Saturday, May 31, 2025

Cartoon Saturday


The end of the month ... finally!

The Agriculture Department has directed some of its Washington, DC, employees to work remotely for three weeks so that one of its headquarters buildings can be used to house soldiers taking part in the June 14th parade to celebrate Der Furor's birthday and the Army’s 250th anniversary; in one of more than two dozen clemencies granted this week, Der Furor commuted the six life sentences of Larry Hoover, the founder of a notorious Chicago street gang; attorneys representing Der Furor claim he suffered “mental anguish” over CBS News’ editing of a “60 Minutes” interview with Kamala Harris last fall; a federal appeals court will allow Der Furor’s tariffs to remain in effect for now, despite another court’s ruling that said his imposition of the tariffs overstepped his authority; and in Jacksonville, Florida, police are looking for a man who they say stole a ferret from a pet store by putting it down his shorts after “fondl[ing] the ferret for quite some time.”

This week, for no particular reason, how about a collection of cartoons inspired by the classic overachieving tool - the Swiss Army Knife?

There's a version for children who like to read ...


And a version for Swiss military footwear ...


I think it's an interesting concept, but I need to sleep on it ...


As someone who has a passion for nifty gardening implements, I'd spend good money for this one ...


It signifies the delivery of the decision in Swiss Army courts martial ...


Not many people know how far back the concept goes ...


The legend of the Swiss Army Knife in the Stone ...


Didn't know how handy Death is, did you?


The new Swiss Army Tank ...


Well, it makes sense ...


And that's it for another Cartoon Saturday, the last one of the month - I hope you enjoyed it.

Have a good day and a great weekend, and come back tomorrow for an instrumental Musical Sunday. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

Friday, May 30, 2025

The On-Crack Ass Clown for May, 2025


This year, May is one of the two months (October will be the other) which will provide not two, but three Fridays for the presentation of Ass Clown Awards. This, of course, lends an additional complication to the task of selecting winners, but - as always - I'm ready to step up to the plate and swing for the fences.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the tinfoil and toilet paper crown of

The On-Crack Ass Clown for May, 2025


is awarded to

White House Press Secretary
Karoline Leavitt


The White House press secretary is a senior White House official who serves as spokesperson for the executive branch of the United States federal government, particularly the president, and presents government policies to the news media. He or she collects and reports information about administration actions and events and issues the administration's reactions to developments around the world. The press secretary interacts with the media and the White House press corps, generally in a daily press briefing.

All press secretaries shade the truth to the advantage of their administrations, but seldom do they outright lie ... although the practice has become common with those who serve Der Furor, whose barely-nodding acquaintance with the truth is well documented. Karoline Leavitt joins the ranks of those (most notably Sean Spicer and Sarah Huckabee Sanders*) who have tried their best to put lipstick on the policy pig**.

Recently, Ms Leavitt had this comment on the blatantly corrupt event hosted by Der Furor to enrich his cryptocurrency account using these words,

"The president is abiding by all conflict of interest laws that are applicable to the president ... the American public believes it's absurd for anyone to insinuate that this president is profiting off of the presidency. This president was incredibly successful before giving it all up to serve our country publicly and not only has he lost wealth, he almost lost his life. He has sacrificed a lot to be here and to suggest otherwise is, frankly, completely absurd."

She made a similar comment in response to another question, saying,

“I think it’s frankly ridiculous that anyone in this room would even suggest that President Trump is doing anything for his own benefit. He left a life of luxury and a life of running a very successful real estate empire for public service ... this is a president who has actually lost money for being president.”


“Absolutely not, because [the American people] know President Trump and they know he only works with the interests of the American public in mind.”

prompting one commentator to ask “Did she actually say that with a straight face?”

When she was asked about the administration's admission that it had erroneously deported a Maryland man to El Salvador, Ms Leavitt did a masterful job of agreeing that the individual was wrongly deported while simultaneously accusing him of (as yet unproven) crimes ...

“Well first of all, the error that you are referring to was based on a clerical error, it was an administrative error. The administration maintains the position that this individual who was deported to El Salvador and will not be returning to our country was a member of the brutal and vicious MS-13 gang. That is fact number one. Fact number two: We also have credible intelligence proving that this individual was involved in human trafficking. And fact number three: This individual was a member, actually a leader, of the brutal MS-13 gang, which this president has designated as a foreign terrorist organization.” 

It should also be noted that none of the three alleged "facts" she mentioned has ever been supported by actual evidence.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, your On-Crack Ass Clown for May, 2025, is White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, a lady whose ability to blatantly lie in public about easily-disprovable facts is matched only by that of her boss, and who has earned the derisive nickname "TACO Belle" for her risible performances at the lectern***.

Have a good day, and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday, when we'll examine the most famous piece of equipment ever fielded by the Swiss Army. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

* Both of them previous winners of Ass Clown awards: Mr Spicer twice as the January 2017 Left Cheek and the March 2017 Left Cheek, and Ms Sanders an astounding five times as the November 2017 Right Cheek, December 2017 Left Cheek, November 2018 Left Cheek, December 2018 Left Cheek, and April 2019 Left Cheek.

** I've heard the practice referred to as "porcine cosmetology."

*** For those of you unfamiliar with the new  "TACO" moniker, it's short for "[Der Furor] Always Chickens Out" - a reference to Der Furor's style of initially adopting maximalist positions on tariffs, only to quickly back down.

Thursday, May 29, 2025

Contempt


As Der Furor's "One Big Beautiful Bill" slithers its way toward near-certain approval by a politically neutered Congress, there's been a huge amount of discussion about its effect on tax rates, the national debt, and the ability of the federal government to provide the protections and services Americans have come to expect. It's clear that the bulk of the tax cuts will benefit corporate America and the wealthiest citizens, and that those cuts will be paid for (to the extent they are) by reductions that will disproportionately fall on the middle and lower classes. What's less clear is what else might be buried in the thousand-plus pages of the bill*.

Alert readers have noted that the bill includes this measure:

"No court of the United States may use appropriated funds to enforce a contempt citation for failure to comply with an injunction or temporary restraining order if no security was given when the injunction or order was issued pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 65(c), whether issued prior to, on, or subsequent to the date of enactment of this section."

What does this complex and opaque language mean? Reduced to basic terms, it would forbid courts from finding administration officials to be in contempt of court when they ignore judicial rulings.

Contempt of Court is a fairly simple concept. Essentially, it is what gives teeth to judicial actions, ensuring that failure to abide by a court's instructions will have negative consequences. If a traffic court levies a fine on you and you fail to pay it, you can be found to be in contempt of court and punished. If a divorce court orders you to pay child support and you don't do it, you can be found to be in contempt of court and punished. But if the One Big Beautiful Bill passes as written, no one in government can be held in contempt for ignoring a legal judgement. 

That's bad, but it comes on top of an earlier slap at the rule of law, which states that there is one person who already cannot be held in contempt** - the president. According to the Supreme Court decision in the case of Trump v. United States,

"... the President may not be prosecuted for exercising his core constitutional powers, and he is entitled to at least presumptive immunity from prosecution for his official acts."

You may be excused for wondering how far the president's "core constitutional powers" extend. Does he have a core constitutional power to accidentally deport someone to a grim prison in El Salvador and refuse to bring him home once a court orders him to do so? Does he have a core constitutional power to eliminate agencies established by Congress? Does he have a core constitutional power to use his authority to attack individuals, law firms, and universities or to spew out childish, often nearly incomprehensible social media posts?

When I went to school, shortly after the dinosaurs died out, our civics classes*** taught us about quaint concepts like checks and balances and the rule of law.  


I wish they still did. And that more people cared.

Have a good day, and hope that honor, dignity, and common sense prevail to eliminate the protection-from-contempt provision from the bill. The country is ours to save.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* The "One Big Beautiful Bill" is an example of what Republicans used to detest as an "omnibus bill," one that consolidated a large number of individual measures into a bill so long and detailed that nobody really understood what was in it. Times change.

** Of court, anyhow.

*** Do we even have civics education any more? And if they do, I wonder if they teach the same lessons in red and blue states.

Monday, May 26, 2025

The Fantasy of the Unitary Executive


When the Founders sat down in 1789 to prepare a constitution for the new nation they'd just created, they had a number of basic ideas on how its government should function. One of them was that, having just achieved independence from the rule of a powerful king, they wanted a head of government strong enough to provide the requisite leadership, but constrained enough to prevent leadership from becoming tyranny. Their solution was the creation of a three-branch government in which the division of responsibilities and ability of each branch to check the others would provide a system which, while cumbersome, would protect the liberties that could be denied by an all-powerful ruler. The three branches of government described in the Constitution were, of course,

The Executive, responsible for carrying out the laws;

The Legislative, responsible for creating the laws; and,

The Judicial, responsible for interpreting the laws as needed.

The Constitution (Article II, Section 1) states that "The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America," but it does not spell out in much detail what that "executive power" means ... and that brings us to the conservative fever dream of the "Unitary Executive."

According to the Unitary Executive theory, the President - as the only national-level officer of government elected by (and thus answerable to) the entire nation - has sole and unquestioned authority over the entire Executive Branch of the government. The idea is that the people elected the President to implement the agenda on which he or she ran, and the President thus needs absolute control over the entire Executive Branch (not to mention a whip hand over Congress) in order to put that agenda into place. 

The Unitary Executive theory meets political reality when presidents want to fire the heads of independent agencies established by Congress they view as insufficiently dedicated to implementing their agendas. Or when a President declares that a particular Cabinet office (for instance, the Department of Education) or independent, Congressionally-established agency (such as the US Agency for International Development) should be eliminated. Or when a President seeks to eliminate opposition to their agenda by directing the Department of Justice to investigate or prosecute their opponents. Can they do that? Many conservative thinkers insist that the President, as a Unitary Executive, can, and the current heavily conservative Supreme Court says "yes," at least in some cases. 

One needs to ask what the difference is between a Unitary Executive and the sort of king we fought the Revolutionary War to shake off. If there's a difference, I don't see it.

I realize that my opinion counts for less than nothing in the age of Der Furor, but if you ask me, the name of this theory is wrong ... it's not a Unitary Executive, but a Urinary Executive - a president who gets to happily pee on the Constitution and on We the People, as Der Furor is doing every day.

Have a good day, and remember that Americans don't believe in kings. Or didn't before now.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Sunday, May 25, 2025

Poetry Sunday


If you're one of those people who spends too much time doomscrolling, this is for you ...

Internet Search History
by Nikita Gill

Is it possible to unlearn the language 
of everything that hurt us?

When will this rage look in the mirror 
and learn that she is grief?

When will humans remember that we are 
supposed to be a canopy of trees protecting 
each other from a storm?

How do we forgive ourselves for not being 
the people we thought we would be?

How do we forgive ourselves 
for becoming the people we are?


Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend ... preferably outdoors, rather than online. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, May 24, 2025

Cartoon Saturday


Who dreams up these weeks, anyhow?

Straight-faced agency leaders in Der Furor's administration have told skeptical lawmakers that massive cuts to their staffs will improve government services; Der Furor staged another carefully-planned ambush of a foreign leader, berating visiting South African President Cyril Ramaphosa over alleged abuse of white citizens in his nation; the GOP's "One Big Beautiful Bill" to implement Der Furor's agenda moved to the Senate, including a provision that would prohibit administration officials from being found in contempt of court for ignoring judicial orders; ignoring a number of grave ethical concerns, Der Furor hosted an event at his DC-area golf club to market his personal cryptocurrency, offering tours of the White House as an incentive for investment; and a man in Houston who volunteered to help a friend move was surprised to find that one of the packed boxes contained a dead body.

This week, for no particular reason other than they're smarter than people, a set of cartoons featuring animals. 

Yes, she was a cow to admire ...


I think I know the answer ...


MAGA frogs ...


Smart mouse ...


Still no Shakespeare ...


Good luck for the son, anyhow ...


When it's hard to find the right horse ...


Having been at war with the squirrels over our bird feeder, I can vouch for the behavioral aspects of this one ...


Wait ... isn't that Don, Junior? ...


Yep, I can relate ...


And that's it for the penultimate Cartoon Saturday of May - I hope it gave you a much-needed chuckle.

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when Poetry Sunday returns.

Bilbo

Friday, May 23, 2025

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


Here we go again ...

I'm not sure if this price includes the extra tariff charges ...


You know it's coming ...


Not to worry, I'm sure you'll be able to hear them coming ...


Uh ... okaaaaay ...


I'm sure they'll be very excited ...


I'm not sure that it was a "highlight," but I'm sure it livened things up ...


When you want things to come up before you plant them ...


Revised edition ...


Where the administration is turning to recruit replacements for all the professionals it's fired ...


Sleeps four?


And that's it for this week's collection ... I hope you enjoyed it.

Have a good day, and be sure to come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday. More funny thoughts then.

Bilbo

Wednesday, May 21, 2025

The Golden Dumb System


One of the ways in which Israel protects itself from enemies firing short-range rockets and artillery shells is a high-tech anti-missile system called "Iron Dome." The system is, apparently, relatively good at protecting Israeli territory* ... and has, of course, attracted the attention of Der Furor.

Earlier this year, Der Furor issued royal proclamation executive order number 14186 - "The Iron Dome for America," in which he directed the construction of a domestic equivalent of the Israeli system which he has since termed "Golden Dome."

Der Furor announced his plan in a throne room Oval Office news conference earlier this week, in which he claimed that the "Golden Dome" system, once operational, "... will be capable of intercepting missiles even if they are launched from other sides of the world and even if they are launched from space," and that he hoped to have it finished before he leaves office** at a cost of about $175 billion. 

Scientists who have studied the missile defense problem tend to use the technical term "bullshit" to describe the "Golden Dome" plan. Well, they don't actually use that term, preferring to couch it in more scientific language:

"Based on its detailed and careful survey of the literature and analysis of published work, the report finds that creating a reliable and effective defense against the threat posed by even the small number of relatively unsophisticated nuclear-armed ICBMs that it considers remains a daunting challenge. The difficulties are numerous, ranging from the unresolved countermeasures problem for midcourse-intercept to the severe reach-versus-time challenge of boost-phase intercept. Few of the main challenges have been solved, and many of the hard problems are likely to remain formidable over the 15-year time horizon the study considered. The costs and benefits of such an effort therefore need to be weighed carefully."

Der Furor has also probably slightly understated the price tag of his system. He claims it will cost about $175 billion over the final three years of his reign presidency, while a recent estimate from the Congressional Budget Office put the cost in a range between $161-$542 billion over two decades, depending upon the eventual architecture and long-term operating cost. It should come as no surprise that the system will depend on a constellation of hundreds of satellites ... a clear business opportunity for Elon Musk's SpaceX firm.

In a perfect world, with a smoothly-functioning, adequately funded and managed government that had already successfully dealt with the immediate problems of health care, nutrition, education, immigration control and reform, and climate change, the Golden Dumb system might - just possibly - make sense. 


But I have my doubts, and so should you.

Have a good day, and keep a close eye on what this administration is doing as it engages in its daily sleight-of-hand approach to news management.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo


** Given that he appears to have no plans to leave office, Constitution or no Constitution, this seems like a pretty open-ended deadline.

Monday, May 19, 2025

Reconstruction 2


If you learned American history back when it was still being taught in schools, you probably learned about the era called Reconstruction - the period after the Civil War lasting roughly from 1865 to 1877. It was the period in which the former southern states of the Confederacy were reintegrated into the Union and millions of formerly enslaved people were integrated into the United States as citizens. 

Reconstruction was a period of great social and political turbulence as white southerners chafed at losing the war and their privileged position in society. Because the federal government under President Andrew Johnson dealt leniently with the former Confederate states, requiring only that they abolish slavery, repudiate secession, and pay off Confederate debts, the southern state governments generally had a free hand in managing their affairs. This led to the rise of the Black Codes to maintain white supremacy, the rise of the Ku Klux Klan and the dawn of the Jim Crow era. From there it led to the beginning of the Gilded Age in which wealthy oligarchs lived in splendor while their workers were little more than slaves earning meager wages.

Many of our regional political views, particularly in the south and west, arose and were cemented during Reconstruction - you can read a compelling discussion of how this took place and what the present-day ramifications are in Heather Cox Richardson's masterful book "How the South Won the Civil War." 

In some ways, today's America is much like the nation at the end of the Civil War. The economy is in turmoil, red and blue states fume angrily at each other, a president and his deeply conservative advisors are relentlessly dismantling the government and instituting tax and social policies that advantage wealthy white citizens, and the drumbeat call for the supremacy of states' rights echoes that of the antebellum era. This leads to two obvious questions: 

(1) Will we need a Second Reconstruction once the self-destructive era of Der Furor is over?; and, 

(2) Can it succeed?

As to the first question, my answer is a resounding and obvious yes

Although our economic and social systems had issues that needed to be addressed, the wholesale destruction of great swaths of the federal government has done nothing to address them and has, in fact, wrecked large parts of the federal apparatus that can not be quickly repaired. Here are just a few examples ...

The penetration and compromise of federal computer systems by individuals working for Elon Musk's "Department of Government Efficiency" has utterly compromised critical systems and databases, with no documentation of or accountability for the changes that have been made. 

The scattershot, ever-shifting tariff campaign has left the once-powerful economy lurching along, with businesses unable to plan for the long term, unwilling to make major investments, and wary of hiring staff that may need to be fired later. 

The relentless Republican focus on tax cuts which benefit the most wealthy Americans and tariffs, which are actually a tax on consumers, ignoring the warnings of virtually every competent economist*, will leave the nation in a vast economic hole ... but not until after the 2025 midterm elections and the 2028 presidential election, enabling the Republicans to avoid the anger of the voting public. 

The systematic wrecking of the Department of Health and Human Services and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention by unqualified believers in discredited medical theories has led to a resurgence of deadly diseases long thought to be eradicated or, at least, under control.

Air travel has become more dangerous as a result of the firing not only of air traffic control personnel, but of other critical personnel who maintain the radar and communications networks upon which safe travel depends. 

The weaponization of the Justice Department - long a fever dream of the conservative right - has become reality as Der Furor brings the entire weight of the government against his real and perceived enemies.

The gutting of the National Weather Service and turmoil in the Federal Emergency Management Agency will severely limit storm tracking and warning that have been critical to the saving of lives in hurricanes and tornados, and cripple the integrated response to natural and man-made disasters. 

Can a new Reconstruction succeed? I'd like to think so, but I'm not sure, for several reasons. 

The willy-nilly firing of tens of thousands of trained and experienced federal civil servants not only left agencies understaffed and unable to carry out their duties, but got rid of the experienced personnel who would have trained their replacements. Many agencies will be, quite literally, starting from scratch.

The complete reversal of decades of foreign policy positions has destroyed our credibility on the world stage, and has left other nations uncertain whether they can count on the United States as a reliable ally. 

Trust in the rule of law is gone. Under the present administration, the blatant graft and corruption,  the open use of the justice system to publish opponents of Der Furor, and the wildly revisionist reinterpretation of what had been considered settled law has destroyed the confidence we once had in the old adage that "justice is blind." The United States was once known as a nation of laws, not men. No longer.

In spite of the obvious damage Der Furor and his actions have caused to the nation, he remains popular with nearly half of the population. But what happens when he is no longer on the scene? There is no obvious figure on the right who can command the loyalty of the MAGA crowd and assume the leadership of a movement motivated by a combination of economic anger, political dissatisfaction, religious fervor, nativism, and long-suppressed racial prejudices. The lack of a leader, even one as flawed as Der Furor, will hinder any reconstruction attempts. 

The right-wing information silo represented by Fox News, Newsmaxx, OANN, and the online scrum of far-right podcasters and commentators will continue to rile up a conservative base already convinced that it has been denied its proper role as the true heart of America. They will continue to reject reality in the face of all evidence to the contrary, steadfastly denying it as "fake news" and continuing to rely on "alternative facts" they believe support their beliefs.

The manner in which the government was dismantled and wrecked was the result of a long and detailed planning effort, documented in the infamous Project 2025. The incoming administration moved with lightning speed to swamp the legislature and the judiciary with a blizzard of royal decrees executive orders which, although lacking the full force of law, served to upend the legislative and legal systems and avoid serious review and challenge. Although all or most of these royal decrees executive orders can be rescinded by the next administration, the actions already taken will take years, if not decades, to unravel through the courts and an actually-functioning Legislative Branch, and their negative effects will hamper the business of government for generations. 

The original Reconstruction was headed by Andrew Johnson, a weak president sympathetic to the former Confederacy. The Second Reconstruction, if it can succeed at all, will require a president of uncommon strength of character, backed by a Congress that has regrown its spine, a Judiciary that puts rule of law above politics**, and an American public horrified at the destruction wrought by a man unfit to hold any office of responsibility, much less the presidency of a once-great nation.

Hope for the best, but plan for the worst.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* The term "competent economist" does not apply to any member of the current administration serving in any role governing the economy.

** I don’t know about you, but I find it appalling that news coverage of legal issues finds it necessary to indicate what president appointed a particular judge or justice. 


Sunday, May 18, 2025

Musical Sunday


With the economy in turmoil, children limited to two dolls and five pencils, food prices enforcing a weight loss program, and the cost of automobiles (except Rolls Royces) headed skyward, we all need to rethink how we can make the best of a bad situation ... much as Ray Stevens does in this classic tune ... 


He goes through the lyrics pretty fast, so here they are for you:

Now, I know a man
He's a hard workin' man
He gets up real early, and he goes down town
And about fifteen minutes after he's been gone
There's a big milk truck pulls up on the lawn
And that milkman rushes up to the door
Where that man's wife is waitin' in a kimona
And she plants a big ol' kiss on his cheek and they go inside
And that truck never moves for an hour or two
Well it's none of my business
One day I called him aside and told him what was goin' on
While he was gone
And he said, "Well I guess that's so, but do you know
We're never outta' milk or cottage cheese or yogurt,
Ice cream, or none of them other cowy things"

I guess he's makin' the best of a bad situation
Don't wanta make waves, can't you see
He's just makin' the best of a bad situation
Reckon I'd do the same if it was me

Now I know a man, he's an educated man, he's an alligator wrestler
He jumps right in there and grabs them long green boogers by whatever you grab them long green boogers by
Well, one day he's got a full Nelson on this big alligator
When this other alligator sneaks up and bites his right ear plumb off
Didn't bat an eye just crawled off in the shade and went to sleep
The alligator not the man
Well, it's none of my business
One day I said, "Well, it's sure too bad about that little accident that you had
'Cause now your hat's gonna fall down over your eyes
And you can't ever be gypsy 'cause you don't have no place to wear a gold earring"
He just looked me right straight in the eye and said,
"Huh?"

I guess he's makin' the best of a bad situation
Don't wanna make waves, can't you see
He's just makin' the best of a bad situation
Reckon I'd do the same if it was me

Now I know a lady, she's a mighty fine lady
Got a heart of gold, she wouldn't hurt a fly
She's just tryin' to get by and keep her house in order
But you know that her husband, he worked so hard that he come unglued
He come unwrapped, he just snapped, thinks he's a chicken
That's right, one of them cackling Colonel Sanders' types
He roosts in the bush by the side of the house
Well it's none of my business but one day I said
"Have you ever thought about findin' him a doctor who could make him well"
And she said "Well, I have now and then, but then again
He don't eat much just chicken feed and all that peckin' in the ground don't hurt nothin'
Heaven knows, we can use the eggs"

I guess she's makin' the best of a bad situation
Don't wanna make waves, can't you see
She's just makin' the best of a bad situation
Reckon I'd do the same if it was me

We're all just makin' the best of a bad situation
We're all in this together you and me

Have a good day, enjoy the rest of your weekend, and make the best of the bad situation ... preferably by voting the bums out. 

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, May 17, 2025

Cartoon Saturday


Oh, well, another week of craziness has gone by, and that means it's time once again for Cartoon Saturday. But first, this news ...

In what's been described as a "stunning setback" to Der Furor's radical agenda, hard-right GOP conservatives on the House Budget Committee voted with all Democrats to defeat the "One, Big, Beautiful Bill*;" US officials welcomed 59 white South Africans at Washington Dulles International Airport, greeting them as refugees supposedly fleeing discrimination and racially based violence in their home country; India's foreign minister has denied Der Furor's claim that India has offered to drop all tariffs on goods imported from the United States; MAGA loyalists have joined Democrats in objecting to Der Furor's willingness to accept a Boeing 747 "flying palace" offered by Qatar to replace Air Force One; and in Cambridgeshire, England, the district planning council has ordered a local homeowner to demolish his house after the council learned that the man and his wife were actually living in the building, which had been approved for use as a collection laboratory for stallion semen.

This week, we're back to random cartoons, in honor of the random nature of decision making in Der Furor's administration. At least you can laugh at the cartoons. 

My wife was a little disappointed with the outcome ...


It's a very old cartoon, but it still works. With the way this administration approaches the concept of "justice," I could be in real trouble ...


Lots of wealthy Americans have already figured this out ...


I thought I heard something frightening ...


Only fourteen? ...


It's evidently a problem with the Mar-a-Lago set ...


I wish joining the Foreign Legion was all it took ...


If it works ...


I am SOOO trying this out ...


Uh, oh ...


And that's it for this week's random selection Cartoon Saturday ... I hope you enjoyed it.

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when Musical Sunday returns to help you make the best of a bad situation. See you then.

Bilbo

* The "One, Big, Beautiful Bill" is an example of what Congressional Republicans used to condemn as an "omnibus bill," which combined large numbers of spending bills into one opaque package with unknown and undebated contents.

Friday, May 16, 2025

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for May, 2025


Although it's hard to select a single award winner each period, I can usually pare the list of "worthy" candidates down to ... oh ... between 132 and 956. This time is no exception. I did, though, finally manage to make a selection which is, sadly, a bitter comment on this time in our nation's history.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, with a heavy heart I present the award for

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for May, 2025


to

Homeland Security Secretary
Kristi Noem



Former South Dakota governor and serving DHS Secretary Kristi Noem was previously best known for her book "No Going Back," in which she described shooting her ill-behaved dog, defending the action as a regrettable but necessary part of country life. It was that willingness to be cold-blooded that may have inspired Der Furor to elevate her to her current position, in which she unapologetically carries out heavy-handed, if not illegal and unconstitutional actions against persons believed to be in the country illegally.

Make no mistake: I have no particular sympathy for those who break our laws to come and live here illegally, regardless of their motivation. Likewise, I have no sympathy at all for any member of Congress over the years who has steadfastly refused to update our immigration and asylum laws* to meet the needs of the present, nor do I have any sympathy for the previous administration that ignored a serious problem. But the present deport everyone, ignore the legality and morality, and sort it all out in court approach embodied by Secretary Noem's leadership in unquestioning support of Der Furor's political needs flies in the face of every traditionally American concept of fairness, humanity, and the rule of law.

In several recent incidents**, men claiming to be agents of the Department of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) smashed car windows to drag out and arrest suspected illegal immigrants. In another case, agents raided a house in search of illegal aliens who no longer lived there, instead forcing a US citizen mother and her daughters out of their house and confiscating their phones, computers, and identification without any receipt or information on where their items were taken.

Secretary Noem insists that her agency is going after "the worst of the worst," but it appears more likely that it is going for the lowest of the low-hanging fruit in an attempt to bump up its numbers, using such tactics as arresting persons reporting for immigration interviews, regardless of whether they are the"bad hombres" Der Furor insists are invading the nation. 

Secretary Noem revels in photo ops like those shown above, presenting a cosplay version of the uncompromisingly tough image so beloved of her boss.

And last but not least, Secretary Noem has made a last-minute addition to the Coast Guard*** budget for 2025: $50 million for a new Gulfstream 5 aircraft for her personal use, her existing Gulfstream 5 apparently being too old. I hope it doesn't have any spare parts subject to tariffs.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is our Left-Cheek Ass Clown for May, 2025. 

Have a good day, and be sure to try to look white, Anglo-Saxon, and Christian when Kristi Noem is around ... not that it's a valid defense if her minions are smashing their way into your home or car.

Come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday ... you know you need it.

Bilbo

* You may recall that I have frequently proposed - and routinely updated - a plan to deal with the illegal immigration crisis, and have been offering it to my elected officials since I first published it many years ago.


*** The US Coast Guard, formerly part of the Department of Transportation, was folded into DHS when that agency was created after the 9/11 attacks.

† Old airplanes are a thing. Der Furor has complained about having to fly in a 40-year-old airplane, using it as partial justification for accepting the "flying palace" gifted by the government of Qatar. Poor boy ...