Thursday, October 29, 2026

Thursday Trees


It's time once again - for the last time in October - for Mike's Thursday Trees ... if you're ready to branch out with me, let's go!

1- An Australian baobab tree ...


2 - Autumn is definitely here ...


3 - I think old bristlecone pine trees are fascinating ...


4 - Dancing trees in Indonesia ...


5 - Golden aspens in Colorado ...


6 - A hawthorne tree in Scotland ...


7 - Your guess is as good as mine ...


8 - A little bit of history: trees on Little Round Top, scene of the crucial fight at the Civil War battle of Gettysburg ...


9 - A monkey puzzle tree (araucaria araucana) a slow-growing evergreen native to the Andes Mountains of South America ... 


10 - An elderly robinia tree in Fulda, Germany ...


And that finishes out our last Thursday Tree collection for October - I hope you enjoyed it. Have a good day and be sure to come back tomorrow for the announcement of the On-Crack Ass Clown for October. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

Presidential Qualifications


As you may or may not know, the Constitution establishes only the barest minimum qualifications for serving as President of the United States. Article II, Section 1, Clause 5 reads,

No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

That's it. The only Constitutional qualifications for the Presidency are native birth, 35 years or more of age, and a resident within the country for 14 years. This is how you get presidents like Der Furor.

An interesting meme has been floating around on Facebook that addresses this topic. Naturally, I neglected to download a copy immediately and now can no longer find it anywhere, so bear with me while I try to reconstruct the idea, and offer my own highly-respected commentary ...


Since most of our presidents have been independently wealthy, politically well-connected, or both, we have had a run of presidents in the modern era (say, since the end of World War II) who have little understanding of the lives and concerns of ordinary, everyday Americans. With this in mind, here's a suggested list of some experiences that anyone seeking the presidency should have had. Nobody is likely to check all these boxes, but the more, the better:

Be no more than 65 years of age on the date of inauguration. Recent experience with former President Biden and, especially, Der Furor, vividly illustrates the effect of age on physical performance and - especially in Der Furor's case - behavior. Full disclosure: I'm almost 75.

Pass an independently-administered cognitive test. I think we all know why that would be a good idea.

Attended a public elementary and/or high school. Provides experience meeting and mixing with people of other races and religions, as well as a solid basic education.

Pumped their own gas and purchased their own groceries. This sounds silly, but some of you will remember the time when President George H.W. Bush was apparently flummoxed by a supermarket scanner. The story may be only partially true, but someone who's led a privileged life probably doesn't have the best understanding of and empathy for those who didn't.

Higher Education. A college degree isn't always necessary, as some of our most successful presidents did not have one - Washington, Lincoln, and Truman come to mind. However, the world is a lot more complicated than it was in their time and, in general, the more and broader the education, the better.

Be the parent of at least one child. Managing a household and dealing with the challenges of raising a family provides insight into the problems and issues faced by families.

Served in the Armed Forces.  A full career is not necessary, but service as a senior NCO or an Officer provides valuable leadership and management experience, as well as the experience of working with and depending on people of other races, religions, and economic backgrounds.

Speak at least one foreign language. Demonstrates an awareness of and appreciation for other cultures. Extra credit for capability (even if limited) in more than one.  

Be a taxpayer in good standing at both federal and state levels, and release ten years of tax returns for public information. The Constitution* charges the president with "tak(ing) Care that the Laws be faithfully executed," and this is a way to demonstrate that even presidents obey the tax laws that everyday Americans must follow. 

Never convicted of a felony. I think this one's pretty obvious. 

Previous experience as a state governor, senator, or representative. Such experience provides lessons in government management and political cooperation, as well as an understanding of how government actually works.

Experience in community activism. Gives a feel for the street-level concerns of the people he or she would represent.

Worked in a minimum-wage job for at least a year. Experience in a service job or other low-paid position gives insights into the needs of people who are otherwise invisible to those higher on the economic ladder. 

Traveled to at least five states and three foreign countries. Anyone seeking the presidency must be able to understand the viewpoints of people from across the nation and around the world. Travel is one of the best ways to get at least some experience. Extra credit for having actually lived for at least a year in a foreign country.

Those are my suggestions, incorporating comments and suggestions from my friends Kathy and her husband Richard, whose opinion I value. What do you think? What would you add or delete? Would implementing any of these require a Constitutional amendment or just a law duly passed by Congress? I welcome your comments and ideas.

Have a good day. The 2026 midterm elections are less than a week away - have you voted yet? If not, do you have a plan to vote on election day? 

More thoughts coming. 

Bilbo

* Article II, Section 3.

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

"Highly Respected"


As long-time readers of this blog know, I love language. In particular, I love the linguistic discipline of semantics, the scientific and philosophical study of meaning in language, signs, and symbols, and of how words, phrases, and sentences carry meaning.

We're living in a fascinating era if you're a semantic linguist, in particular as we look at how our understanding of common words and phrases changes according to our political, religious, and social ideas. Listening to the garbled word salads of Der Furor and the carefully disingenuous pronouncements of other political figures on both the right and the left can be instructive for those of us interested in what words and phrases actually mean, and the degree to which meaning can be twisted for political advantage.

I was inspired to write this post because of a particular phrase - "highly respected." 

The phrase, along with the similar "highly regarded," is commonly used to ascribe authority to a figure who is being quoted to support one's position in an argument, as it implies that the opinions of the individual being cited are more worthy of note than those of lesser beings. Nowadays, though, it is frequently used by Der Furor and his noisier sycophants to mean "someone in an important position who agrees with my position." For instance, judges who rule in his favor are "highly respected;" those who do not are "radical lunatics."

For the record, I do not consider anyone serving in the current regime to be "highly respected." Or even just "respected." If anything, I consider most of them "highly suspect." 

And that's my semantic rant for today.

Have a good day, and endeavor to conduct yourself in such a way as to be highly respected.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Monday, October 26, 2026

Monday Mountains


It's the last week of October, and time for the last iteration of Monday Mountains for the month. Ready? Let's go ...

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Monday Mountains will be back on Mondays in November - come back for more majestic inspiration.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo


Sunday, October 25, 2026

Poetry Sunday


Our second and final Poetry Sunday poem for the Halloween season comes from the matchless pen of Edgar Allan Poe, who tells us of his undying love for a beautiful, doomed woman ...

Annabel Lee
by Edgar Allan Poe

It was many and many a year ago,
   In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
   By the name of Annabel Lee;
And this maiden she lived with no other thought
   Than to love and be loved by me.

I was a child and she was a child,
   In this kingdom by the sea,
But we loved with a love that was more than love—
   I and my Annabel Lee—
With a love that the wingèd seraphs of Heaven
   Coveted her and me.

And this was the reason that, long ago,
   In this kingdom by the sea,
A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling
   My beautiful Annabel Lee;
So that her highborn kinsmen came
   And bore her away from me,
To shut her up in a sepulchre
   In this kingdom by the sea.

The angels, not half so happy in Heaven,
   Went envying her and me—
Yes!—that was the reason (as all men know,
   In this kingdom by the sea)
That the wind came out of the cloud by night,
   Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.

But our love it was stronger by far than the love
   Of those who were older than we—
   Of many far wiser than we—
And neither the angels in Heaven above
   Nor the demons down under the sea
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
   Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;

For the moon never beams, without bringing me dreams
   Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And the stars never rise, but I feel the bright eyes
   Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
   Of my darling—my darling—my life and my bride,
   In her sepulchre there by the sea—
   In her tomb by the sounding sea.


This weird, beautiful poem contains one of my favorite passages, that never fails to send shivers down my spine - 

For the moon never beams, without bringing me dreams
   Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And the stars never rise, but I feel the bright eyes
   Of the beautiful Annabel Lee

Have a good day, enjoy the rest of your weekend, and get those Halloween decorations up! More thoughts coming. 

Bilbo

Saturday, October 24, 2026

Cartoon Saturday


We're one week away from Halloween. Sadly, most of the really frightening stuff is taking place not in haunted houses and graveyards, but in the news ...

The Gilded House claims that the First Lady has brokered a humanitarian cease-fire in a Ukrainian city occupied by Russia; Der Furor has ordered the Department of "Justice" to file a lawsuit blocking certification of the Senate election in Alaska if the Republican incumbent loses by a narrow margin; a priest saying mass in his church in Guayaquil, Ecuador, was killed when a large wooden crucifix fell on him during the service; the National Hurricane Center said hurricane Vance is strengthening rapidly and could become a Category 3 as it nears Mexico’s Pacific Coast, threatening to cause as much damage as another dangerous windbag named Vance; and in (where else?) Florida, a man who stole $769,500 worth of earrings and swallowed them following his arrest has been found guilty of robbery and grand theft ... no word on whether he was also required to pay for cleaning the earrings after their ... recovery.

This week, our Cartoon Saturday salute to the Halloween season continues with a look at mad scientists and their assistants ...

I hope that's a really good patent attorney ...


When you're not yet a fully-fledged mad scientist ...


... or a disappointed scientist ...


Even mad scientists have to deal with grant paperwork, I guess ...


She's better prepared than Der Furor's last press secretary was ...


True. Very true ...


Oops, wrong department ...


Maybe it wasn't the best compromise, but still ...


Maybe that's the problem with our current regime ... their brains are all improperly stored ...


He's at a meeting of his HMO - horribly maniacal organization ...


Not all of the mad doctors are working for HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, although it'd be understandable if you thought so.

Have a good day and a great weekend, and be sure to come back tomorrow for our second Halloween Season Poetry Sunday and a visit to Edgar Allan Poe. See you then with more thoughts.

Bilbo

Friday, October 23, 2026

Ass Clown Special Award


It's been that kind of year, hasn't it?

Between the bizarre chaos of Der Furor's regime, the ghastly expense of the midterm elections, and the behavior of many of our fellow citizens, 2026 is surely going to be a year for the record books ... as well as a year for Ass Clown Awards. This month has already seen two routine (Right-Cheek and Left-Cheek) and one Special ass clown awards, with an On-Crack award scheduled for a week from today. But such is this insane time that I find it necessary to wedge in yet another

Ass Clown Special Award


and it goes to not one, but two supremely deserving ass clowns - 

Steve Witkoff
(he's the one on the right)


and

Vivek Ramaswami


Mr Witkoff, Der Furor's "Special Representative" for whatever needs special representing, set a new standard for - in the words of historian Steven Beschloss - "sniveling obeisance" when he told murderously psychopathic Russian president Vladimir Putin at a meeting in St Petersburg (Russia, not Florida),  

“You talk so much about my president, President Trump, being a humanitarian. You are a humanitarian also, sir, and I salute that. I commend you, and I thank you again.”

That such a woefully unqualified and sycophantic representative of the United States government would debase himself and his position and undercut the honor and dignity of the nation is beyond despicable.

The second awardee, Vivek Ramaswami, plumbed new depths of cruelty and dishonor this past week when he published a nauseatingly cruel and utterly false video ad that used recordings of the seriously unwell mother of Dr Amy Acton to lie about Dr Acton's history of childhood abuse. Dr Acton's brother responded this way,

"After [our stepfather] was arrested and Amy and I were removed from their custody, our birth mother stayed married to Amy’s rapist until he died. This desperate, disgusting attack reveals exactly who Vivek Ramaswamy is at his core—a pathetic excuse for a man who is willing to hurt anyone as long as it gets him what he wants."

For her part, Dr Acton said,

“I think it was a terrible thing to do this to someone who is not well, as my birth mother isn’t. I know my opponent will stoop to anything to get ahead.”

Mr Ramaswamy not only refused to apologize for the slanderously misleading ad, but instead doubled down, spending another $4 million to keep running it while a handful of Republicans tepidly and performatively objected. And were that not enough, Vice Furor JD Vance told an Ohio rally this past Wednesday,

“I have to admit that I’m a little bit disgusted when I see Republicans across the country who are whining more about that advertisement than they are about what the congressional Democrats and other Democrats want to do to the United States of America.” 

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, I present this out-of-cycle Ass Clown Special Award to two of the worst representatives of American "leadership" and values I've seen in my lifetime - Steve Witkoff and Vivek Ramaswamy. They make me ashamed to be an American.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


It's time for the last installment of Great Moments in Editing and Signage for the month, so let's get right to it ...

When you need a gift for the person who has everything ...


Perhaps that was not exactly the best place to park the janitor cart ...


Maybe Der Furor was onto something (as opposed to just being on something) when he accused immigrants of eating dogs and cats ...


So, what if the dog lives with a Jewish family? ...


I guess the narrator just shouts the text ...


Useless signs 101 ...


Well, I suppose it would work and save money ...


At my age, I have to worry about buzzards, so I won't be trying to attract their attention ...


Now, that's service ...


You have to wonder what happened to the Unsinkable I ...


And that's it for our last collection of Great Moments for the month of October ... next Friday we'll have the On-Crack Ass Clown presentation.

Have a good day and come back tomorrow for the next edition of our Cartoon Saturday salute to Halloween - this week featuring Mad Scientists. See you then if you dare.

Bilbo

Thursday, October 22, 2026

Thursday Trees


It's time once again for Mike's Thursday Trees! Feel free to contact him if you have any complaints.
Are we ready? Let's go!

1 - an amate tree, known for its interesting roots ...


2 - a bristlecone pine ...


 3 - a forest in Cornwall, UK ...



4 - Happy Halloween ...


5 - a hackberry tree ...


6 - it looks to me like they're dancing ...


7 - Menwood Park, Leeds, UK ...


8 - I shamelessly stole this one from my friend Andrea's Facebook page. I hope she'll forgive me ...


9 - a sweet cherry tree ...


10 - This is a wachholderbaum (a juniper tree, in English), but it looks like me trying to do a downward facing dog pose in yoga ...


Oh, and here's a bonus, copied from a post by my friend, fellow blogger, and curmudgeon-in-training John ...


And that's it for this week's Thursday Trees - I hope you enjoyed them. Have a good day, and come back tomorrow for this month's last collection of Great Moments in Editing and Signage ... see you then!

Bilbo