the Iran war ends. The economy is now “in the liftoff phase.”

I hope his crystal ball is still under warranty. Obviously, no cabinet secretary is ever right 100% of the time. They work with the best information they can get to make the best decisions they can. But Mr Bessent seems to be unusually poor at prognostication, despite his access to the full information resources of the federal government***. 

And lest we forget, at the recent meeting of the Group of 20 finance ministers, Mr. Bessent astonishingly blamed Ukrainian attacks on Russian oil facilities, rather than the U.S. invasion of Iran and subsequent strangling of the Strait of Hormuz and the Bab al-Mandab, for high energy prices. 

Kevin Hassett has been the primary porcine cosmetologist of the administration, happily slathering large quantities of lipstick on the economic pig bred by Der Furor and the GOP's fiscal policies, such as they are. His cheerful, smiling face is a staple on news broadcasts, backstopping Mr Bessent's assurance that what we are seeing with our own eyes is not what is really happening with the economy. 

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the award for the September 2026 Left-Cheek Ass Clown is presented to Scott Bessent and Kevin Hassett. In special recognition of their stewardship of the once-booming economy, each man also receives the Poop of Distinction in Gold.


Good luck with your ability to afford the next two years.

Have a good day and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday salute to man's best friend. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

* To the Arc de Trump, former Attorney General Pam Bondi, the Department of Justice, and Secretary of Defense (not War) Pete Hegseth.

** Both of them previous Ass Clown Award Winners - Mr Hegseth eight times (three of them shared) and Mr Kennedy three times.

*** Which are, thanks to the work of DOGE and the sycophantic nullities seeded throughout the government by Der Furor, far less accurate and complete than they used to be.

Thursday, September 17, 2026

Thursday Trees


Welcome back to the temporary home of Mike's Thursday Trees! Since we're halfway through September, we need to enjoy them in the wild now, before those leaves come down, as they've already started here in NoVa.

This week, if Pisa can have its Leaning Tower, we can have our Leaning Trees ...

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3 - I'd watch my step if I were you ...


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And that's it for this week's collection of leaning trees - I hope you enjoyed it.

Have a good day and come back tomorrow for the announcement of September's Left-Cheek Ass Clown. More thoughts then.

Bilbo