But did you know that it can be mathematically proven that women are actually evil? Consider this...
First, we state that women require time and money:
Women = Time x Money
It is well-known that time is money:
Time = Money
Therefore, substituting for like terms we have:
Women = Money x Money = Money2
And because we know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = √evil
Therefore:
Women = (√evil)2
From which we conclude that:
Women = Evil
I know it's horrifying, but you just can't argue with the math.
Have a good day. Ladies, take your best shot back.
More thoughts tomorrow.
Bilbo
8 comments:
WOW! You're playing with fire today. Good luck.
Al Qaeda will never figure out your address, but I know 50% of the people who live on your block are women.
Perhaps when they show up on your lawn with pitchforks, axes, tar, feathers, and a rope, you can plead temporary insanity.
Or, for a small fee I think I can arrange around the clock protection by a mixed Seal/SAS/Israeli team (recently returned from a successful engagement in Dubai!) to protect you from hostile forces in skirts.
It's been nice knowing you, Bilbo.
Eminence Grise
PS: I don't consider it abandoning you that I told my wife that I had never heard of you. Any man would have done the same thing under the circumstances.
I think all we need is for Agnes to read this. She'll know what to do.
EG said - "Perhaps when they show up on your lawn with pitchforks, axes, tar, feathers, and a rope,...."
If they show up in leather thongs, call me. I want to watch.
I know you're just kidding.
You are just kidding, right?
(maybe not...hm.)
AGNES! HELP!
Boy, nobody has a sense of humor any more. I thought I'd at least get credit for figuring out how to get a square root symbol into my post...
vw: predafeg - a new drug to cure predators?
I think you need to lay low for a while. There are females on the prowl!
The cheese stands alone on this one (me being the cheese), but I'm proud of my evilness. If I wasn't evil, how else could I take over the world? No. Being evil is definitely an asset. Definitely.
wv: calinge - my super secret evil code name
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