Monday, August 10, 2026

Monday Mountains


It's time once again for Monday Mountains ... get your weekly fix of alpine serenity.

1 - Nice campsite, eh?


2 - Mountains against a bright blue, cloud-dotted sky ...


3 - Do you suppose this mountain is giving the finger to someone? 


4 - A twofer: beautiful castle and beautiful mountains!


5 - Chocolate Lake, California ...


6 - Agnes and I on the Dachstein, in the Austrian Alps ...


7 - Kauai, Hawaii ...


8 - Lake Bled, Slovenia ...


9 - Maroon Bells, Colorado ...


10 - The Swiss Alps, photographed by my daughter and her family during a hike last month ...


I hope this little, 10-image moment of peace and serenity helped you prepare yourself for another week, assuming you need it. I surely do.

Have a good day and a good week. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Sunday, August 09, 2026

Musical Sunday


One of my favorite groups is The Statler Brothers, whose wonderful blend of great voices coupled with clever lyrics and memorable lyrics is (IMHO) pretty much unmatched. This one is a great example of their talent ...


Here are the lyrics:

When the sun wakes up in the west
And lays its head down in the east
When they ordain Madalyn O'Hair*
And she becomes a priest
When a San Diego sailor
Comes home with no tattoo
When they put a dome on Wrigley Field
I'll be comin' home to you

But don't wait on me, little darlin'
Lord, can't you see, little darlin'?
I only go so far
There ain't no guarantee

Don't wait on me to win you
That's somethin' I just can't do
I never have and don't intend to
Don't wait on me

When the wind don't blow in Chicago
And L.A. is cold and clear
When they unfurl Old Glory
And no one stands to cheer
When my brother-in-law phones me
And the charges aren't reversed
When the cabbie don't want a bigger tip
I'll be slidin' home from first

And don't wait on me, little darlin'
Lord, can't you see, little darlin'?
I only go so far
There ain't no guarantee

Don't wait on me to win you
That's somethin' I just can't do
I never have and don't intend to
Don't wait on me

When you load up on a long shot
And you win by half a nose
When the Fourth of July parade
Is called because it snows
When the waiting room is empty
And the Doc says, 'Come on in'
When Christmas comes before New Years
I'll be comin' home again

But don't wait on me, little darlin'
Lord, can't you see, small darlin'?
I only go so far
There ain't no guarantee

Don't wait on me to win you
That's somethin' I just can't do
I never have and don't intend to
Don't wait on me
Don't wait on me
Don't wait on me
Don't wait on me
Don't wait on me

In the original version of this song (released in June of 1981), the next-to-last line of the first verse was, "When the lights go on at Wrigley Field," a reference to the days when Chicago's Wrigley Field was unable to host night baseball games because it was the only major league baseball stadium without lights ... they were finally installed, and the first complete night game was played under the new lights on August 9th, 1988 - 38 years ago today.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when Monday Mountains returns. See you then.

Bilbo

* Madalyn Murray O'Hair was a famously outspoken atheist.

Saturday, August 08, 2026

Cartoon Saturday


Just a week into August and I'm ready to return it for a refund.

A Senate committee has voted to hold Dr Anthony Fauci in contempt of Congress ... a crime that most Americans are guilty of nowadays; Der Furor's new self-named class of big targets battleships is expected to cost around $275 billion to build, according to a Congressional Budget office report released this week; Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell, who has not been seen in public since being admitted to the hospital on June 14th, issued a statement saying he was being released from the hospital and would conduct his Senate business from home while continuing his recovery; after his first royal decree executive order limiting birthright citizenship was struck down by the Supreme Court, Der Furor signed two new decrees orders using different justifications and criteria to try to accomplish his goal; and in (where else?) Florida, two men were arrested after getting into a machete fight over an ex-girlfriend in a grocery store parking lot ... because they did not use guns like Real Americans, they will not be able to use a Second Amendment defense to avoid spending time in jail.

This week, a cartoon look at the news ... or whatever it is we have now where the news used to be. 

The way things are going, it can only improve them ...


A very perceptive observation ...


The latest from the White House Press Secretary ...


It's as I feared ...


And a gin and tonic to wash 'em down ...


Indeed ...


Well, it is if you're wealthy and well-connected enough ...


I always figured that was how it worked ...


Well, it saves money on winter clothes ...


Telling it like it is ...


And that's the way it is, unfortunately. Sorry about that, Mr Cronkite.

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts coming tomorrow, when we tee up the first Musical Sunday for August. See you then.

Bilbo

Friday, August 07, 2026

The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for August, 2026


With the new month comes (at least) two opportunities to highlight new paragons of ass clownery. Between wars, political buffonery, religious bigotry, and economic chicanery, ass clowns have proliferated like toadstools after a warm rain. Of course, this embarrassment of "riches" makes it difficult to single out recognition-worthy individuals or groups (or, occasionally, things), but I started this and I'll carry it through.

This time, though, I didn't have much trouble deciding on a recipient who exemplifies the very highest standards of Der Furor-era horseshittery. Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, with the traditional flatulent blare of trumpets and roll of sour farts, I give you

The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for August, 2026


United States Attorney
for
the District of Columbia


Unusually enough for a senior position in Der Furor's regime, Jeanine Pirro is nominally well qualified for the position she holds. She is an attorney who has been elected and served as a county district attorney (in Westchester County, New York) and as a judge of the Westchester County court. These qualifications were likely of secondary interest in her selection for her current position ... more important was her time as a relatively popular conservative television personality: she hosted a weekday "reality" courtroom television show ("Judge Jeanine Pirro") on the CW Network from 2008-2011, then moved to Fox News to host the network's "Justice with Judge Jeanine" from January 2011 to January 22, 2022. She then moved to the Fox political talk show "The Five" as a co-host, where she remained until May of 2025, when Der Furor appointed her to her present position, following his tradition of selecting Fox News personalities who look good on television for senior jobs in his regime*.

Judge Pirro's award today is based on her shameful performance in filing felony vandalism charges against 67-year-old ex-Olympic canoe racer David Hearn, saying on July 2nd that "the evidence shows and we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Hearn willfully destroyed property at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool," and that the evidence showed that Mr Hearn had been observed "forcefully and violently" tearing liner material from the bottom of the pool.

That was then. This is now.

Late Friday afternoon**, July 31st, Judge Pirro announced (to the great anger of Der Furor) that she was recommending dropping all charges against Mr Hearn, and that the damage to the Reflecting Pool had been caused by flawed installation by the contractor***, "with repeated failures of the lining during the installation process and extensive peeling of the lining throughout the Reflecting Pool," and a rush to complete the project before the Independence Day celebrations.

She blamed the original charge against Mr Hearn on incorrect information received from the Department of the Interior and - obviously - did not mention the involvement of Der Furor in the botched renovation work.

We shall see if Mr Hearn receives a formal apology and reimbursement of his legal fees for Judge Pirro's headlong rush to the judgement desired by her boss. 

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the Right-Cheek Ass Clown for August, 2026, is Jeanine "She Who Folded Like an Umbrella" Pirro. I suggest you try to stay off her radar.

Have a good day, and come back tomorrow for a new edition of Cartoon Saturday. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

* In all fairness, it must be admitted that she is professionally (if not temperamentally) qualified for her position, unlike her fellow Fox News shouting head Pete Hegseth, who is busy wrecking the Department of Defense (not War).

** The usual time at which bad news is made public, so as to minimize the attention it is likely to receive.

*** Atlantic Industrial Coatings, a company suggested by Der Furor for a no-bid contract on the basis of work it had done on pools at some of his properties ... a claim he later denied.

Thursday, August 06, 2026

Thursday Trees


It's time once again for Thursday Trees - the temporary home of Mike's popular series. Let's cast some shade, shall we?

1 - It looks like this guy is trying to escape the beavers ...


2 - 


3 - I think this tree tried to follow Der Furor's ever-shifting justifications for his war on Iran ...


4 - 


5 - 


6 - 


7 - This is an Australian Strangler Fig ...


8 - 


9 - A little something to help you cool off during the miserable summer heat ...


10 - 


Enjoy the shade and come back tomorrow for the announcement of the Right-Cheek Ass Clown for August - more thoughts then.

Bilbo

Tuesday, August 04, 2026

What's More Important: What You Call It, or What You Want It to Do?


RANT ALERT! 

You've been warned ...

Instead of advancing an agenda that actually addresses the problems of everyday Americans, Der Furor - master of misdirection and diversion that he is - has resorted to the language of fear to spin up his followers, who generally lack the knowledge to understand that they're being played. Specifically, Der Furor invokes the terrifying specters of communism and socialism in an attempt to equate his liberal opposition to  discredited economic systems. American liberals, on the other hand, fed up with the inability of the traditional Democratic party to address their concerns and turned off by the rage and incipient fascism of the GOP, play into Der Furor's tiny linguistic hands by embracing something called democratic socialism.

Oh, for gawd's sake, people, stop using scary labels! Don't talk about what you want to call your system of government - think about what you want it to do. Think about what you want your government to spend your hard-earned money on, not about what some clueless blowhard with an agenda wants you to think.

For my part, this is what I think a good government that actually cares about its citizens would do:

1. Provide for the common defense. Just like it says in the preamble to the Constitution. It's a hard world and we need powerful armed forces to protect us from external threats. But these forces shouldn't be used to attack other countries that do not pose a direct threat to us (Venezuela and Iran) or threaten allies that don't give us what we want (Greenland belongs to Denmark, and Canada is a proud and independent nation and a good friend). We need a competent Department of Defense again, run by someone who knows what he (or she) is doing.

2. Promote the general welfare. Once again, just like it says in the preamble to the Constitution. In my opinion, "promoting the general welfare" means things like:

a. Taxpayer-funded, single-payer medical care for all citizens. The United States has some of the finest medical facilities and personnel in the world ... and most of it is beyond the ability of most people to pay. I believe that a single-payer, taxpayer-funded national system, buttressed by strong safeguards against fraud and abuse, is the only rational alternative to the bizarre hodgepodge of profit-based, insurance-driven providers too many of us can't afford. Keep supplemental plans for those who want to pay extra for them, but make sure that everyone is covered without the extra expense.

b. Taxpayer-funded free public education through attendance at a trade school or two years of college. Our educational system was once the model to which other nations aspired ... no longer.

3. Restore faith and confidence in an honest, competent, transparent government based on free and fair elections and a professional civil service independent of the whims of an individual leader or party. Don't you think it's odd that we never had a problem with our elections until Der Furor couldn't accept that he lost one? At a minimum ...

a. Stop the wealthy from buying government offices and processes. The Supreme Court has, with a long series of decisions not based on reality or fairness, made our government offices at all levels available not to the best candidates, but to those willing and able to spend enough money to buy them. The amount of money spent by parties, political action committees, special interest groups, and individual candidates for office is utterly obscene, and would be far better spent on health care, public education, infrastructure, and any number of other beneficial things.
 
b. Reinstate all Inspectors General at Federal Agencies and let them do their jobs. Der Furor fired many of them for various reasons; bring them back and let them find the fraud, waste, and abuse we're told exists everywhere.

c. Enforce ethical standards for all Federal employees, including the President and Supreme Court justices. I thought that in this country, nobody was above the law*. Silly me.
 
d. Conduct a full audit of the Department of Defense (not War). We spend uncounted billions of dollars on our military, at the expense of many other valuable programs, and yet DoD has failed comprehensive audits of its programs for eight years in a row. We deserve to know that our tax dollars are being wisely and legally spent**.
 
e. Get rid of the abominable "Schedule F" designation that undermines the professional Civil Service. Our Civil Service is meant to be a professional, merit-based system that serves the best interests of the American people, not the whims of the administration of the moment.

4. Ensure civil liberties and provide equal justice under the law for every citizen, regardless of wealth or station. Our dream of "equal justice under law" is a joke - the quality of justice one gets is dependent upon one's ability to afford the best lawyers ... and is greatly affected by one's skin color.

a. Guarantee the fundamental freedoms outlined in the Constitution: speech, press, assembly, redress of grievances, religious belief (or not). Today's Justice Department no longer deserves its name, being interested not in equal justice, but in ensuring that Der Furor's enemies suffer his vengeance for real or imagined slights. Civil rights are not protected, only favored speech is considered worthy of protection, and the "Christian" religion is preferred and protected over all others, contrary to the clear wording of the Constitution.

5. Have a taxation system that looks like it was designed on purpose.

a. Ensure every individual and business is required to pay appropriate taxes, and that those taxes are based based on the ability to pay. It's hardly fair that a teacher, a housekeeper, or a trash collector pays more in taxes (proportionally) than a billionaire or a gigantic corporation.
 
b. Use taxes to pay for government operations and services to the American people - not as a vehicle for social engineering, political favors, or helping businesses be more profitable. 

6. Have a rational immigration policy that balances our tradition of welcoming immigrants with the needs of employers and legitimate national security concerns.

a. We need a professional, legally sound, dependable, and competent Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency. Ban the wearing of masks, insist on uniforms and proper identification, get rid of the heavy, military-style weapons, and weed out violent and incompetent personnel.
 
That'll do for a start. What do you think? Leave a comment.

Have a good day. More rants thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* Except, of course, Der Furor and his family and businesses, who get a freedom from taxation that you will never see.


Monday, August 03, 2026

Monday Mountains


As we start a new month that promises to be no less goofy than the one gone by, a good way to calm down is always to immerse ourselves in the beauty and grandeur of the mountains ...

1 - The Absaroka-Beartooth Wilderness, Montana ...


2 - I could sit on this bench for days. On the Gosausee in Austria ...


3 - Hirschwieskopf, in the Austrian Alps


4 - Kauai, Hawaii ...


5 - Lago di Sorapis, in the Italian Dolomites ...


6 - Mt Robson, British Columbia ...


7 - Sidestep Canyon, near Page, Arizona ...


8 - Tofana di Mezzo, Italian Alps ...


9 - Val Gardina, in the Italian Dolomites ...


10 - And finally, courtesy of my well-travelled friend Trang, the best of both worlds - trees framing mountains in Voringsfossen, Norway.


And that's it for this edition of Monday Mountains - I hope it helped give your mind and soul a well-needed break.

Have a good day, and hope that the world moderates its craziness, at least for a little while. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Sunday, August 02, 2026

Poetry Sunday


The Old English word dustsceawung is formed from the words dÅ«st (meaning "dust") and sċēawung  (meaning "inspection" or "contemplation"). It refers to one's contemplation of the fact that dust used to be other things - the walls of a city, an ancient king, a book, a great tree, or a mighty statue. It implies that dust is the ultimate destination of all things. This poem by Danusha Laméris offers thoughts about the dust that is always with us, and not always appreciated for what it is. Or was.

Dust
by Danusha Laméris

It covers everything, fine powder, 
the earth's gold breath falling softly 
on the dark wood dresser, blue ceramic bowls, 
picture frames on the wall. It wafts up 
from canyons, carried on the wind,
on the wings of birds, in the rough fur of animals 
as they rise from the ground. Sometimes it's copper, 
sometimes dark as ink. In great storms, 
it even crosses the sea. Once, 
when my grandmother was a girl, 
a strong gale lifted red dust from Africa 
and took it thousands of miles away 
to the Caribbean where people swept it 
from their doorsteps, kept it in small jars, 
reminder of that other home.
Gandhi said, "The seeker after truth 
should be humbler than the dust." 
Wherever we go, it follows.
I take a damp cloth, swipe the windowsills, 
the lamp's taut shade, run a finger 
over the dining room table.
And still, it returns, settling in the gaps 
between floorboards, gilding the edges 
of unread books. What could be more loyal, 
more lonely, and unsung?

Have a good day, and when you're cleaning house and chasing dust, think for a moment on what, or who, it might once have been. 

More thoughts tomorrow, when Monday Mountains returns.

Bilbo

Saturday, August 01, 2026

Cartoon Saturday


Wouldn't it be nice if the new month were better than the old? Well, don't hold your breath ...

Der Furor has ordered warning signs placed outside the Smithsonian's National Museum of American History, claiming exhibits are anti-white and dishonest and do not accurately depict the nation's glorious history; United States regime representatives attending a conference in Brazil showed a map which mislabeled the African countries they were discussing - an egregious error which resulted in international derision and a rare admission of error from the State Department; social media influencers are pushing a new trend – “cyclospora skinny” – in which persons deliberately infect themselves with cyclospora in order to lose weight faster through excessive diarrhea; Der Furor's latest distractive redecorating initiative is a proposed $22 billion makeover of Washington Dulles Airport; and in (where else?) Florida, Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office detectives arrested Christopher Chiofalo on suspicion of burglary. When officers showed him the video which led to his arrest Chiofalo said, “Oh, yeah! I broke into the business a while back ... looked familiar ... Yeah, that’s me ... You got me.”

Since the country is going to the dogs and taking the rest of the world with it, I figured a collection of cartoons about dogs would give us some desperately needed laughs ...

Uh, oh ...


I'm not sure it was a legal move, but in today's USA, that probably doesn't matter ...




A canine search for the meaning of life ...


Hiring a hit dog ...


Good call ... I mean, text ...


How today's MAGA child excuses the missing homework ...


The bark was the giveaway ...


But at least he was well-trained ...


It's good to be the king's dog ...


I hope you enjoyed these cartoons I doggedly compiled for you. And when you next complain about your national government, remember the old comment attributed to President Harry Truman: if you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.

Have a good day and a great weekend, and come back tomorrow when we dust off the first Poetry Sunday of the new month - more thoughts then.

Bilbo