Sunday, March 01, 2026

Poetry Sunday


Every morning when I get up and see the image that glares back at me from the bathroom mirror, I wonder what it was that my wife saw in me. Unshaven, foul of breath, tousled of hair, and considerably bulkier than the manly stud I was 44 years ago, I thank the powers that installed the compensating filters in my beloved's eyes.

This poem by Ada Limón says it all ...

Love Poem with Apologies for My Appearance
by Ada Limón

Sometimes, I think you get the worst
of me. The much-loved loose forest green 
sweat pants, the long bra-less days, hair 
knotted and uncivilized, a shadowed brow 
where the devilish thoughts do their hoofed 
dance on the brain. I'd like to say this means 
I love you, the stained white cotton t-shirt, 
the tears, pistachio shells, the mess of orange 
peels on my desk, but it's different than that.
I move in this house with you, the way I move 
in my mind, unencumbered by beauty's cage.
I do like I do in the tall grass, more animal-me 
than much else. I'm wrong, it is that I love you, 
but it's more that when you say it back, lights 
out, a cold wind through curtains, for maybe 
the first time in my life, I believe it.


Happily, I think that devilish thoughts do their hoofed dance on her brain as well.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, February 28, 2026

Cartoon Saturday


As glad as I was to be done with January, I'm even happier to be done with February ...

"The President of Peace" launched Operation "Epic Fury," his latest distraction from other bad news, executing widespread attacks on Iran; continuing his tradition of nominating utterly unqualified individuals to key positions, Der Furor has nominated for Surgeon General Casey Means, an "influencer" who has never completed a residency or  practiced medicine, and refused to endorse measles vaccination in a time the disease is raging; the Cuban government says that the 10 passengers on a boat that opened fire on its soldiers were armed Cubans living in the U.S. who were trying to infiltrate the island and unleash terrorism; FBI Director Kash Patel has fired agents who helped investigate Der Furor's hoarding of classified documents after leaving office; and in Laporte, Pennsylvania, a husband and wife were both taken into custody and each was charged with simple assault and harassment after hitting each other over the head with frying pans during a domestic dispute.

This week, we acknowledge the administration's latest ploy to divert attention from the Epstein Files - the release of government files on UFOs and extraterrestrial visits.   

I think there's a strong possibility that this is how it started ...


I wouldn't doubt it ...


It's a reasonable conclusion ...


One wonders ...


PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!! ...


Me, too ...


This is definitely how first contact would go down nowadays ...


The morning after can sometimes be worse than usual ...


This would be me ...


Mr Hegseth rallies the leadership to oppose the alien invasion ...


Somehow, I doubt Mexico will pay for a wall to keep these aliens out.

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when Poetry Sunday returns. See you then.

Bilbo

Friday, February 27, 2026

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


It's the last collection of the month ... get 'em while they're hot!

When even the dogs are worried, it's time to check in with my broker ...


The gold and myrrh must be in the next aisle ...


Well, that makes it much clearer ...


I like majestic ass biscuits and I cannot lie ...


We'll get to the bottom of who made this sign ...


I guess it's a dead end ...


He was a good man, and delicious to the end ...


What you can eat when you run out of pastors ...


What the "alpha males" eat ...


Given how many shots police tend to fire once they draw their weapons, I wonder if they carry Swiss Army knives to have enough blades ...


Hope you enjoyed the collection, and the month.

Have a good day and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday, when we take a look at the real alien problem ... more thoughts then.

Bilbo

Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Assessing Democratic Chances


This year's midterm elections will give us an early idea of how the 2028 presidential race will shape up. At the moment, Der Furor's abysmal ratings hint at the possibility of a blue tsunami ... unless, of course, the Democrats manage once again to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

As you know, Dear Readers, I have nothing but disdain and disgust for today's Republican Party, which long ago jettisoned any rational social, economic, and diplomatic policies in exchange for a parade of the most proudly ignorant leaders in our history. For a sadly entertaining history of the party's relentless intellectual decline*, read Andy Borowitz's brilliant Profiles in Ignorance: How America's Politicians Got Dumb and Dumber

Yes, the midterms and the 2028 presidential elections are the Democrats' to lose ... unfortunately, past history indicates that they will try hard to do it, in any number of ways. Here are the four big ones I see:

1. Choosing an unelectable candidate. As much as we might wish it were otherwise, a majority of Americans will not vote for a candidate - no matter how spectacularly qualified - who is: (1) female; (2) gay**; (3) not "Christian***;" (4) not white; (5) too old; or (6) any combination of these. The unfortunate truth is that most of the obvious potential Democratic candidates fall into one or more of these categories ... think Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris (female), Pete Buttigieg (gay), Pennsylvania governor Josh Shapiro (Jewish), Senator Cory Booker (black), and Senator Bernie Sanders (overly long in the tooth).

2. Overexplaining. Most American voters have the attention span of a two-year-old. They are not interested either in detailed histories and explanations of why problems exist or the complicated details of the policies that will fix them. They want simple, comforting slogans - think "Make America Great Again" - and just assume that the desired solutions will follow. Republicans learned long ago that a message that doesn't fit on a foot-wide bumper sticker in a huge and colorful font doesn't sell; Democrats make the mistake of trying to squeeze the finest of fine print onto a smaller sticker. Learn to explain complicated issues in brief terms your audience understands.

3. Ignoring the obvious. It didn't work for Biden and it's not working for Der Furor. Don't deny the truth of what people can see in their daily lives. Affordability is a crisis. Housing (availability and affordability) is a crisis. Health care (availability and affordability) is a crisis. Energy is a crisis, particularly as it's been aggravated by a foolish GOP campaign against renewable sources. Don't tell us everything's fine, tell us what you're going to do to fix the problems we all can see ... and do it in plain, non-wonky English.

4. Advocating programs while ignoring their costs. The answer to a stubborn problem is not always a new program, especially if that program has a hefty price tag and no clear source of funding. Democrats historically have a "tax and spend" approach to issues, as opposed to Republicans, whose approach is "don't tax, but spend anyway." Don't advocate anything without a realistic plan for how you'll fund it, and don't rely simply on new or higher taxes as the basis of that plan. Accept that painful tradeoffs are as  necessary for governments as they are for working class couples at the kitchen table trying to pay the bills.

I could go on, but you get the idea. Republicans (whatever that label means any more) have clearly demonstrated the bankruptcy of their ideas. Democrats must do better. The upcoming elections are theirs to lose.


Have a good day, and think carefully about what sort of future you want to vote for in the midterms and in the presidential election.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* Don't get your panties in a wad, MAGAts - he roasts the Democrats, too, but for being too intellectual.

** I understand that "gay" does not cover the vast range of sexual self-identification terms that are piling up around us, but it's less cumbersome than "LGBTQIA+. I think you understand my meaning.

*** We can quibble about how much of a "Christian" Der Furor is, but he appeals to MAGA "Christians" because he hates the same people they do.

Sunday, February 22, 2026

Musical Sunday


No matter how crazy things get, there are those who can find fun in the lunacy. The Parody Project nails it once again with "Monkeys on a Big, Blue, Spinning Ball," their takeoff on the tune "Faniculi, Fanicula" ...


"We're just a bunch of monkeys on a big, blue spinning ball." Got that right ...

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, February 21, 2026

Cartoon Saturday


Well, we've survived another week of Der Furor's destructive chaos ... more or less.

In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court struck down tariffs imposed by Der Furor under the aegis of the International Emergency Economic Powers Act, enraging the President who said he will impose an alternative global 10% tariff by executive order while seeking other means to unilaterally usurp Congress's authority; civil rights icon Reverend Jesse Jackson and famed actor Robert Duvall both passed away this week; fallout from the release of some of the Epstein files continues (but not in the US) as Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly known as Prince Andrew of the UK, was arrested on charges of using his position as a UK trade envoy to pass confidential information to Jeffrey Epstein; the first meeting of Der Furor's "Board of Peace" took place in Washington, DC, on Thursday, with member nations pledging $7 billion toward Gaza reconstruction and Der Furor promising $10 billion of US taxpayer money (not approved by Congress) for unspecified purposes; and in California, a Fresno man was arrested for the 36th time (!) on charges of evading police, reckless driving and probation violations, not to mention outstanding warrants connected to robbery, domestic violence, violating a protection order, and dissuading a victim from testifying ... oddly enough, he appears to be a United States citizen and not a criminal alien.

This week, because I love to cook, a collection of cartoons about cooking ... 

The time estimates on most recipes assume you have a reinforced platoon of assistants to get your mise en place* ready before you even enter the kitchen ... 


I know everyone has a cupboard like this ...


As I suspected ...


Well, why not? ...


Been there, done that, got the apron ...


I think I know ...


This is precisely how it feels! Escher would have understood ...


It doesn't work exactly like this at our house ... when I cook, my wife hovers and provides advice that usually starts with "why didn't you (fill in the blank)?" ...


He left out the taster ...


I feel the same way ...


And that's it for today's cooking-centered Cartoon Saturday ... are you hungry yet?

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when Musical Sunday once again visits the Parody Project. See you then.

Bilbo

* "Mise en place" is French for "get your shit together."

Friday, February 20, 2026

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for February, 2026


While thinking about who to dishonor with today's award, I was reminded of Aragorn's line from J.R.R. Tolkien's classic story "The Fellowship of the Ring" - 

"Winter is nearly gone. Time flows on to a spring of little hope."

Winter is, indeed, nearly gone (or so we hope), and spring offers hope of better weather, if not of a better  government defined by morality, honesty, and competence. And to illustrate the loss of hope, we award the tinfoil and toilet paper crown of

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for February, 2026


to

Secretary of State
Marco Rubio


This is the second award for Mr Rubio, who was our Right Cheek Ass Clown in March of 2025.  As I wrote at the time, he was confirmed by a vote of 99-0 by senators convinced that he could be as competent a Secretary of State as Der Furor was likely to accept. Sadly, he has failed to clear even the most modest bar of competence and dignity as our nation's most senior diplomat.

Today's award is based largely on Mr Rubio's performance at the annual Munich Security Conference last week, in which he continued to support the administration's embarrassingly ugly white Christian nationalist approach to foreign affairs. In his address, he continued to echo Der Furor's endless screed about the ruin of western civilization by the evil of immigration, conveniently skipping the fact that his family immigrated to the U.S. from Cuba in 1956, and instead emphasizing his family's roots in eighteenth-century Spain ... a suitably European origin story rather than a dirty third-world one.

Once a respected figure on the national and international stage, Mr Rubio - like so many others who have hitched their wagon to Der Furor - has become a mere stooge contributing to the precipitous decline in our image and standing in the world. Whatever the lofty, yet empty, words mouthed by the Secretary of State in the service of Der Furor, we have become a laughingstock in world capitols, and have squandered the goodwill and friendship we have earned over many decades of competent governance.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the Left-Cheek Ass Clown for February, 2026, is Secretary of State Marco Rubio, yet another man who has squandered his dignity and honor in the service of a president and a philosophy unworthy of his talents.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow, when Cartoon Saturday returns. See you then.

Bilbo

Tuesday, February 17, 2026

The USA in Volleyball Jerseys


We spent the Presidents' Day* weekend watching our granddaughter and her team compete in the Capital Hill Volleyball Classic. It was the usual three days of excitement and ear-splitting noise, marked at one point by the high-speed volleyball I took to the side of head that bent my glasses out of shape, ensuring that the action was more of a blur than usual. We cheered our team, ate overpriced concession food, and generally had a good time doing the grandparental thing.

But I was struck by one thing that says a great deal about the America we're losing, despite the empty slogans about making it great again - volleyball jerseys.

Each player wears the team jersey with her number and last name on the back ... and those names say a lot about what the United States of America used to stand for. 

Only in the United States would you see amateur athletes with names representing every conceivable national origin serving together on one team. Irish names, African names, Oriental names, English and German names, Hispanic names, Indian names, Italian names ... you name it**. The players themselves represented a racial color palette that ran from the whitest white to the blackest black, and everything in between - all united in an effort to win the game. And those of us on the sidelines cheered on those players regardless of their name, color, or origin - because we're all part of one team, and we support each other.

And that's what we're losing as Der Furor and his racist and misogynistic followers attempt to reshape the nation into something it was never intended to be.

Just a thought for a sad time, inspired by volleyball jerseys.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* A national holiday set aside each year to honor presidents worth honoring, which eliminates Der Furor right out of the box.

** Sorry.

Monday, February 16, 2026

Ass Clown Special Award


I find it necessary once again to present an out-of-cycle special award for ass clownery above and beyond the call of intelligence and common sense. Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, without further ado, I announce this

Ass Clown Special Award


to

Attorney General Pam Bondi


Last Thursday, Attorney General Bondi grudgingly appeared to testify at a meeting of the House Judiciary Committee. Such appearances are intended to give members of Congress the opportunity to question various government officials about the activities of their departments, and for those officials to provide information Congress can use for its oversight and legislative responsibilities.

Her appearance was a disgraceful circus that demeaned both Congress and Ms Bondi and continued the present administration's emphasis on making the United States a laughingstock in front of the world.

She exhibited complete contempt for Congress*, relying on childish insults** and juvenile body language and refusing to answer any question she didn't like. You can watch the whole disgusting performance in the C-SPAN recording here, but probably the best coverage of her ludicrous clown show was done by the nation's editorial cartoonists, who probably thought they'd died and gone to heaven ...





I am, quite uncharacteristically, at a loss for the words to adequately describe the shame and embarrassment I feel as an American citizen at the behavior of the nation's most senior justice official. There can be no excuse for such a dismal performance. And I'm hardly the only one who feels that way, as this marvelous piece by John Pavlovitz proves.

I'm done, with Pam Bondi and the entire juvenile, arrogant, utterly despicable administration that has inflicted her and her like on our once-great nation.

Have a good day, and don't expect anything resembling respect for justice and the rule of law from this administration and its lapdogs.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* In the interest of full disclosure, I have contempt for Congress, too, but then I'm not the Attorney General.

** She came equipped with a huge binder full of them, indexed by Member of Congress, and had her assistants feeding her zinger lines on cards at appropriate times.

Sunday, February 15, 2026

Poetry Sunday


Because it's Valentine's Day weekend, I thought we'd stick with the "love" theme and look for a good poem on the topic. There are, of course, countless thousands of poems on the topic of love and romance, and it's not easy to single out one particular one, but I've gone for a somewhat unusual choice, the lyrics to this marvelous song by Leonard Cohen ... you can watch the video here.

Dance Me to the End of Love


Dance me to your beauty with a burning violin 
Dance me through the panic 'til I'm gathered safely in 
Lift me like an olive branch and be my homeward dove 
Dance me to the end of love 
Dance me to the end of love 

Oh let me see your beauty when the witnesses are gone 
Let me feel you moving like they do in Babylon 
Show me slowly what I only know the limits of 
Oh dance me to the end of love 
Dance me to the end of love 

Dance me to the wedding now, oh dance me on and on 
Dance me very tenderly and dance me very long 
We're both of us beneath our love, we're both of us above 
Dance me to the end of love 
Dance me to the end of love 

Dance me to the children who are asking to be born 
Dance me through the curtains that our kisses have outworn 
Raise a tent of shelter now, though every thread is torn 
Dance me to the end of love 

Dance me to your beauty with a burning violin 
Dance me through the panic 'til I'm gathered safely in 
Touch me with your naked hand, touch me with your glove 
Dance me to the end of love 
Dance me to the end of love 
Dance me to the end of love

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. Love is in short supply in this country nowadays. Do your part to keep it from being sacrificed on the altar of angry nativism.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo