Monday, October 27, 2025

This Presidency Brought to You by the Letter "D"


The classic children's television show Sesame Street used many clever ideas to teach basic language and number concepts to young children. One often-used idea was to have individual shows sponsored by letters of the alphabet, for example: "Today's show is brought to you by the letter A, as in apple, antelope, and asparagus."

Following the Sesame Street lead, it occurs to me that Der Furor's administration is being sponsored by the letter D


as in ... 

Death (as a consequence of the destruction of our public health system by RFK, Jr, and an insistent refusal even to discuss measures to reduce the cost of health care);

Denial (consistently denying obvious reality in the face of all evidence to the contrary ... for instance, insisting that grocery prices are dropping when every family can see the opposite at the grocery store);

Destruction (of our national reputation as a reliable and honorable ally);

Demolition (of the East Wing of the White House, not to mention our traditions and standards of honest, representative government);

Defecation (who could have imagined a sitting president gleefully publishing an AI-generated video of himself as a king, bombing his citizens with excrement?);

Demagoguery (too many nasty words, too few useful ideas);

Despicable (the sort of bullying, narcissistic behavior demonstrated every day by Der Furor would have horrified the Founders, as it should horrify decent people everywhere);

Disaster (when it strikes, federal recovery aid depends on degree of demonstrated support for Der Furor);

Deployment (sending military forces into our cities in response to imagined or overhyped domestic threats);

Drugs (the go-to excuse for committing murder on the high seas without any offering of evidence); and, 

Duck (responsibility when things go sideways)

I could go on, but you get the idea.

And, speaking of Sesame Street, you may recall the time when Congress actually did its job according to the Constitution, debating bills and passing laws, as memorably explained in this classic video ...


I remember the good old days, when the writings of George Orwell and Margaret Atwood were still considered fiction.

Have a good day, and think carefully about the votes you cast in next week's elections and in the upcoming midterms. My grandchildren will have to live with what you do.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Sunday, October 26, 2025

Poetry Sunday


For our last Halloween themed Poetry Sunday of the year, we go back to one of America's most famous poets for a look at - what else? - haunted houses.

Haunted Houses
by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


All houses wherein men have lived and died
Are haunted houses. Through the open doors
The harmless phantoms on their errands glide,
With feet that make no sound upon the floors.

We meet them at the door-way, on the stair,
Along the passages they come and go,
Impalpable impressions on the air,
A sense of something moving to and fro.

There are more guests at table than the hosts
Invited; the illuminated hall
Is thronged with quiet, inoffensive ghosts,
As silent as the pictures on the wall.

The stranger at my fireside cannot see
The forms I see, nor hear the sounds I hear;
He but perceives what is; while unto me
All that has been is visible and clear.

We have no title-deeds to house or lands;
Owners and occupants of earlier dates
From graves forgotten stretch their dusty hands,
And hold in mortmain still their old estates.

The spirit-world around this world of sense
Floats like an atmosphere, and everywhere
Wafts through these earthly mists and vapours dense
A vital breath of more ethereal air.

Our little lives are kept in equipoise
By opposite attractions and desires;
The struggle of the instinct that enjoys,
And the more noble instinct that aspires.

These perturbations, this perpetual jar
Of earthly wants and aspirations high,
Come from the influence of an unseen star
An undiscovered planet in our sky.

And as the moon from some dark gate of cloud
Throws o’er the sea a floating bridge of light,
Across whose trembling planks our fancies crowd
Into the realm of mystery and night,—

So from the world of spirits there descends
A bridge of light, connecting it with this,
O’er whose unsteady floor, that sways and bends,
Wander our thoughts above the dark abyss.

Have a good day, enjoy the rest of your weekend, and be comforted by the knowledge that at least the former East Wing of the White House is no longer haunted.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, October 25, 2025

Cartoon Saturday


How many Saturdays does this &%@$! month have, anyhow?

Der Furor has demanded the Justice Department reimburse him $230 million - which he claims he would donate to charity* - as reparation for his previous federal investigations into himself and his family ... considering that it would have to be approved by his own personal lawyers who now run the DOJ, the Magic 8 Ball says that chances of success point to "yes;" the East Wing of the White House has been totally destroyed - without the least head-nod to laws, regulations, or historical preservation - to make room for Der Furor's gilded ballroom; the Defense Department escalated the administration's undeclared war against Venezuela by ordering an aircraft carrier battle group to the Caribbean; following a wave of reports of federal immigration officers driving cars without proper license plates, or modified plates, or of the same plate switched among multiple vehicles, the Illinois Secretary of State has created a tipline to collect and investigate license plate violations; and in Virginia, a woman lying injured in the street after being struck by a hit-and-run driver was killed when the police cruiser responding to the scene ran over her.

This week, our final Cartoon Saturday salute to the Halloween season features evil bloodsuckers other than those employed by the IRS to pursue taxpayers other than those in the top 1% ...

Touché! ...


Vampires and their cats, Take 1 ...


Vampires and their cats, Take 2 ...


Vampires and their cats, Take 3 ...


I've wondered about that, too ...


Oy, vey ...


Uh, oh ...



Reflections on a theme, so to speak ...


Even vampires pay attention to it ...


The nose knows before the fangs do ...


And that's it for the final Cartoon Saturday salute to the Halloween season, 2025 - I hope you enjoyed it.

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when we visit a haunted house for our final Poetry Sunday offering for the season. See you then!

Bilbo

* And, as the old saying goes, charity begins at home.

Friday, October 24, 2025

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


Last collection for the month of October ... let's get at 'em!

He probably needs the basic solutions first ...


You missed ...


That's a club I don't recognize ...


I hope it's for someone else ...


If you're into baking, you can't be too careful about the price of flour ...


Discount for MILFs? Why not?


I think we need to get a bunch of these stickers to paste all over the Capitol Building ...


I think RFK, Jr, is looking for studies that refute this ...


I hope it's a big enough table ...


Uh ... I hope the number was for hazardous waste cleanup ...


That's it for October's final collection of great moments - I hope it gave you a chuckle to offset all the bad news.

Have a good day, and come back tomorrow for the final Cartoon Saturday of the Halloween season, featuring evil bloodsucking demons. No, not loan sharks and ICE press gangs, vampires. See you then for more thoughts.

Bilbo

Monday, October 20, 2025

Why I Think the Way I Do (Redux)


Back in October of 2017, I wrote a post titled "Why I Think the Way I Do." I try my best to understand people who see issues differently - or totally opposite - from the way I do, and so it occurred to me that it might be useful to spend some time in this space explaining to you where I come from, why I think the way I do, and why I'm just absolutely unable to fathom how the greatest country on earth has sunk to this disgraceful level. If you read my 2017 post, you may want to skip the rest of this ... it's changed a little from what I wrote back then, but is pretty much the bedrock of my social and political thinking. In any case, there's some fairly personal stuff ahead, so I'll understand if you don't want to read it ... you can just come back another day and read my rants on other topics, and I won't mind a bit. You've been warned - here we go ...

In a few weeks, I'll be 74 years old (yes, I'm a "boomer"). I'm retired (twice), living on my military pension, Social Security, and investments. I've always been fiscally conservative, but living on a fixed income makes it a lot more important to watch the old cash flow. I'm watching the financial news a lot more closely nowadays.

I was born into a middle-class family in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. My father ran his own business as an advertising illustrator, and my mother stayed at home with us until we were all older; she then went to work, eventually retiring as an executive secretary at an insurance company. My parents were fiscally conservative, strict but fair, and well-educated.

My parents were unfailingly polite and considerate of others, and raised us to be the same. I believe in treating everyone with dignity and respect until they show they aren't willing to reciprocate.

And my parents both had marvelous senses of humor - Dad was a master of the shaggy dog story and Mom was a world-class punster. I like to think I have a good sense of humor, and I try not to take myself too seriously ... by the same token, I don't think much of those who are full of themselves.

I went to a parochial elementary school and a public high school. Both were completely white ... I had no routine contact with blacks (or any other minority) on a daily basis until I went to college.

My undergraduate degree is in Linguistics, with a minor in German (in which I'm conversationally fluent). I am absolutely convinced of the value of learning a second language as a way of improving one's understanding of the rest of the world.

I got my commission in the Air Force via ROTC and served 23 years on active duty, retiring as a Lieutenant Colonel. One of my brothers retired from the Navy as a Warrant Officer, and the other enlisted in the Army (but didn't make it a career). My oldest son is a Colonel in the Air Force Reserves. If your idea of serving the nation consists of wearing L.L. Bean camouflage outfits, owning 30 guns, and carrying your AR-15, extra banana clips, and a huge Bowie knife to the local donut shop, rather than enlisting and serving in the armed forces to face a real enemy, I think you're a useless idiot.

Speaking of serving in the armed forces, I believe it's not only your duty as a citizen, but also a great way to gain exposure to members of other races, ethnicities, and religious beliefs. When your life may depend on being able to rely on everyone else in your unit, it tends to help bring people together and foster understanding and cooperation.

I earned a Master's degree in International Relations while stationed in Germany. As a result of this education, living abroad, traveling extensively, serving in the Armed Forces, having friends in many foreign countries, and speaking another language, I tend to have a pretty internationalist point of view. Yes, putting America's interests first is important ... but in a world where every other country wants to put its own interests first, we need to learn how to balance our needs, wants, and interests with those of other countries so that - as much as possible - everyone walks away from the table with something.

I cast my first vote for president in the election of 1972, voting for Richard Nixon. I remained a Republican until the end of the first George W. Bush presidency, when I left the party in disgust at its embrace of big business and the wealthy and its increasingly authoritarian drift ... little did I know then how much further it would sink in the era of Der Furor. Today I am a registered Democrat. The party has its problems, but it still remains more aligned with my vision and hopes for the nation than any other option.

I serve as a trained, sworn election officer in Fairfax County, Virginia. This is a valuable civic duty, and the training and experience in election law, procedures, and safeguards has convinced me that those who whine about voter fraud have no clue what they're talking about. Think the system is "rigged"? Sign up, get trained, and learn what elections are really like. Don't want to do that? Be quiet and quit showing your ignorance.

I'm married to a wonderful lady who is a citizen of Germany and a permanent resident (Green Card holder) of the United States. We went through a monumental amount of time, effort, and bureaucracy to arrange her legal permanent residence, which is why I have no sympathy for those who believe it's all right to enter this country illegally. We are a nation of immigrants ... but we are also a nation of laws, and those who want to come here should be willing to abide by those laws. I'm on record with my proposal for fixing our immigration system ... unless you've got a better idea and are willing to put it out there for comment, just shut up and color.

I have three grown children and six marvelous grandchildren. I care very much about the quality of the world that they will inherit, so if you're in favor of ignoring the science about climate change, if you support rolling back the regulations that have helped to give us breathable air, clean water, and safe foods and medicines, and if you refuse to vaccinate your children against disease, I think you're a fool and a danger to the rest of us.

I no longer adhere to any particular religious belief, because too many people who do have driven me away with their intolerance and their sanctimonious attitudes untethered to the teachings of the figure they claim to worship. It might be nice if some people could get back to something as simple as the old Golden Rule, rather than using their rigid religious beliefs as a club with which to beat those who believe differently.

Well, that's enough for now. Those are the basic life experiences that have shaped my opinions and beliefs, and which may help you better understand why I rant the way I do on particular topics. What shapes your beliefs and political positions? I hope it's not some shouting head on Fox News, or a podcast, or the latest lame-brained tweet from someone in high office. Leave a comment and let us know what sorts of things shape your approach to life.

Have a good day and a good week to come. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

Sunday, October 19, 2025

Musical Sunday


Our salute to the Halloween season continues with today's Musical Sunday offering from Lady Gaga - The Dead Dance ...


Oddly enough, it looks much like the way I dance.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, October 18, 2025

Cartoon Saturday


The economy is so bad that even our reality checks are bouncing ...

The Supreme Court rejected far-right blowhard Alex Jones' appeal of the $1.4 billion defamation judgment levied against him for defaming the families of children murdered in the 2012 Sandy Hook school shooting; the Republican administration, in brazen violation of the Hatch Act (which prohibits use of government resources for partisan political activity) continues to use official government channels and resources to blame Democrats for the ongoing government shutdown; a report in Politico documented thousands of racist and violent private messages among young GOP leaders who joked about gas chambers, slavery and rape ... Vice President JD Vance downplayed the offensive messages, suggesting they were nothing more than “edgy, offensive jokes,” and that "I really don’t want us to grow up in a country where a kid telling a stupid joke — telling a very offensive, stupid joke — is cause to ruin their lives;” Der Furor has commuted the sentence of former Republican Representative George Santos, who served less than three months of a seven-year term for fraud and identity theft, saying that "George Santos was somewhat of a 'rogue,' but there are many rogues throughout our Country that aren't forced to serve seven years in prison" ... Santos was the latest in a string of members of Congress who have been pardoned or had sentences commuted by Der Furor; and Claudia Milne, the director of news standards at CBS, has quit ... evidently because there are no longer standards for network news programs.

The third Cartoon Saturday of October and the Halloween season features witches!

Them's cursin' words ...


Witches' camouflage ...


"Slightly" guilty ...


You use what you have in the pantry ...


He'll need a few more zeroes for the estimate ...


I can only imagine ...


Everybody gotta start someplace ...


If it's one of Der Furor's DOJ lawyers, that stain will never come out ..


Whatever works ...


There's always somebody with a dietary restriction ...


And that's it for our 2025 Halloween salute to witches - I hope it gave you a chuckle. If you didn't chuckle, I hope you didn't turn into a toad. And always remember: the desired outcome of an exorcism is a hexagon.

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when Musical Sunday dances with the dead and Lady Gaga. See you then.

Bilbo

Friday, October 17, 2025

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for October, 2025


Der Furor and his besotted followers in the MAGA movement are truly God's gift to comedians and to my biweekly search for worthy recipients of the Ass Clown Awards. This week, we present the tinfoil and toilet paper crown of

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for October, 2025


to

Ten Violent and Racist "Young" Republicans
and
Vice President JD Vance*

An October 14th report by Politico detailed thousands of racist and violent private messages exchanged in the Telegraph app among "young" GOP leaders in New York, Kansas, Arizona and Vermont. Many of the chat members already work inside government or party politics, and one (Samuel Douglass) is a sitting state senator in Vermont. I place the word "young" in quotes because all of the participants were in their mid- to late 20s and 30s ... old enough to know better.

In messages they privately feared might be exposed ("If we ever had a leak of this chat we would be cooked"), they referred to Black people as monkeys and “the watermelon people,” and fantasized about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies and driving them to suicide, and praised Republicans they believed support slavery.

The appalling volume and nature of the reported chat messages brought Republican hypocrisy to new, soaring heights in view of the GOP's drumbeat that "radical left Democrats" are a hateful and violent danger to the nation. The hypocrisy was brazenly put on display by Vice President JD Vance, who said on “The Charlie Kirk Show” that

“The reality is that kids do stupid things, especially young boys** ... They tell edgy, offensive jokes. That’s what kids do. And I really don’t want us to grow up in a country where a kid telling a stupid joke — telling a very offensive, stupid joke — is cause to ruin their lives.”


“This is far worse than anything said in a college group chat, and the guy who said it could become the AG of Virginia. I refuse to join the pearl clutching when powerful people call for political violence.”

Whataboutism lives. By the way, Mr Vance also referred to those who leaked the story as "scumbags," a term used by Der Furor and his admirers to reflect their deep commitment to calm leadership and competent discourse with their political opponents.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, ten violent and racist "young" Republicans and the sitting Vice President of the United States are the joint winners of the Left-Cheek Ass Clown Award for October. Portland frogs, they're not.

Have a good day and be sure to come back tomorrow, when we continue our Halloween series of Cartoon Saturdays - this week, with a look at witches. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

* This is Mr Vance's fourth award. The others were: August 2024 Right-Cheek (shared with Der Furor); September 2024 Left-Cheek; and February 2025 Left-Cheek.

** It should be noted that two of the "young boys" were women. and just to foot-stomp the obvious once again, these "young boys" were all adults.

Sunday, October 12, 2025

Poetry Sunday

 
We continue our annual tradition for the month of October of selecting cartoons and poems suitable for the Halloween season. The first of this month's two Poetry Sundays features one of my favorite poems - literary, eerie, and eminently suitable for dramatic reading. Let's look above the door and see who's coming to visit ...

The Raven
by Edgar Allan Poe


Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door—
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
               Only this and nothing more.”

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
               Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
“’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
               This it is and nothing more.”

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
               Darkness there and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
               Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
“Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;—
               ’Tis the wind and nothing more!”

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door—
               Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
               Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blest with seeing bird above his chamber door—
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
               With such name as “Nevermore.”

But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered—
Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.”
               Then the bird said “Nevermore.”

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
“Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore—
Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
               Of ‘Never—nevermore.’”

But the Raven still beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore—
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt and ominous bird of yore
               Meant in croaking “Nevermore.”

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom’s core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion’s velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o’er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
               She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
“Wretch,” I cried, “thy God hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent thee
Respite—respite and nepenthe, from thy memories of Lenore;
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!”
               Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!—
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—
On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore—
Is there—is there balm in Gilead?—tell me—tell me, I implore!”
               Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil—prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore—
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore.”
               Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

“Be that word our sign in parting, bird or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
“Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!”
               Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
               Shall be lifted—nevermore!


Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. May your troubles outweigh your blessings nevermore.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, October 11, 2025

Cartoon Saturday


As if the Halloween season weren't scary enough ...

Israel and Hamas have agreed to the first stage of a Gaza peace agreement; Der Furor's Personal Vengeance Tour continued with indictments of former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James; the federal government shutdown continued as the Office of Management and Budget announced "substantial" firings of federal employees; the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded - to the anger of Der Furor and his acolytes - to Venezuelan democracy activist María Corina Machado; at least 19 people are missing following a huge explosion at an explosives plant in Tennessee; and according to media reports, Zimbabwean opposition lawmaker Desire Moyo was killed when the vehicle in which he was traveling hit an elephant.

This week, the second Cartoon Saturday of the Halloween season, features cartoons about the original walking dead: mummies.

My local Giant supermarket runs a close second ...


Oh, the horror!


I'll bet he always wanted to say that ...


A truly brilliant short-cut, lost to history ...


A double pun!


Mummy practical jokes ...


Uh, oh ...


I can only imagine ...


Well, what else would he recommend?


A matter of perspective ...


And yes, that's a wrap for this week's cartoon tribute to mummies - I hope it took some of the sour edge off the news.

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when Poetry Sunday continues our salute to the Halloween season by exhuming a classic from the great Edgar Allan Poe. See you then.

Bilbo

Friday, October 10, 2025

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


First collection for October! Bring 'em on ...

I'm not sure what an "ass fish" is, but I'm not sure I want to know ...


Who wants a Gary-colored portable toilet?


You just can't trust those cats ...


Not suspicious, just Canadian. But we won't have to worry about them much longer, as Der Furor is driving them away ...


I wonder if this was Ernie K. Doe's inspiration ...


Um ... no, thanks ...


They're all wearing their Freudian slips ...


Served at dinners for OB-GYN conventions ...


Vin de Merde! It's what to drink with those ass fish you bought ...


Buy now, so it's well-established by the next Naked Gardening Day!


And that's it for our first October collection ... I hope it gave you a chuckle in these dark times.

Have a good day and be sure to come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday's tribute to the original walking dead - mummies! More thoughts then.

Bilbo