Tuesday, August 04, 2026

What's More Important: What You Call It, or What You Want It to Do?


RANT ALERT! 

You've been warned ...

Instead of advancing an agenda that actually addresses the problems of everyday Americans, Der Furor - master of misdirection and diversion that he is - has resorted to the language of fear to spin up his followers, who generally lack the knowledge to understand that they're being played. Specifically, Der Furor invokes the terrifying specters of communism and socialism in an attempt to equate his liberal opposition to  discredited economic systems. American liberals, on the other hand, fed up with the inability of the traditional Democratic party to address their concerns and turned off by the rage and incipient fascism of the GOP, play into Der Furor's tiny linguistic hands by embracing something called democratic socialism.

Oh, for gawd's sake, people, stop using scary labels! Don't talk about what you want to call your system of government - think about what you want it to do. Think about what you want your government to spend your hard-earned money on, not about what some clueless blowhard with an agenda wants you to think.

For my part, this is what I think a good government that actually cares about its citizens would do:

1. Provide for the common defense. Just like it says in the preamble to the Constitution. It's a hard world and we need powerful armed forces to protect us from external threats. But these forces shouldn't be used to attack other countries that do not pose a direct threat to us (Venezuela and Iran) or threaten allies that don't give us what we want (Greenland belongs to Denmark, and Canada is a proud and independent nation and a good friend). We need a competent Department of Defense again, run by someone who knows what he (or she) is doing.

2. Promote the general welfare. Once again, just like it says in the preamble to the Constitution. In my opinion, "promoting the general welfare" means things like:

a. Taxpayer-funded, single-payer medical care for all citizens. The United States has some of the finest medical facilities and personnel in the world ... and most of it is beyond the ability of most people to pay. I believe that a single-payer, taxpayer-funded national system, buttressed by strong safeguards against fraud and abuse, is the only rational alternative to the bizarre hodgepodge of profit-based, insurance-driven providers too many of us can't afford. Keep supplemental plans for those who want to pay extra for them, but make sure that everyone is covered without the extra expense.

b. Taxpayer-funded free public education through attendance at a trade school or two years of college. Our educational system was once the model to which other nations aspired ... no longer.

3. Restore faith and confidence in an honest, competent, transparent government based on free and fair elections and a professional civil service independent of the whims of an individual leader or party. Don't you think it's odd that we never had a problem with our elections until Der Furor couldn't accept that he lost one? At a minimum ...

a. Stop the wealthy from buying government offices and processes. The Supreme Court has, with a long series of decisions not based on reality or fairness, made our government offices at all levels available not to the best candidates, but to those willing and able to spend enough money to buy them. The amount of money spent by parties, political action committees, special interest groups, and individual candidates for office is utterly obscene, and would be far better spent on health care, public education, infrastructure, and any number of other beneficial things.
 
b. Reinstate all Inspectors General at Federal Agencies and let them do their jobs. Der Furor fired many of them for various reasons; bring them back and let them find the fraud, waste, and abuse we're told exists everywhere.

c. Enforce ethical standards for all Federal employees, including the President and Supreme Court justices. I thought that in this country, nobody was above the law*. Silly me.
 
d. Conduct a full audit of the Department of Defense (not War). We spend uncounted billions of dollars on our military, at the expense of many other valuable programs, and yet DoD has failed comprehensive audits of its programs for eight years in a row. We deserve to know that our tax dollars are being wisely and legally spent**.
 
e. Get rid of the abominable "Schedule F" designation that undermines the professional Civil Service. Our Civil Service is meant to be a professional, merit-based system that serves the best interests of the American people, not the whims of the administration of the moment.

4. Ensure civil liberties and provide equal justice under the law for every citizen, regardless of wealth or station. Our dream of "equal justice under law" is a joke - the quality of justice one gets is dependent upon one's ability to afford the best lawyers ... and is greatly affected by one's skin color.

a. Guarantee the fundamental freedoms outlined in the Constitution: speech, press, assembly, redress of grievances, religious belief (or not). Today's Justice Department no longer deserves its name, being interested not in equal justice, but in ensuring that Der Furor's enemies suffer his vengeance for real or imagined slights. Civil rights are not protected, only favored speech is considered worthy of protection, and the "Christian" religion is preferred and protected over all others, contrary to the clear wording of the Constitution.

5. Have a taxation system that looks like it was designed on purpose.

a. Ensure every individual and business is required to pay appropriate taxes, and that those taxes are based based on the ability to pay. It's hardly fair that a teacher, a housekeeper, or a trash collector pays more in taxes (proportionally) than a billionaire or a gigantic corporation.
 
b. Use taxes to pay for government operations and services to the American people - not as a vehicle for social engineering, political favors, or helping businesses be more profitable. 

6. Have a rational immigration policy that balances our tradition of welcoming immigrants with the needs of employers and legitimate national security concerns.

a. We need a professional, legally sound, dependable, and competent Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency. Ban the wearing of masks, insist on uniforms and proper identification, get rid of the heavy, military-style weapons, and weed out violent and incompetent personnel.
 
That'll do for a start. What do you think? Leave a comment.

Have a good day. More rants thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* Except, of course, Der Furor and his family and businesses, who get a freedom from taxation that you will never see.


Monday, August 03, 2026

Monday Mountains


As we start a new month that promises to be no less goofy than the one gone by, a good way to calm down is always to immerse ourselves in the beauty and grandeur of the mountains ...

1 - The Absaroka-Beartooth Wilderness, Montana ...


2 - I could sit on this bench for days. On the Gosausee in Austria ...


3 - Hirschwieskopf, in the Austrian Alps


4 - Kauai, Hawaii ...


5 - Lago di Sorapis, in the Italian Dolomites ...


6 - Mt Robson, British Columbia ...


7 - Sidestep Canyon, near Page, Arizona ...


8 - Tofana di Mezzo, Italian Alps ...


9 - Val Gardina, in the Italian Dolomites ...


10 - And finally, courtesy of my well-travelled friend Trang, the best of both worlds - trees framing mountains in Voringsfossen, Norway.


And that's it for this edition of Monday Mountains - I hope it helped give your mind and soul a well-needed break.

Have a good day, and hope that the world moderates its craziness, at least for a little while. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Sunday, August 02, 2026

Poetry Sunday


The Old English word dustsceawung is formed from the words dūst (meaning "dust") and sċēawung  (meaning "inspection" or "contemplation"). It refers to one's contemplation of the fact that dust used to be other things - the walls of a city, an ancient king, a book, a great tree, or a mighty statue. It implies that dust is the ultimate destination of all things. This poem by Danusha Laméris offers thoughts about the dust that is always with us, and not always appreciated for what it is. Or was.

Dust
by Danusha Laméris

It covers everything, fine powder, 
the earth's gold breath falling softly 
on the dark wood dresser, blue ceramic bowls, 
picture frames on the wall. It wafts up 
from canyons, carried on the wind,
on the wings of birds, in the rough fur of animals 
as they rise from the ground. Sometimes it's copper, 
sometimes dark as ink. In great storms, 
it even crosses the sea. Once, 
when my grandmother was a girl, 
a strong gale lifted red dust from Africa 
and took it thousands of miles away 
to the Caribbean where people swept it 
from their doorsteps, kept it in small jars, 
reminder of that other home.
Gandhi said, "The seeker after truth 
should be humbler than the dust." 
Wherever we go, it follows.
I take a damp cloth, swipe the windowsills, 
the lamp's taut shade, run a finger 
over the dining room table.
And still, it returns, settling in the gaps 
between floorboards, gilding the edges 
of unread books. What could be more loyal, 
more lonely, and unsung?

Have a good day, and when you're cleaning house and chasing dust, think for a moment on what, or who, it might once have been. 

More thoughts tomorrow, when Monday Mountains returns.

Bilbo

Saturday, August 01, 2026

Cartoon Saturday


Wouldn't it be nice if the new month were better than the old? Well, don't hold your breath ...

Der Furor has ordered warning signs placed outside the Smithsonian's National Museum of American History, claiming exhibits are anti-white and dishonest and do not accurately depict the nation's glorious history; United States regime representatives attending a conference in Brazil showed a map which mislabeled the African countries they were discussing - an egregious error which resulted in international derision and a rare admission of error from the State Department; social media influencers are pushing a new trend – “cyclospora skinny” – in which persons deliberately infect themselves with cyclospora in order to lose weight faster through excessive diarrhea; Der Furor's latest distractive redecorating initiative is a proposed $22 billion makeover of Washington Dulles Airport; and in (where else?) Florida, Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office detectives arrested Christopher Chiofalo on suspicion of burglary. When officers showed him the video which led to his arrest Chiofalo said, “Oh, yeah! I broke into the business a while back ... looked familiar ... Yeah, that’s me ... You got me.”

Since the country is going to the dogs and taking the rest of the world with it, I figured a collection of cartoons about dogs would give us some desperately needed laughs ...

Uh, oh ...


I'm not sure it was a legal move, but in today's USA, that probably doesn't matter ...




A canine search for the meaning of life ...


Hiring a hit dog ...


Good call ... I mean, text ...


How today's MAGA child excuses the missing homework ...


The bark was the giveaway ...


But at least he was well-trained ...


It's good to be the king's dog ...


I hope you enjoyed these cartoons I doggedly compiled for you. And when you next complain about your national government, remember the old comment attributed to President Harry Truman: if you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.

Have a good day and a great weekend, and come back tomorrow when we dust off the first Poetry Sunday of the new month - more thoughts then.

Bilbo

Friday, July 31, 2026

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


Well, we've come to the end of another meshugge month, and good riddance to it. Let's see it off with something entertaining - the latest batch of editorial and signage gems ...

When you need to document maintenance on the high-thrust hemorrhoids on your Minuteman III ...


I don't know about you, but I have plenty of free natural rocks in my garden every year ...


It's a shame that some business had to put up this sign ...


... and that another business had to go the same route ...


I'd think that unless you were driving a tank, you'd probably park in empty spots without needing the warning ...


Wait, what?? ...


Schrödinger's Intersection ...


There's an old joke about a farmer who raised three-legged chickens but didn't know how to cook them because he'd never been able to catch one ... looks like he was finally successful ...


I don't know about you, but I've never been to a toilet competition ... I hope the results don't leak ...


Um ... I think I'll pass ...


And that's it for Great Moments in Editing and Signage for July ... it'll be back again in two weeks with the first offerings for August. In the meantime, come back tomorrow, when we kick off a new month with more thoughts and an all-new Cartoon Saturday!

Bilbo

Thursday, July 30, 2026

Thursday Trees


Welcome to this week's offering at the temporary home of Mike's Thursday Trees!

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If I had to pick a favorite this week, I think it would be #6 ... trees and mountains is always a winning combination.

Have a good day and enjoy your trees while you have them - between logging, wildfires, and clearing land for data centers, they're under threat every day. See you tomorrow for the last edition of Great Moments in Editing and Signage for July ... more thoughts then.

Bilbo

Tuesday, July 28, 2026

Please Don't Show Me the Money


With Der Furor's love of putting his name, and/or signature, and/or scowling image on everything you could imagine (and many things you couldn't), sycophantic Republicans have rushed to ignore the law and issue new coins and banknotes in his honor. This includes the $250 bill proposed by South Carolina Republican Representative Joe Wilson to "honor" the nation's 250th anniversary, which would - of course - have Der Furor's picture on it ...


But if we want to appropriately recognize in currency the master of pecuniary exploitation of his office, I've found two better options online, and shamelessly stolen them to share with you:

1. With apologies to pre-Euro Germany, we could slap Der Furor's angry visage on a dollar coin and rename it the Douchemark; or,

2. We could introduce a new series of coins featuring images of Der Furor and his various paramours ...


collect the whole set!

I'm reminded of the old joke about the man who went to the doctor for his annual physical. After all the tests were done, the man asked the doctor what he thought. "You're as sound as a dollar!", the doctor replied. The man blanched in horror and gasped, "Oh my gawd! How much time do I have left?"

The way things are going right now, about two and a half years.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Monday, July 27, 2026

Monday Mountains


Since it's all uphill from here, what could be more appropriate than starting off the new week with more beautiful Monday Mountains ...

1. Lake Louise, Banff, Alberta, Canada -


2. Mürren, Switzerland -


3. Sawtooth Mountains, Idaho - 


4. Sinopah Mountain, Montana - 


5. Sunrise Point, Bryce Canyon, Utah - 


6. Te Mata Peak, New Zealand - 


7. Wengen, Switzerland - 


8. Wind River Range, Wyoming - 


9. Yeltsin Peak, Kyrgyzstan - 


10. Yosemite, seen from the summit of El Capitan - 


I hope the grandeur and beauty of the mountains help you start off the week on a positive note. It's not much, but I do what I can for you.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo