Friday, March 31, 2023

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


Last batch of the month, this time featuring food-related weirdness ...

Courtesy of my friend Birgitta; I wonder if the "stale" ham salad is cheaper ...  


Well, it would clean up that pile ...


It probably goes well with the cat poop coffee ...


Things ...


That's a low price for quality intimidation ...


Maple Blueberry Beef Patties. Uh, pass the boneless chicken things, please ...


Just the thing for that x-rated brunch ...


Well, yes, if you eat too much of them ...


Is it just me, or is this sign a little fishy? ...


You wouldn't want any of those half walnut halves now, would you? ...


And that's it for March! Have a good day and be sure to come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday - more thoughts then. 

Bilbo

Thursday, March 30, 2023

Spam, or Not Spam? That Is the Question ...


Mike's post last Monday about disappearing comments on his blog, and their mysterious migration to spam, led me to go back and check my own comment history. Behold! There were 638 comments in my  "awaiting moderation" file on Blogger, many of which were, indeed, spam, but many of which I also remembered reading before they were somehow algorithmed away into the potentially-naughty dungeon.

WTH, over?

I spent some quality time working my way down the list (still not done as of this writing), approving most of the comments and deleting those which were actual spam. I'll not repeat the comments that Mike made in his post, but it occurred to me that spam comments seem to come in topical waves.  

There was a period in mid-2020 of multiple ads for "Ugg" boots, several spasms (no pun intended) of Viagra ads between 2018 and 2021, a series of ads for office furniture (?) in 2016, and repeated rounds of phishing for personal info (such as "I really like your blog, click here to read mine" and "Please send your contact information so I can share ideas with you") over many years. There are also periodic bursts of ads for whatever  wonder drug of the moment I should ask my doctor about.

Occasionally, the spam matches the topic of the post, leading me to suspect bots trolling for potential places to insert ads: just this morning, up popped a comment on a post from May of 2014 that dealt with the most widely spoken languages (other than English and Spanish) in each state ... the comment advertised private English tutors in Saudi Arabia. I doubt that many Saudis read my blog, but in case they ever do, they'll know where to find help with their English.

I've received relatively few crude comments of the "Pauline Hickey" sort that Mike has gotten ... I was getting them for a while, but they eventually ... uh ... petered out. 

And I have, of course, gotten the occasional broadside from people who consider me an America-hating, ratbastard commie socialist libtard who needs to go back where I came from (that would be Pittsburgh, I guess) when I express some objectionable bit of rational commentary. I just consider the source and move on.


Has anyone else noticed trends or cycles in spam comments? How about targeting of advertising comments that tie to your posts? Leave a comment ... I'm curious to know if it's just me conjuring up another conspiracy theory, or if it's a real thing.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming. 

Bilbo

Tuesday, March 28, 2023

Privilege, Luck, and Woke


One of the things I think about every day is how fortunate I am.

I was born into a large and loving family during the last generation in which parents could reasonably expect their children to enjoy better lives than they did ... my parents lived through the Great Depression and World War II, which helped to set their level of expectation for the world they'd leave to me and my siblings.  

I'm Caucasian by race, and claim no added hyphenations of ancestry or descent. I'm male. I grew up in a solidly middle-class family, lived in a nice suburban neighborhood, went to a parochial grade school and a good public high school, earned a bachelors degree in Linguistics thanks to my parents and the US Air Force*, served a 23-year military career which included travel and actual adventure, transitioned to a good-paying job with a military contractor after retirement, and finally retired for good in 2015**. I married twice, have three fine, successful children, and six wonderful grandchildren. Despite the ups and downs and shenanigans of the economy, we saved enough money to, along with my military retirement and Social Security, own*** a nice home and live pleasant lives in a safe and peaceful neighborhood.

Yes, I've been very lucky. Of course, I worked hard along the way, but I will never underestimate the fundamental advantages I've had through my life: good parents, a stable home, the "right" race, a good education, and lucky breaks at the right times. 

In today's parlance, I've enjoyed a healthy degree of privilege. I grew up in the United States of America at the zenith of its power and influence. I have not had to overcome any burdens imposed by socioeconomic class, race, or religion. At many points in my life, I've excelled not necessarily because I was the best or smartest guy available, but because I happened to be in the right place at the right time when opportunity knocked.

I acknowledge the boost that unasked-for, but available privilege and her cousin, luck, gave me throughout my life and career. Without them, I may not have achieved what I have or enjoyed the comfortable life that I do.

This willingness to acknowledge my advantages vis-a-vis others leads me humbly to embrace the adjective woke. Woke isn't some awful impulse to deny the greatness of my country or disparage its history ... it's an acknowledgement that our history has both good and bad elements, and that the "blessings of liberty" called out in the preamble to the Constitution have not always been equally distributed and enjoyed. As one of the characters in Margaret Atwood's brilliant novel The Handmaid's Tale commented, “Better never means better for everyone. It always means worse for some.”

Woke, though, has been appropriated by the conservative right as a derisive term implying a disgust on the part of the hated "libs" for all things American. If you are woke, the right claims, you hate your country and are willing to do anything to demean it ... everything bad that happens (hurricanes, bank failures, election losses, acne, etc) happens because of an excess of woke. Like its cousin antifa, it provides a handy bumper-sticker boogeyman for those whose actual knowledge of American history and politics is minimal, and whose level of empathy and human kindness barely move the needle on the measuring gauge.


I would never claim to be a paragon of righteousness. There are people of all races, colors, creeds, and political leanings that I don't like****. But I think I'm righteous enough to understand that I am ... or, at least, that I try to be ... woke in the real sense of the word.

I hope that you can be, too.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* I may have been one of the last officer candidates who could get a two-year ROTC scholarship without a major in engineering or hard sciences.

** I think ... it's gotten hard to keep track!

*** As long as we keep up the payments.

**** Led by Der Furor, whom I utterly despise.

Sunday, March 26, 2023

Musical Sunday


On Wednesday of this past week we celebrated the birthday of noted composer Andrew Lloyd Weber, whose musicals include such beloved hits as "Cats," "Jesus Christ, Superstar," and "Evita," among many others. For this week's Musical Sunday, we dip into another Weber musical for one of my all-time favorite songs ... from "The Phantom of the Opera," the classic song "The Music of the Night," performed by Gerard Butler in the 2004 movie version.


I have always found this song to be a near-perfect fusion of music and lyrics, the melody haunting and the lyrics profoundly beautiful and unsettling. This part, in particular, applies to the behavior of all too many people today ...

Close your eyes for your eyes will only tell the truth
And the truth isn't what you want to see
In the dark it is easy to pretend
That the truth is what it ought to be


But enough about politics ... just enjoy the music.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, March 25, 2023

Cartoon Saturday


I've been busy ... did anybody get arrested this week?

As a result of companies barring use of their drugs for lethal injections, several states are considering bringing back the firing squad for prisoners condemned to death, a method of execution considered more reliably and quickly fatal and - bonus! - appealing to Second Amendment zealots; King Charles III has postponed his state visit to France in the wake of widespread protests over changes to French pension laws; in yet another display of appalling behavior, Der Furor struck out on social media at Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg by publishing a photo of Bragg next to a photo of Der Furor brandishing a baseball bat; the parents of a teenager who murdered four students at a Michigan high school can face trial for involuntary manslaughter in an unusual case of parents bearing criminal responsibility for the acts of a child; and a disgruntled British Airways customer has demanded her money back after a fellow passenger died on board her Jamaica-to-London flight last December, delaying the flight, disrupting the beverage service, and causing her "extreme trauma."

This week, in honor of the birthday this past week of mime extraordinaire Marcel Marceau*, here's a collection of cartoons about everybody's most annoying street performers ...

Well, he would, wouldn't he? ...  


I suppose that would work ...


Good grief, they're everywhere! ...


Whatever works ...


There are no short-cuts on the road to mastery of one's calling ...


Yes, I can see how it might be difficult ... 


The title is actually "Republican Member of Congress Takes the Fifth" ...


That's a tough couple to work with ...


You've gotta feel sorry for the parrots ...


Some parts of the historical record are too embarrassing to be remembered ...


And so we make a quiet end to a noisy and stressful week ... I hope the cartoons diverted you from the ongoing agony of having to listen to Der Furor and his apologists.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when Musical Sunday returns with a salute to Andrew Lloyd Weber.

Bilbo

* You may recall that the single word actually spoken aloud in Mel Brooks' film "Silent Movie" was spoken by Marcel Marceau ... when asked if he would take a role in the titular movie, he replied "No!" Classic!

Friday, March 24, 2023

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for March, 2023


It's a good thing I'm already in pain from my knee replacement this past week ... it has overshadowed much of the pain I'm feeling at the GOP multiple-ring circus raging around the potential indictment of Der Furor by Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. If nothing else, it has shone a powerful spotlight on the degree of hypocrisy demonstrated by House Republicans in their efforts to muddy the judicial waters and protect - to an unconstitutionally-unprecedented level - Der Furor from legal peril of his own making.

No question about it this time. Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the award for

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for March, 2023


is presented jointly to

Representative Jim Jordan (R, OH-4)
Chair, House Judiciary Committee


Representative James Comer (R, TN-1)
Chair, House Oversight and Accountability Committee


and

Representative Bryan Steil (R, WI-1)
Chair, House Administration Committee


These three House committee chairs, who have no power or authority over state or local level justice or law enforcement agencies, sent a letter to Manhattan DA Bragg criticizing his investigation as an “unprecedented abuse of prosecutorial authority,” even though there has been no announcement of any charges. Their letter, and their public statements (and those of other prominent Republicans, including House Speaker Kevin McCarthy) represent an unheard-of use of federal power to interfere in a local criminal investigation. It is, in fact, hypocritical in the extreme that Mr Jordan*, who also chairs the ludicrous "Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government" is, in fact, weaponizing the Federal Government in an attempt to shield Der Furor from prosecution for crimes he is alleged to have committed. Equally galling is that Congressional Republicans have closed their eyes to the true "weaponization" of the justice system represented by the "lock her up!" chants led by Der Furor at his rallies, and Der Furor's shameless bragging to the Russian ambassador (in the Oval Office, no less) that he had fired his "nut-job" FBI director James Comey to relieve the pressure of the growing investigation into his campaign's ties to Russia. It should be noted that the Manhattan District Attorney's General Counsel, Leslie Dubek, sent a blistering response to the three Republicans, stating in part that

"Your letter dated March 20, 2023 (the "Letter"), in contrast, is an unprecedent (sic) inquiry into a pending local prosecution. The Letter only came after Donald Trump created a false expectation that he would be arrested the next day and his lawyers reportedly urged you to intervene. Neither fact is a legitimate basis for congressional inquiry."

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the Left-Cheek Ass Clown designation for March, 2023, is awarded jointly to three of the most shameless abusers of Congressional power in recent memory, who have joined to hypocritically wield their power to interfere in the administration of justice in favor of their orange demigod. They deserve the condemnation of all good people interested in the dispassionate rule of law.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow, when Cartoon Saturday returns.

Bilbo

* Himself a two-time Ass Clown awardee: December, 2019 Right-Cheek, and July, 2022 Left-Cheek.

Sunday, March 19, 2023

Poetry Sunday


Spring is slowly drawing near, and with it my urge to get back out and get myself dirty in my garden. Some green has already arrived, as my chives are zooming up quickly, eager to take part in a nice breakfast omelet, as today's poem by David Budbill suggests ...

The First Green of Spring 
by David Budbill 

Out walking in the swamp picking cowslip, marsh marigold,
this sweet first green of spring. Now sautéed in a pan melting
to a deeper green than ever they were alive, this green, this life,
harbinger of things to come. Now we sit at the table munching
on this message from the dawn which says we and the world
are alive again today, and this is the world’s birthday. And
even though we know we are growing old, we are dying, we
will never be young again, we also know we’re still right here
now, today, and, my oh my! don’t these greens taste good.


Spring always tastes good. And freshly-turned earth smells good, and blossoming plants look good, and nature sounds good as the birds return to sing the praises of warmer weather. And, of course, we are able once again to touch each other without multiple intervening layers of heavy coats. What's not to love about spring?


Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, March 18, 2023

Cartoon Saturday


This week, because I'm grouchy and not fully mobile after my knee replacement surgery, I prepared this post in advance ... therefore, we're dispensing with the usual lead-in of discouraging news stories and getting right to the cartoons ... this week, another no-theme collection to thin out my bulging files ...

Well, this is how it ought to be, right? ...


How things might have started ...


I'm quite sure this is how (and where) contracts ... and most laws ... are made ...


That's probably why we haven't been contacted by any aliens yet ...


How medieval porch pirates were thwarted ...


"AOC created Covid while wearing a hijab" ...


Second Amendment bedtime story ...


It's an understandable mistake ... everyone else was howling about it ...


At an NRA wedding ...


A common meeting ...


Ah, for the good old days ...


And that's it for this week's Cartoon Saturday ... I hope you enjoyed it.

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when we celebrate the coming of Spring with Poetry Sunday ... see you then.

Bilbo

Friday, March 17, 2023

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


Here we go again ...

Be sure to sit in the correct chair ...


Don't piss off a goat milker ...


It's not the marinade I'd have chosen, but if you want to support the fossil fuel industry, I guess it's an option ...


Only in America ...


I'd check the lunch contractor first ...


Because you know you need non-constipating thong sandals ...


Well, I suppose that's reasonable ...


Today's prize for the best headline ...


This sign was photographed in a church basement. Somewhere, someone is shouting "halleluja!" ...


Or if you're in Florida, you could just vote for Ron DeSantis ...


And that's it for this weeks collection of prize editorial and signage ya-ha's. Don't forget to keep on the lookout for your own examples, and send 'em to ol' Bilbo!

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow, when Cartoon Saturday returns.

Bilbo

Sunday, March 12, 2023

Musical Sunday


This past Thursday we celebrated the debut of the Barbie doll at the 1959 American International Toy Fair in New York City. The Barbie doll, and its numerous spin-offs and accessories remains popular today, especially with the teenaged boys who develop unrealistic expectations of the typical female superstructure from close study of their sisters' dolls. A live-action Barbie movie is coming this year, starring Margot Robbie as the titular (don't snicker) doll, and Barbie was the star of this great 2015 video from Postmodern Jukebox, starring Morgan James on vocals ...


Ah, ah, ah, indeed.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo


Saturday, March 11, 2023

Cartoon Saturday


Here's your weekly reminder of why the DUMBCON is at level 1 and the Gohmert-Greene Stupidity Scale allows for scores beyond 3,000,000 gags ...

Jenna Ellis, a former attorney for Der Furor’s reelection campaign and a prominent conservative media figure, has been censured by Colorado legal officials after admitting she made repeated false statements about the 2020 presidential election; Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell remains hospitalized after he suffered a concussion in a fall at a Washington, DC, hotel; at least nine people were killed in Ukraine after Russia launched a barrage of missiles, including powerful hypersonic missiles impervious to defenses, at civilian residences and infrastructure targets; the Department of Justice released a 90-page report detailing a pattern of civil rights violations, unlawful searches, and discrimination against Black people and people with disabilities by the Louisville, Kentucky, police department; and in Germany, women wishing to swim topless at city pools may now do so, after the state government agreed that requiring women, but not men, to cover their torsos while swimming in public pools was discriminatory.

And speaking of exercise, here's a collection of cartoons about sports and fitness ...

Ouch ...


That's what my doctor told me, too ...


Honesty is the best policy, even when it's embarrassing ...


Treadmills for tightrope walkers ...


When farmers get the idea for a side hustle ...


Agnes always helps me practice for this event, at which I would surely get a Gold Medal ...


I wonder if they have trouble getting parts ...


Treadmills for lumberjacks ...


I want to know if he finds one ...


If home exercise equipment was rated the way it's usually used after the first month ...


And that's it for another Cartoon Saturday ... perhaps it inspired you to exercise more. Or not. Whatever.

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow when Musical Sunday salutes Barbie ... be here!

Bilbo