Sunday, July 30, 2023

Poetry Sunday


I tend to be an early riser ... most days I'm up and wide awake no later than 6:00, and usually by 5:00 or so. That's not to say I don't enjoy sleeping in, just that I seem to be biologically unable to do it most of the time. Today's poem speaks to the joys of burrowing in and enjoying just a bit more sleep than usual ...

Weekends, Sleeping In 
by Marjorie Saiser 


No jump-starting the day,
no bare feet slapping the floor
to bath and breakfast.
Dozing instead
in the nest
like, I suppose,
a pair of gophers
underground
in fuzz and wood shavings.
One jostles the other
in closed-eye luxury.
We are at last
perhaps
what we are:
uncombed,
unclothed,
mortal.
Pulse
and breath
and dream.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. Hope you were able to get a few extra winks.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo  

Saturday, July 29, 2023

Cartoon Saturday


Another great week, eh?.

Der Furor scored yet another charm on his indictment bracelet when several new counts were added to the indictment on mishandling of classified information; Congress adjourned for its summer recess without action on funding the government, making a government shutdown likely in the fall; two behavioral science researchers admitted that the data they presented in a study on honesty was fabricated; controversial singer Sinead O'Connor died at the age of 56; and in Lincoln County, Montana, two men settled an argument over priority at a boat landing by the traditional American method of murder-suicide.

This week, let's put together a collection of cartoons about the most widely-admired Swedish export since the fabled Bikini Team ... Ikea.

Only Lego blocks would be worse ...  


Where the UFOs are really from ...


Not quite a self-made man ...


If you've tried to decipher some Ikea instructions, you know how accurate this is ...


Follow instructions carefully ...


All the king's horses and men and a set of Ikea instructions ...


The job test ...


Traditional Swedish workmanship ...


But will his insurance cover that wrench? ...


Ikea chemistry ...


And we come to the end of another month of Cartoon Saturdays - a month when we surely needed the fun. I hope you enjoyed my little attempt to lighten up the otherwise dreary news drumbeat.

Have a good day and a great weekend. Come back tomorrow for Poetry Sunday ... if you wake up in time. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

Friday, July 28, 2023

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for July, 2023


Yes, it's that time again - time to shine the spotlight of dishonor upon yet another deserving ass clown. The job of selection never gets easier, but this time I think the choice is obvious (at least to me). Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the tinfoil and toilet paper crown designating

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for July, 2023


is presented, with flatulent blare of trumpets, to

Representative James Comer (R, KY-1)


In a Republican-dominated House of Representatives focused on revenge for the exposure and prosecution of Der Furor's crimes, it has become vital to muddy the judicial waters and maintain a drumbeat of innuendo and outright lies to deflect attention from the facts that: (1) Der Furor is deep in criminal liability; and (2) the current administration appears to be doing a good job of responding to multiple economic and political crises; and (3) GOP has no rational plans of its own for responding to those multiple economic and political crises. One of the leading cheerleaders of the Republican let's-fling-as-much-crap-as-possible-against-the-wall-and-hope-something-sticks approach to governance is Mr Comer in his role as chair of the House Oversight and Accountability Committee.

Accountability, of course, only works in one direction for Mr Comer and his associates, who turn a blind eye to the documented criminality of the previous administration, ignoring the mountains of available evidence while working relentlessly to undermine the current one.

Mr Comer is a master of appearing on Fox News, looking gravely serious, and making totally evidence-free assertions about the imaginary misdeeds of the Biden Administration. From his lofty, but unworthy perch as committee chair, he need not worry about such things as truth, dignity, honor, and justice ... and he doesn't.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the Left-Cheek Ass Clown for July, 2023, is Kentucky Representative James Comer - a fine partner to other such Kentucky luminaries as Mitch McConnell and  Rand Paul. Poor Kentucky.

Have a good day, and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday - more thoughts then.

Bilbo
 

Sunday, July 23, 2023

Musical Sunday


Last Sunday marked the anniversary of the first successful test (in 1945) of an atomic bomb, memorialized in the film Oppenheimer, now in theaters. More recently than that, Japan has announced it plans to release millions of gallons of radioactive water from the damaged Fukushima nuclear power plant into the Pacific Ocean, leading to fears of a new wave of Godzilla movies. With these things in mind, it seems reasonable to dedicate this week's Musical Sunday to this tune from The Firm ...


Well, at least if you're radiated enough, you may be able to read by your own light.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo
  

Saturday, July 22, 2023

Cartoon Saturday


AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! ...

President Biden has nominated Air Force General Charles Q. Brown to be the next Air Force Chief of Staff, and Admiral Lisa Franchetti to be the first woman Chief of Naval Operations; Judge Aileen Cannon has set May 20, 2024 for the start of Der Furor’s trial on charges of mishandling classified documents; beloved singer Tony Bennett has died at the age of 97; Russia has increased its attacks on Ukrainian grain storage and port facilities, and has threatened to treat any shipping bound for Ukraine as hostile and subject to attack; the “law and order” Republican governor and legislature of Alabama have defied a Supreme Court order by failing to create a second majority black Congressional district in the state; and Russian President Vladimir Putin has claimed that the western area of Poland was a “gift” from then-Soviet dictator Josef Stalin to the Poles, and that his intelligence services should keep an eye on Poland lest it try to invade and occupy the western areas of Ukraine.

Since Mike has the market on tree posts pretty much sewed up every Thursday, I thought I'd go ahead and dedicate a Cartoon Saturday to trees ...

Law and Order: Forest ...  


Avoiding a dendrological faux pas ...


I can relate ...


It was okay until the night the leaves came off after a few drinks ...


Parents of teens will understand this one ...


When trees get irritated ...


The secret is exposed! ...


That's harsh ...


Busted!! ...


It's a prudent precaution ...


And that's a wrap for another Cartoon Saturday - I hope it helped take some of the edge off the week. 

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when Musical Sunday tries to put a song in our collective hearts.

Bilbo

Friday, July 21, 2023

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


Well, Friends, it's time to take our minds off Congressional nonsense by pondering other mysteries of the universe ... like how some nonsense gets past those responsible for making sure that signs, ads, and headlines are correct. Put that safety belt around your brain and let's dive in ...

How much to ride someone else? ...


Well, I guess that's a reasonable request ...


I hear the servers' uniforms are decorated with old lace ...


When you go to a cannibal wedding ...


Send in the clones ... 


Yes, please do ...


And this is different from amateur bathroom tissue how? ...


I think I'll hold out for the professional version ...


I wonder if the sign painter has ever actually seen a rooster ...


I don't even know where to begin with this one ...


And there you go! Another collection of editorial and signage ya-ha's to take your mind off the news. I hope it worked.

Have a good day, and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday - more thoughts then.

Bilbo

Sunday, July 16, 2023

Poetry Sunday


If you're like me, you'll usually forget to do something if you haven't written down a stern reminder to do it ... and then remembered where you wrote it down. This is why the marketing of fancy "to do lists" of various design is so lucrative. I myself have a large collection of stick-on reminders of things I need to do, such as these ...



For those who don't have classy printed reminders of what they need to do, poet Brian Bilston offers his own list in today's poem ...

To Do List
by Brian Bilston

• delay • defer • equivocate
• make some tea • procrastinate
• look at Facebook • stroke the cat
• readjust the thermostat
• dawdle • dither • hem and haw
• fill the kettle • chew my jaw
• write nine words • spin on chair
• play six games of solitaire
• observe the merry, dappled light
dancing on the page of white
• review my words • paper scrunch
• stroke the cat • break for lunch
• prioritise new tasks to shirk
• ponder changing world of work
• look at Facebook • spin on chair
• make a brew • loiter • stare
• reorganise the kitchen drawer
• attempt the crossword • eat coleslaw
• write nine words • cross six out
• stroke the cat • stoke self-doubt
• make tea • stroke cat • Facebook • stare
• coleslaw • chair-spin • solitaire
• stroke tea • make cat • chair-slaw • wallow
• write To Do list for tomorrow

With the exception of the reminders to stroke cats (of which I have none), this could be a standard list for me.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, July 15, 2023

Cartoon Saturday


Who dreams up these weeks, anyhow?

An Italian judge's ruling that groping lasting less than ten seconds does not constitute sexual harassment has resulted in widespread outrage; in a major diplomatic win for President Biden and a bitter (but somehow unsurprising) loss for Russian leader Vladimir Putin, Turkish president Erdogan has decided to support the accession of Sweden to membership in NATOthree large tax preparation firms sent “extraordinarily sensitive” information on tens of millions of taxpayers to Facebook parent company Meta over the course of at least two years, enabling Meta to train its algorithms and to create targeted advertising to its own users and other companies; the Department of Justice announced that it will reverse an earlier decision and no longer shield Der Furor from a defamation lawsuit by New York writer E. Jean Carroll; and in New York (not Florida??), a middle-school principal used Snapchat to try to lure a 16-year-old girl to meet him in a remote location for sex — when police arrested him, he was equipped with condoms, chicken nuggets and a Grimace milkshake from McDonald’s.

With the news being so relentlessly disturbing lately, I thought a few cartoons poking fun at our news media would be a good things this week ...

Admit it - you always wondered what happens in the studio when the cameras go off ...


They're going to need more money and a bigger jar ...


I think these will work in most cases ...


It's what helps me get through the news, too ...


Uh, oh ...


That's how it is most days, isn't it? ...


It's a living ...


That's the top story pretty much every day, isn't it? ...


I guess times don't always change ...


Hell, I'm saying that NOW ...


And that's it for this edition of Cartoon Saturday ... I hope it helped you over the past week's news.

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when Poetry Sunday returns.

Bilbo

Friday, July 14, 2023

The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for July, 2023


Ah, Friends, Dear Readers - we're almost halfway through July, and the sun has risen over new horizons of ass clownery frantically elbowing each other aside like Der Furor at a NATO summit to advance to the leading ranks of stupidity. As always, it's hard to separate the chaff from the rest of the chaff, but sometimes an ass clown goes that extra mile to separate itself from the thundering herd ... and so it is today.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the tinfoil and toilet paper crown designating

The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for July, 2023


is presented to

Moms for Liberty


Moms for Liberty is an antigovernment organization founded in 2021 by a trio of former Florida school board members and dedicated to a crusade against what they consider the “woke indoctrination” of children by advocating for book bans in school libraries and endorsing candidates for public office that align with their deeply conservative views. 

Because our schools are where children learn the democratic values that are the foundation of our government and society, far right activists such as Moms for Liberty have focused on attacking schools at every level, complaining that they brainwash students with “liberal indoctrination.” A Moms for Liberty chapter in Indiana wrote in its first newspaper: “He alone, who OWNS the youth, GAINS the future.”* While this quotation has been used by assorted right-wing groups to describe what they claim liberal groups do**, it is actually attributed to Nazi German dictator Adolf Hitler ... who, himself, organized a wide spectrum of political indoctrination groups for children of all ages.

The group advocates banning books that refer to any aspect of modern democracy they find objectionable, focusing on those with LGBTQ+ content, support of minority rights, or which present a warts-and-all view of American history. They oppose the teaching of critical race theory in elementary and high schools (where it isn't taught, anyhow), and have forged links with other far-right extremist groups such as the Proud Boys and the Three-Percenters.

The Republican Party seems to view pandering to Moms for Liberty as a way to appeal to the so-called “suburban women” vote, as illustrated by the appearance of five GOP presidential candidates, including Der Furor, at their convention in Philadelphia.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the Right-Cheek Ass Clown award for July, 2023, is presented to the ill-named group "Moms for Liberty" ... recognized as a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center and as a threat to education through the banning or suppression of books by PEN America. 


Our children deserve better.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow, when Cartoon Saturday returns.

Bilbo

* The group later apologized and updated the newsletter to give context to the Hitler quote ... while leaving their interpretation of its meaning clear.

** Projection, anyone?

Wednesday, July 12, 2023

Suggestions for Supreme Court Reform


If you are one of those people who holds quaint ideas that are no longer in fashion ... like, say, equal justice under law ... you've probably been incensed by the sudden rightward lurch of the Supreme Court and the shamelessly unethical behavior of some of the sitting justices. The questionably ethical acts of some of the justices, the fact that their lifetime appointments essentially place them above the law they oversee and interpret, the twisted reasoning behind some of their recent decisions, and their wholesale jettisoning of the doctrine of stare decisis has led to a crisis in the public's perception of a thoughtful and even-handed Supreme Court. This has, in turn, led to calls for changes to the structure and membership of the court*, and the imposition of detailed ethics requirements for the sitting justices. 

In April of 2021, President Biden chartered a bipartisan Presidential Commission on the Supreme Court of the United States (hereafter, "SCOTUS Study") to study the structure and function of the Supreme Court and make recommendations for changes that might be needed. The Commission issued its 294-page report in December of 2021 - a lengthy and well-argued document that provided excellent historical analysis and laid out numerous proposals for change along with their pros and cons ... but did not make any specific recommendations that might serve as starting points for action.

Because of the resounding positive response to my Immigration Reform Plan**, I've decided to go ahead and present

Bilbo's Initial Suggestions***
for
Reorganization and Improvement
of the
Supreme Court

1. Increase the size of the court from nine to 13, making the number of sitting justices equal to the number of US Federal District Courts. This would spread out the work of the Supreme Court among more justices, allowing them, when necessary, to take more cases and providing more time for consideration of cases and development of good rulings.

2. Apply the same ethics rules to Supreme Court justices that apply to all other federal judges. This is a complete and utter no-brainer, and can be imposed by Congress at any time. How anyone can possibly argue against this is beyond my imagination.

3. Eliminate lifetime appointments by establishing terms of service which are long enough to insulate individual justices from threat of removal other than for cause. This may be difficult to achieve without a Constitutional amendment, as the Constitution (Article III, Section 1) says that Supreme Court justices "shall hold their Offices during good Behaviour," which essentially means "for life, unless you do something so outrageously, blatantly, and offensively illegal that even the GOP couldn't stand the stench." I don't think this necessarily precludes term limits, because justices could still serve "during good behavior," but the terms would have to be long enough to satisfy those who believe that lifetime tenure insulates the justices from changes in the national political situation†. I suggest sixteen years, or the equivalent of four presidential terms; the SCOTUS Study suggested twelve- or eighteen-year terms. Justices who rotate out of the Supreme Court need not retire, but could be reassigned to vacant positions on other courts.

4. Stagger the terms of justices so that no more than two would be replaced by normal rotation in any single presidential term. This would help prevent presidents from stacking the court with ideologues, as happened under Der Furor.

5. Assign each case to a panel of seven justices randomly-assigned from the 13-justice bench. This will help prevent a single political or philosophical block from dominating all decisions, and the uneven number of justices would prevent tied decisions. The larger number of available justices in a 13-member court would also allow easier replacement of justices who must recuse themselves from cases to which they are assigned.

Those are my initial suggestions. None of them are new or original, but I think that, taken together, they are the ones that make the most sense. Of my five suggestions, only one - the ethics rules - can be done right now, and it should. Congress should seriously take up this issue, but as long as we have a divided Congress in which a noisily belligerent and authoritarian GOP wields outsized influence and would go all-out to protect its deeply conservative majority on the Supreme Court, there's no hope for change unless the Democrats regain control of both chambers.


Elections have consequences. We need to ensure that a Supreme Court that has - for the first time in history - taken freedoms away from us rather than protecting them is brought back to some semblance of fairness in the ideal of "equal justice under law." Think about this when you vote in this fall's general election, and especially when you vote for president next year.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo 

* The Constitution does not mandate the size of the Supreme Court or the qualifications of its members, leaving that task up to Congress. Don't hold your breath waiting for Congress to take any action.

** Among readers of this blog, anyhow.

*** I was going to call it a "Plan," but I haven't worked out in my mind how it would be implemented ... thus, I'll just call it "Suggestions."

† We already know how well that has worked out for the nation, don't we?


Monday, July 10, 2023

Paying to Be Well-Informed


I had an interesting discussion with my daughter the other day in which she rhetorically wondered why, at a time when misinformation, disinformation, and downright truth-free craziness threaten the very foundations of our civil society, we make the best and most informative current information and analysis available only to those able and willing to pay for it.

I hadn't thought about that before, but it's true. To read everything at a major newspaper like The Washington Post or The New York Times*, you need to buy a print copy each day or subscribe to either home delivery or an online version hidden behind a paywall**. Thorough and thoughtful news and analysis magazines like The Atlantic, Rolling Stone, Foreign Policy, and Mother Jones all require a subscription after a small number of articles have been read. There are a great many excellent blogs (on Substack, in particular) being written by smart people (such as Letters from an American, by historian Heather Cox Richardson***), but most require readers to pay a modest subscription price (usually around $5-10/month or more) for full access. And if you subscribe to anything in a digital format, you need to have a  connection to an ISP that allows you access to the Internet ... which costs money.


Hmmm. I suggested to my daughter that people had some alternatives that didn't require the outlay of cash, such as using free Internet access or newspaper and magazine subscriptions available at local libraries. But she reminded me that many libraries are now underfunded by local governments looking to save money on "frills," and that many people working long hours or multiple jobs find it hard to make the time to visit a library, anyhow.

She's got a point - at a time when it pays to be well-informed, most of us have to pay to be well-informed.

Perhaps this helps explain why many voters tend to support political candidates and parties whose policies actually work contrary to their interests, but whose bumper-sticker messages - bereft of context, background, and analysis - sound good. If those voters had access to in-depth information and analysis - not just the thirty-seconds-crammed-between-commercials bits they see on television or hear on the radio - they would be better informed and might make more rational decisions.

It's a problem. What do we do about it?

We have seen previous attempts by the government to provide accurate information crash on the rocks of political outrage, as happened last week when a federal judge (appointed by Der Furor, as it happens) issued an order preventing government agencies (with few exceptions) from contacting social media companies ... ostensibly because the big, bad liberal government had coerced those agencies into censoring conservative points of view concerning the appropriate response to the Covid-19 crisis†. People getting their information only from outlets like Fox, OANN, and Newsmax were thrilled, but lacked any deeper context or understanding of the issues that led to the ban ... and are likely to view future public health information that could save their lives with politically-induced skepticism.

From an economic standpoint, providing accurate information ... or anything else, for that matter ... for free in a capitalist market economy is a horror beyond all imagining for those who worship at the festooned altar of short-term profit and ever-increasing quarterly earnings. As long as there is a cost involved in the production of some good or service (like accurately-reported and contextually valid news), or the perception that a profit can be made from it, it will never be presented unless it can be monetized.

There's also no solution to the problem from a political standpoint, because there is too much political hay to be made from false information, or accurate information presented out of context, to push a political point to a credulous audience. And political parties - especially the GOP - rely for their appeal on the fact that their adherents either can't or don't want to spend the time and effort to become better informed.

And there's no solution to the problem from the standpoint of the individual citizen, because thinking is hard, and it's a lot easier to just accept what you're told and not bother with the hassle of finding ways to see whether what you're being told is accurate.

So ...

There's really no short-term solution to the problem of accurate information coming only at a cost. It's up to the individual to decide whether, or how much, to invest in being well-informed. Libraries are probably the best stopgap measure but, as my daughter has astutely observed, they don't work if people aren't able to use them.

Oh, well ... I guess we're on our own.

Have a good day. Stay well-informed, no matter how you have to do it ... it's more important today than ever.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* To both of which I subscribe.

** There's a third option, which is to read the printed paper which some restaurants post above the urinals in their men's restrooms, but you still have to pay to dine there, anyhow.

*** Very readable and informative, and well-worth $5/month.

† Who knows how many lives might have been saved if we'd been allowed to drink bleach, take horse dewormers, or let UV lights shine into our bodies?