Monday, August 31, 2020

The Monopoly on Violence


Way back in the Pleistocene, when I was getting my masters degree in International Relations, I was introduced to the German sociologist Max Weber*, who defined a state as "a human community that (successfully) claims the monopoly of the legitimate use of physical force within a given territory.”

By that definition, the United States is no longer a "state."

In Der Furor's America, where his angry base is spun up to a wild frenzy over overblown tales of violent anarchy and helpless, outmatched police, armed vigilantes have taken to the streets to "protect property" ... and now, in Kenosha, Wisconsin, a (white) 17-year old self-styled law enforcer has murdered two people and injured others in the name of "keeping the peace." And as if that weren't bad enough, the murderer was filmed marching down the street, openly carrying a loaded semiautomatic rifle and waving to police who ignored him as they drove past on their way to dealing with rioters and looters (stereotypically expected to be black or brown).


Is this what we have become?

When a population, much of it armed to the teeth and spoiling for a fight against the godless, socialist libs, takes its cues from a president who sides with racists and white supremacists and is openly contemptuous of the law unless it serves his purposes, it's a recipe for anarchy. How long do you suppose it will take for black and brown Americans to start arming themselves in self-defense, turning out to "protect property" and the lives of their fellows? We will have replaced the United States of America - once the "shining light on the hill" admired and respected around the world - with an angry mobocracy no better than the most anarchic, warlord-ruled third-world hellhole.

By the way, since many police departments, particularly in deep red states, seem to be willing to allow private militias to "assist" with law enforcement, it's possible that they are unaware that every state in the union prohibits this. You can read a detailed summary of state laws governing private militias here. Such laws, though on the books, are routinely ignored by those who - inspired by the Scofflaw-in-Chief - believe laws don't apply to them.

I would like to think that we will exercise our national gift for self-correction come November, but I fear that train has sailed. Der Furor has done such a spectacular job of pitting Americans against one another, stoking fear and rage against every available scapegoat to distract from his own failures of leadership**, that - for the first time - I actually fear for the future of the nation.

Der Furor flagrantly ignores the law already, knowing that he can do so with impunity because his allies and enablers will let him get away with the most outrageous, illegal, and unconstitutional behavior. Imagine what he will be like if he's reelected, able to claim that "the people" have given him a mandate that justifies whatever he does.

Forget the police. It will be the time of the unleashed vigilante, of the surrender of your government's monopoly on violence as (in theory) governed by the law. And we'll have done it to ourselves.

Have a good day. Be sure you are registered to vote, and be sure to do it. You know that Der Furor's base will.

Sorry for the downer, but I'm angry and worried. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* Not really, as he's been dead since 1920, but you know what I mean.

** It speaks volumes that the governor of Wisconsin has asked Der Furor - the sitting president of the United States - not to come to his state as planned, saying, "I am concerned your presence will only hinder our healing. I am concerned your presence will only delay our work to overcome division and move forward together. It is our job as elected officials to lead by example and to be a calming presence for the people we know are hurting, mourning, and trying to cope with trauma. Now is not the time for divisiveness. Now is not the time for elected officials to ignore armed militants and out-of-state instigators who want to contribute to our anguish."

Sunday, August 30, 2020

Poetry Sunday


We're down to the last two days of the month. August is traditionally the hottest month here in NoVa where I live, and as it winds down we always look forward to the more moderate temperatures of September and the coming of fall. This poem by David Budbill speaks to the passing of August ...

Toward the End of August
by David Budbill

Toward the end of August I begin to dream about fall, how
this place will empty of people, the air will get cold and
leaves begin to turn. Everything will quiet down, everything
will become a skeleton of its summer self. Toward

the end of August I get nostalgic for what's to come, for
that quiet time, time alone, peace and stillness, calm, all
those things the summer doesn't have. The woodshed is
already full, the kindling's in, the last of the garden soon
will be harvested, and then there will be nothing left to do
but watch fall play itself out, the earth freeze, winter come.


Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. Soon enough, we'll be complaining about the cold and snow.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, August 29, 2020

Cartoon Saturday


Thank goodness the Republican convention is over. Now Der Furor and his minions can concentrate on the brass tacks of whitewashing history on the way to the election.

Hurricane Laura devastated parts of the Louisiana coast with catastrophic flooding and category 4 winds; at the Republican National Convention, the party declined to publish a traditional platform, instead publishing a statement that it "enthusiastically supports (Der Furor) and continues to reject the policy positions of the Obama-Biden Administration," and would "adjourn without adopting a new platform;" a 17 year-old boy murdered two people and seriously injured a third, claiming he was assisting law enforcement to contain demonstrations in Kenosha, Wisconsin, over the shooting of an unarmed black man by a police officer; Navy investigators have identified a sailor they believe intentionally started a huge fire that severely damaged the USS Bonhomme Richard; and in New Zealand, a white supremacist who murdered 51 worshippers and seriously injured dozens of others at two Christchurch, New Zealand mosques in 2019, was sentenced on Thursday to life in prison without parole - the first time a criminal in that country has been imprisoned without the possibility of eventual release.

In her speech to the Republican National Convention on Tuesday evening, First Lady Melania Trump said - without any hint of irony - “Total honesty is what we as citizens deserve from our president.” It's what we deserve, but hardly what we expect to get. This week, a collection of cartoons on the quaint subject of "honesty" ...

That must have been one of the memos that aides surreptitiously removed from Der Furor's desk ...


That would be the GOP platform, if they had one ...


Sad, but true ...


Policies vary depending on the type of business ...


Not a good first day at Fox News ...


Please sit down, Representatives Jordan and Gaetz ...


Just wait a few minutes ...


Planning for the Republican National Convention ...


There's honesty and there's honesty. Sid has a bright future in the current administration ...


I mentioned it. A number of other people did, too. Nobody listened ...


Every politician spins the story to make him- or herself look good. Unfortunately, in the current administration, spin has been taken to the level of a category five hurricane ... Der Furor and his enablers have decided that truth just doesn't give any tactical advantage, and the larger the falsehood and the more often it's repeated, the better.

Have a good day and enjoy the weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Friday, August 28, 2020

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for August, 2020


Sometimes, the level of sheer brazenness lets this award write itself. This is one of those times. The dishonor of being

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for 2020


is bestowed, without the least hesitation and for the fifth time, on

Secretary of State
Mike Pompeo


Such is the outrageous behavior of Mr Pompeo that in January of this year, he was presented with an out-of-cycle special award for over-the-top ass clownery for undermining his own department and employees in in order to defend Der Furor in his impeachment investigation*. And yet, he has now exceeded even that level of brazen disregard for the dignity of his office and his determined undermining of the norms expected of elected officials.

On Tuesday of this week, Mr Pompeo delivered a taped speech to the Republican National Convention which provided a full-throated endorsement of Der Furor. It is bad enough that this is an open and shameless violation of the Hatch Act - 5 USC §§7321-7326 - (which prohibits all federal employees other than the president and vice president from engaging in overtly partisan political activity) while on an official, taxpayer-funded visit to Israel. His action was made more indefensible and hypocritical in light of an e-mail which Pompeo sent on July 24th of this year to the Department's employees:

"... the Department’s longstanding policy is that U.S. citizen employees and family members may not engage in partisan political activity while posted or on TDY abroad, even on personal time. (3 FAM 4123.3) Similarly, Presidential and political appointees and career SES are subject to significant restrictions on their political activity; they may not engage in any partisan political activity in concert with a partisan campaign, political party, or partisan political group, even on personal time and outside of the federal workplace." (emphasis added)

Mr Pompeo and the GOP defended his action by claiming that he was speaking "in his personal capacity," although this is specifically forbidden by his own policy, and as if his remarks could be separated from his official position and the reason for his being in the location from which he was speaking in the first place.

There are those who will either cheer this action as yet another example of Der Furor's administration employing outrageous (and often arguably illegal or unconstitutional) actions to stick a finger in the eye of tradition and the sober and thoughtful behavior we expect of our elected officials, or will shrug helplessly at yet another brazen violation of the law in support of a partisan agenda. The former will deserve what they get if they succeed in the reelection of Der Furor; the latter will regret their willingness to ignore scandalously illegal behavior.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is the Left-Cheek Ass Clown for August, 2020. I wish it were not so, because of the focus it brings to the degradation of our government in support of a manifestly ignorant, morally corrupt, professionally unfit, and blatantly authoritarian administration.

Have a good day. Come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday. After listening to a week of historical revisionism and denial of reality at the RNC, you'll need it.

Bilbo

* Here are Mr Pompeo's other previous Ass Clown Awards: December 7, 2018November 22, 2019; and May 22, 2020.

Thursday, August 27, 2020

LAW AND ORDER! Or Not.


We're living in strange times here in the United States.

We have a sitting president who thunders daily in CAPITAL LETTERS on Twitter and in loud and emphatic shouts in his rambling speeches about the suffering nation's desperate need for LAW AND ORDER. He sends federal agents in unmarked, military-style uniforms to "assist" state and local governments with containing violent unrest ... which is arguably aggravated by his policies and divisive rhetoric.

But it seems that LAW AND ORDER is a flexible concept in this administration. Laws are enforced only when it's convenient, or when doing so furthers a political agenda.

The most recent example of this is the willful violation by numerous administration officials, from Der Furor on down, of what's known as "The Hatch Act." This law (officially known as 5 USC §§7321-7326), which dates from 1939 and was most recently amended in 2012, generally prohibits any government employee (with the exception of the president and vice president*) from engaging in overt political activity, or from using their positions to coerce other government employees in subordinate positions to take specific actions motivated by partisan political concerns.

The Hatch Act has often been cited in response to the actions of numerous officials of the present administration, who have not only ignored it, but openly flaunted it. During an interview this past May, for instance, White House presidential counsellor Kellyanne Conway, questioned about her evident violations of the law, said

“If you’re trying to silence me through the Hatch Act, it’s not going to work. Let me know when the jail sentence starts.”

White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, questioned about the propriety of GOP convention activities being conducted at the White House and other federal properties, said

“Nobody outside of the Beltway really cares (about the Hatch Act). They expect that Donald Trump is going to promote Republican values and they would expect that Barack Obama, when he was in office, that he would do the same for Democrats.”

As it happens, I live outside the Beltway, and I do care. I care a lot.

If one is going to invoke the need for LAW AND ORDER! as holy writ, it behooves one to actually obey the law. And that can lead to some difficulties ...

Now, I'm a linguist. I love language and communication in all its forms. But the language of the law has problems all its own. As my hero, Will Rogers, once said, “The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.”

A lawyer friend once told me that the tortured complexity of legal language was the result of each word having been endlessly litigated over the years to the point where there was absolutely no legal doubt about what it meant. This is what's known colloquially as bullshit. The complexity of legal language is clearly designed to make the law easy to circumvent because nobody but a thousand-dollar-an-hour lawyer can understand it. For the average person, it's like reading Old Church Slavonic encrypted on an Enigma machine and printed in cuneiform.

As an example, read the section of the Hatch Act titled "Political activity authorized; prohibitions" (5 USC §7323) and tell me what you think is prohibited, and to whom. Is it any wonder that people's eyes glaze over and hypocritical politicians seldom feel the need to obey laws so complex that no one but the lawyers can figure out what they say?

The Ten Commandments contain a total of 79 words (depending on which version of the bible you reference). The US Code has 54 "titles," which contain an estimated 22 million words. Quite literally, nobody knows what all the laws are and what they say. The image below graphically depicts the size of the US Code. Note the size of the actual language of the law (in red) as compared to the size of the explanatory notes and references (in blue).


And that leads us to the problem with Der Furor and his sycophants, allies, and enablers: they depend on you not knowing what the law (and all those explanatory notes) really says. They count on you not caring about laws that don't directly apply to you. They know that you worry about speed limits and the requirement to get your car inspected and pay your taxes and have a license for your dog, but they also know you don't care too much about the intricacies of what they can and can't do in your name.

So, here's my bottom line: the law matters. Each and every law may not matter to you personally, but each one was enacted to meet a specific perceived need**. If we can pick and choose the laws we'll obey, or if police departments can pick and choose the laws they'll enforce or the groups they'll enforce them on, we are no better than the most corrupt and venal banana republic. If the President of the United States and his counsellors, advisors, and Cabinet members can openly flaunt and - indeed - ridicule the law, what example does it set for ordinary citizens who are demanded to submit to LAW AND ORDER?

What have we allowed ourselves to become?

The law matters. Make sure your elected representatives know that it matters to you.

Have a good day. Legally. But if necessary, get into good trouble about it.

More thoughts tomorrow, when we heap dishonor upon the Left-Cheek Ass Clown for August. See you then.

Bilbo

* And why are they excepted? I've heard various explanations, but none that are particularly compelling. I suspect the original rationale may lie in the fact that in our system of government, the head of state and head of government are the same person ... in countries where they are different, the head of state (king, president, grand poobah, etc) generally floats above the political fray to provide apolitical leadership, while the head of government (prime minister, chancellor, etc) pursues the political agenda of the ruling party or coalition. Any other thoughts?

** Some laws should, of course, be viewed suspiciously, particularly when they were enacted for the specific benefit or profitability of individuals, groups, or businesses.

Sunday, August 23, 2020

Musical Sunday


In "honor" of all those who drink Der Furor's Kool-Aid, who blindly follow Q-Anon and other ludicrous conspiracy theories, I thought this 1987 song from German pop singer Juliane Werding - "Die unsichtbare Macht" ("The Invisible Power") would be appropriate. For those of you who don't speak German, I've added the English lyrics below.


Here are the lyrics in English (the German lyrics rhyme, so it flows better) ...

Who is the shadow that walks beside me?
Who is the stranger that’s standing behind me?
I feel like I’m being monitored.
Who calls me up and immediately hangs up?
Who counts my change and knows what I buy?
Oh, I feel it ... the invisible power.

I feel like there’s someone here
In my room
Something threatens me here,
It’s not like it was before.

Who reads the letters no one writes me?
Who wants all my secrets to be exposed?
Who denounces and accuses me?
Who records my every step?
Who listens to my very thoughts?
No question – the invisible power.

I turn the TV on
And it seems to me
That I’m seeing a program
Of my own dreams.

Is my newspaper being censored?
Is each friend who meets me checked out?
Is my data being recorded?
Have I been programmed?

Who is the shadow that walks beside me?
Who is the stranger that’s standing behind me?
I feel like I’m being monitored.
Who calls me up and immediately hangs up?
Who counts my change and knows what I buy?
Oh, I feel it ... the invisible power.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. If you need help, call the FBI.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, August 22, 2020

Cartoon Saturday

It's been another  "wonderful" week ...

Postmaster General Louis Dejoy appeared before a Senate committee on Friday to answer questions from skeptical senators about his actions with potential negative effects on the coming election; the Democratic Party carried off the first-ever virtual convention, with strong addresses from former president and first lady Barack and Michelle Obama and from presidential and vice presidential candidates Joe Biden and Kamala Harris; Russian political figure and outspoken critic of Vladimir Putin Alexander Navalny was apparently poisoned; a former California police officer dubbed the Golden State Killer was sentenced to multiple life sentences for a string of rapes and murders that terrorized a wide swath of the state for over a decade; and two Air Force drones were lost over Syria Tuesday after they apparently collided in midair.

Since the GOP national convention begins on Monday, I thought you’d enjoy seeing a collection of cartoons featuring whole horses ...

Parking had to be regulated in the Old West, too ...


Robert Louis Stevenson is turning over in his ... stall ...


Well, that’s what happens ,,,


They’ll help keep you from ... horsing around ...


Moving on up ...


Horses need some variety in their diets, too ...


The horses may not want the entire statue taken down ...


Kids ...


Location, location, location ...


Mystery solved ...


And there you have it - at a time when we’re surrounded by horses’ ... uh ... patooties ... I thought you’d like to see a whole horse for a change. 

Have a good day and a great weekend, and come back tomorrow for Musical Sunday, when we offer a song from Juliane Werding dedicated to all the conspiracy theorists out there.

More thoughts later.

Bilbo


Friday, August 21, 2020

Great Moments in Editing and Signage

 And away we go ...

Aren't you glad there are alternatives? ...


I wonder where they take lessons ...


That would be my guess ...


She was going for her merit badge in serial murder ...


Why not just call them "seeds?" ... 


Americans tend to be somewhat ignorant of geography ...


Whatever works ...


An incident quickly resolved ...


He's probably practicing for his address to the GOP convention ...


It can be so hard to decide ...

Have a good day, wash your hands, wear your mask, and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday. More thoughts then.

Bilbo


Sunday, August 16, 2020

Poetry Sunday

As we get older, that tough, rugged engine that powered us through all the years of growth and work and play starts to sputter, and we wish for ... well ... maybe not French chocolates, but perhaps for that nimble and athletic body we once proudly showed on beaches and fields of contest. Ellen Bass says it well in this week's Poetry Sunday ...

French Chocolates
by Ellen Bass

If you have your health, you have everything
is something that's said to cheer you up
when you come home early and find your lover
arched over a stranger in a scarlet thong.

Or it could be you lose your job at Happy Nails
because you can't stop smudging the stars
on those ten teeny American flags.

I don't begrudge you your extravagant vitality.
May it blossom like a cherry tree. May the petals
of your cardiovascular excellence
and the accordion polka of your lungs
sweeten the mornings of your loneliness.

But for the ill, for you with nerves that fire
like a rusted-out burner on an old barbecue,
with bones brittle as spun sugar,
with a migraine hammering like a blacksmith

in the flaming forge of your skull,
may you be spared from friends who say,
God doesn't give you more than you can handle
and ask what gifts being sick has brought you.

May they just keep their mouths shut
and give you French chocolates and daffodils
and maybe a small, original Matisse,
say, Open Window, Collioure, so you can look out
at the boats floating on the dappled pink water.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, August 15, 2020

Cartoon Saturday

Are weeks getting longer, or is it just me?

Presumptive Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden chose California senator Kamala Harris as his running mate, predictably causing Der Furor to refer to Harris as "nasty;" Marion County (Florida) Sheriff Billy Woods has prohibited his deputies and visitors to his offices from wearing protective masks; Der Furor tweeted support for congressional candidate Marjorie Taylor Greene, a supporter of the far-right QAnon conspiracy theory who’s been criticized for racist comments, following her Republican primary victory in Georgia; Russia announced the development of a Covid-19 vaccine, and has dismissed international concern over its safety as "absolutely groundless"; and the University of Georgia posted, then promptly deleted, guidelines for safe sex during the Covid-19 pandemic ... suggesting (among other things) that people should consider wearing a mask, avoid kissing, and be “creative” with sex positions.

This being a family-friendly blog, I won't follow up on the U of Georgia's advice. Instead, given the inability of Congress to get its economic act together, I thought a collection of cartoons about the mysteries of economics would be a good choice for this week ...

Mathematics for economists ...


I suspect this is what the Senate will finally be able to agree on ...


I wish Congress could ask Der Furor to do the same ...


I got there long ago ...


This would make White House press conferences worth watching ,..


I thought that was how they were selected, anyhow ...


This is generally how administration economists approach aggressive reporters ...


As my Dad used to say, where you stand on an issue is governed by where you sit ...


Nothing to see here, folks ... just move on ...


This is just about the most accurate description I've ever seen ...

And that's it for this week. Wash your hands, wear your mask, and "get creative" with sex positions. And be sure to come back tomorrow for Poetry Sunday. More thoughts then.

Bilbo


Friday, August 14, 2020

The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for August, 2020


Because our last award wasn't presented until July 31st, we've come almost to the middle of August before getting the chance to present the award for

The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for August, 2020


As always, the selection was maddeningly difficult because of the enormous number of deserving candidates, but after due reflection and a sad shake of the head, I have decided to present a group award to

The Participants

in the

2020 Sturgis Motorcycle Rally

The town of Sturgis, SD (population about 7,000) hosts the annual ten-day Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, a wildly popular annual event attended by tens of thousands of motorcyclists. The rally is being held on schedule this year despite the health threats posed by the Covid-19 pandemic, and over the objections of most of the town's residents. The state of South Dakota does not mandate the wearing of masks as a preventive measure against Covid-19, and many of the rally attendees are making a point of defying recommendations about social distancing and mask-wearing, viewing these as unjustifiable (if not downright tyrannical) limitations on their personal freedoms rather than measures to protect the health and safety of all Americans. 

If you want to buy a used motorcycle cheap, I think there will be many thousands of them available within about six months.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the group award for Right-Cheek Ass Clown for August, 2020, is presented to the participants in this year's Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. Sadly, I suspect that for many of the recipients - as well as all too many of their friends and family members - it will be posthumous.

Have a good day, and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday. You know you need it.

More thoughts then.

Bilbo


Sunday, August 09, 2020

Musical Sunday


It's VERY NSFW ... just sayin' ... but it's perfect for the times ...


I don't either.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, August 08, 2020

Cartoon Saturday


And you thought July was crazy? ...

The Lebanese capital of Beirut was devastated, with hundreds killed and thousands injured, when a warehouse storing nearly 3,000 tons of highly-explosive ammonium nitrate exploded; talks on coronavirus economic relief for struggling Americans collapsed in partisan rancor and finger-pointing; A statement issued by the director of National Counterintelligence and Security Center said foreign states were using "covert and overt influence measures" to sway the vote, with China working to undermine Der Furor and Russia covertly supporting him; organizers of the annual motorcycle rally in Sturgis, SD, expect 250,000 people from all over the country to attend the event, many of them defiant over health concerns, with a popular T-shirt reading, 'Screw COVID, I went to Sturgis;” and as students and parents cope with adapting to virtual, rather than in-person classes, a handbook provided by the Springfield (Illinois) School District mandates that students studying at home via virtual learning must follow the same dress code that applies to students on school property.

The way 2020 is going, you have to laugh to keep from crying out in desperate anguish, so why not a few timely cartoons about life in the time of Corona? ...

Virtual meetings of all kinds require adequate preparation and coordination ...

What goes around, comes around ...


Who, indeed? ...


It's a dog's life, even for people ...


Reverse psychology works sometimes ...


Adapting for the times ...

Why not? ...


It's a natural mistake ...


I often feel the same way ...

It's a minor issue, but a real one ...


And that's it for this weekend's edition of Cartoon Saturday, looking at life in the time of Corona. I hope it helped you get past the dispiriting reality of 2020 America.

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when Musical Sunday returns.

Bilbo