Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Whose Representative?


Here's an interesting question, Dear Readers: who does your Senator or Representative actually represent?

In the American version of representative democracy as laid out in the Constitution (as amended), each eligible citizen gets to cast a single vote for his or her national-level elected officials - the President/Vice President (it's a package), two Senators, and a single Representative - and we expect each of these officials to represent all of their constituents, not just those who voted for them.

But is that how it really works? There are plenty of examples to demonstrate that it doesn't. 

The most immediate and pressing example deals with the subject of "gun control" (to use a loaded and not-totally-accurate term). Each time the country suffers a mass murder by a murderer using a firearm (which virtually all of them do), there is a sudden burst of outrage over how can this happen here and what can we do about it?. Makeshift memorials spring up and are removed after a few days, the media reports in nauseating detail about the lives lost (particularly if children are involved), and everyone soon moves on to Ukraine, monkey pox, the economy, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp, or the next topic du jour. According to a survey conducted between 2008 and 2017 by the Gallup Poll, the nationwide sadness and anger engendered by a mass murder lasts - on average - four days before it fades into the background and we move on*. This means, of course, that the window of opportunity to take effective action while tragedy is still fresh is, in policy terms, quite short and conducive to stonewalling.**

Which brings us back to my original question: who do your Senators and your Representative actually represent?

In theory, of course, they represent you, the voting citizen. But you're not the only citizen who votes, and a lot of the other voters don't agree with you. So whose position does your Senator or Representative support?

The answer is, to me, twofold: (1) the loudest and best-organized group of voters; and, (2) the views and desires of those who are the biggest financial contributors to their campaigns ... and Number Two*** is probably the leading answer.

Ever since the Supreme Court decided (in Citizens United v Federal Election Commission) that financial contributions to political campaigns equate to free speech, and as such can not be regulated by the federal government, your voice has been drowned out by the unending whine of the banknote counter. What this meant is that the larger the monetary contribution to a particular candidate or party, the louder the voice that candidate or party is hearing, and the more likely it is that the views and desires of that contributor will be heard and acted upon. If you, Dear Reader, are an average low-to-middle income person like me, you probably won't be contributing millions of dollars to ensure the election of Senators and Representatives who support your modest desires: things like affordable health care and medicines, safe products, wholesome food, safe streets, and the like. The interests - which are not likely to be the same as yours - of those who can make those huge contributions will always trump yours.


Number One is also accurate, which is why a strongly-organized and focused political group will also wield outsized influence over an elected official. The single letter you write or phone call you make to your Senators or your Representative may be eloquent and soundly reasoned, but it will be swamped by the vast letter-writing, e-mail, and telephone scare campaigns organized by passionate and well-organized parties†† and special interest groups†††.

So, do you give up? Do you accept that your vote will always be lost amid the flood of special interests and their money?

No!

I know from personal experience that direct contact by letter or phone with my elected representatives gets noticed. But you have to be smart about it.

Don't just write a letter and grouse about something you don't like. Worse, don't send a form letter or e-mail provided by your party or group. Any moron can do that. Instead, write a letter, grouse about what you don't like, and then offer reasonable suggestions for what you want them to do.

Follow up. I almost always get a written reply to letters, even if they are boilerplate and don't always directly address my points ("hey, aide, send the #4 letter to Bilbo.") If you agree with their response, write back and say so. If you don't, write back or call and ask why they can't support your position. A while back, an assistant from my Representative's staff actually called tell me that Mr Beyer had received my letter advocating 100% tax deductibility for medical expenses and supported increasing the allowable deduction, but couldn't support 100%. She asked me to call back to discuss my ideas. They listened to me, a cranky old retired fart with no political power, money, or influence.

Our democracy is in danger from many directions - the flood of unrestricted money used to purchase power and influence, the desire in some quarters for a strongly authoritarian leader, a lack of reasonable civic education and engagement, the desire to impose particular religious ideas and standards, and a my-way-or-the-highway approach to solving problems. For better or for worse, your Senators and your Representative are the focal point for your voice. Let them know how you feel.

And, above all, VOTE in November. The stakes are high. If you think things are bad now, imagine hard-core conservative control of Congress and the judiciary.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* The level of sadness and anger remain higher in the immediate locale where the murders took place, but it fades out, too. It just takes a little longer because the impact is felt more personally.

** Can you imagine Congress taking action on anything in just four days?

*** I think "number two" is semantically appropriate for a lot of political discussion.

† Sorry.

†† Say what you will about the GOP (and I have), they're laser focused on simple, direct, bumper-sticker level ideas devoid of nuance ... guns are good, white majority interests are being undermined by evil outsiders, Democrats spend your money frivolously, abortion is bad, etc. On the other hand, as Will Rogers once pointedly commented, "I do not belong to any organized political party ... I'm a Democrat."

††† Think "NRA," "AARP," the AMA, Big Oil, Big Pharma, religious groups, etc.

Sunday, May 29, 2022

Poetry Sunday


I make a whole lot of to-do lists. Sometimes, I even finish a few of the items on them ...

To Do List
By Brian Bilston

• delay • defer • equivocate
• make some tea • procrastinate
• look at Facebook • stroke the cat
• readjust the thermostat
• dawdle • dither • hem and haw
• fill the kettle • chew my jaw
• write nine words • spin on chair
• play six games of solitaire
• observe the merry, dappled light
dancing on the page of white
• review my words • paper scrunch
• stroke the cat • break for lunch
• prioritise new tasks to shirk
• ponder changing world of work
• look at Facebook • spin on chair
• make a brew • loiter • stare
• reorganise the kitchen drawer
• attempt the crossword • eat coleslaw
• write nine words • cross six out
• stroke the cat • stoke self-doubt
• make tea • stroke cat • Facebook • stare
• coleslaw • chair-spin • solitaire
• stroke tea • make cat • chair-slaw • wallow
• write To Do list for tomorrow

I'll bet this is how most of you approach your to-do lists as well, Dear Readers.



Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, May 28, 2022

Cartoon Saturday


I don't know about you, but I'm certainly ready to see the backside of this miserable month ...

Twenty-one people - nineteen children and two adult teachers - were murdered at the Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas, in the latest mass murder by gunfire in this deadly year; in England, actor Kevin Spacey is to be charged with sexual assault against three men; the Justice Department is closing its review of two former FBI agents who botched the investigation into Larry Nassar, the doctor who sexually assaulted dozens of girls and women, including some of the nation's most prominent gymnasts, without bringing any charges; according to the government of North Korea, only 69 persons have died in its ongoing coronavirus outbreak - a questionable fatality rate of 0.002% - far better than that of nations with much better medical care; and Antonio Sherrodd McGarity, a Southwest Airlines passenger accused of masturbating four times on a flight from Seattle to Phoenix, was convicted of lewd, indecent, or obscene acts while on an aircraft and sentenced to 48 days in prison and one year of probation ... apparently his seat back and tray table were not the only things in the upright and locked position at an inappropriate time.

Last week, we featured cartoons about gods and religion. This week, let's look at devils and hell ...

Well, THAT'S the truth ...  


No way I'd go with door number 3 ...


Remember the final scene from the movie "Beetlejuice" ? ...


Truth! ...


I guess there'd be hell to pay in any case, but still ...


I have a feeling Lenny was a very hard core MAGA type ...


There needs to be a newer, deeper level of hell for that fellow ...


He's covered all the bases ...


Ahhhh ... that explains the style, but the color should have had more red in the orange ...


Now that's one serious eternal punishment ...


Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when Poetry Sunday returns.

Bilbo


Friday, May 27, 2022

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


Last collection for the month of May ...

I guess that would do it ...


I hate to make comments about the physical appearance of other people's children, but I think this girl is really ugly ...


No further comment ...


Now, why on earth would you have a toilet in the kitchen? I've heard of Pittsburgh toilets, but this one is something else ...


It's a pretty good reason ...


Uh, yes ...


I'd suggest they look in Congress, but no one there is successful and interesting ...


Which one? ...


Hey, whatever works ...


Hmmm ... I wonder how it managed to get lost there ...


Have a good day, and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday ... you know you want to!

More thoughts then.

Bilbo

Sunday, May 22, 2022

Musical Sunday


The way the world is going now, is it any wonder? ...


Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, May 21, 2022

Cartoon Saturday


Oh, for Pete's sake ...

Der Furor has paid a $110 thousand contempt of court fine imposed by a New York judge after he (Der Furor, that is) failed to produce documents in response to a subpoena issued by the New York state Attorney General; celebrity doctor Mehmet Oz and former hedge fund CEO David McCormick are preparing for a runoff election after finishing in a near dead heat in the Pennsylvania primary elections this past Tuesday; as if we didn't have enough to worry about, cases of infectious monkeypox are being investigated in the US, as well as in several European countries, Canada, and Australia ... with all the monkey business going on in the GOP, there are fears of a serious outbreak among Republicans; Taliban authorities in Afghanistan have ordered female news anchors to cover their faces while on television; and in Finland, a small brewery has launched a NATO-themed beer to mark the country’s bid to join the military alliance ... the brew is called "OTAN," which is a pun on the Finnish expression “Otan olutta,” which means “I’ll have a beer,” and the French abbreviation for NATO, which is “OTAN.”

This week, since hard-core conservatives are trying hard to impose their religious beliefs on the entire population, I thought a few cartoons featuring religion and The Almighty would be appropriate ...

You'd think God could get any domain he/she wanted ...  


It rather depends on which side you're on, doesn't it? ...


At least they give you a warning ...


God tries the Microsoft approach to problem solving ...


He must be a Labrador Redeemer ...


Food truck in the Garden ...


I think that sounds truer every day ...


You'd think an almighty and omnipotent deity would have more to worry about ...


Yeah, marketing ...


Where you can stretch your muscles as well as your credulity ...


Have a good day and a great weekend ... more thoughts tomorrow, when Musical Sunday returns.

Bilbo

Friday, May 20, 2022

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for May, 2022


It's time once again to heap dishonor upon a worthy ass clown. As always, the competition for this dishonor was intense and I had a difficult time sorting through the long list of unworthies, but I finally managed to decide.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, designation as

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for May, 2022


is presented to

Representative Elise Stefanik (R, NY-21)


Representative Stefanik, the third-ranking House Republican and chair of the House Republican Conference since 2021, has been noted for her extreme rightward shift and embrace of bizarre conspiracy theories. She made a real, if unfortunate, name for herself this past week when she published the following tweet (view in her Twitter feed here):

Consider for a moment the utter lack of class, dignity, and decorum of a sitting member of Congress accusing the President and members of the opposing political party of being "pedophile grifters" ... a term directly out of the fevered minds of those who gleefully swim in the Q-Anon sewer. Even at a time when one has come to expect childish and immature behavior from many members of Congress, Ms Stefanik's tweet hit rock bottom of the decorum hole and kept on digging.

Predictably, once the backlash over her tweet began, Ms Stefanik accused her critics of deliberately misinterpreting her words, and her communications director tried to divert attention by claiming she was referring to members of the anti-Trump Lincoln Project who are "protect(ing) known pedophiles who preyed on minors."*

And for all that she accused the President and the Democrats of having no plan to address the nationwide shortage of baby formula, she failed to note that while immigration detention centers do have supplies of baby formula for the babies of undocumented migrants, they are required by a law in place since the late 1990s to provide adequate nutrition to minors in custody. She also failed to note that the Republicans have offered no specific plan to resolve the issue, either.**

New York Representative Elise Stefanik is, unquestionably, an ass clown of the highest order and well-deserving of designation as the Left-Cheek Ass Clown for this month. Her constituents ... and the nation ... deserve better.

Have a good day, and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

* It is true that John Weaver, a co-founder of The Lincoln Project, was accused of sexual misconduct involving minors. Far from protecting him, however, the organization immediately cut all ties with Weaver and condemned his actions, issuing a statement at the time that "John Weaver led a secret life that was built on a foundation of deception at every level. He is a predator, a liar, and an abuser. We extend our deepest sympathies to those who were targeted by his deplorable and predatory behavior. We are disgusted and outraged that someone in a position of power and trust would use it for these means."

** Not to mention that 192 House Republicans voted against a $28 million emergency spending bill to address the nationwide shortage of baby formula ... and nine Republicans voted against a bill that would help poor families buy formula by expanding on a federal program to help low-income women and children. If only those children were unborn ...

Sunday, May 15, 2022

Poetry Sunday


It seems that the favored emotion of the time is hate, as we've seen in the latest horrific mass murder in Buffalo yesterday. We don't just object to the beliefs of those who worship differently (or not at all), we hate them. We don't just think the political views of those with whom we disagree are wrong or objectionable, we hate them for being Republicans, Democrats, libs, cucks, RINOs, or whatever. There have been many articles and studies on the psychology of hatred (you can read one here), but understanding the blind hatred of many of the people interviewed on our evening news broadcasts is simply beyond my ability to empathize. It seems that some people just enjoy hating ... but not everyone can move on after the hatred as Laure-Anne Bosselaar suggests in today's poem ...

The Pleasures of Hating
by Laure-Anne Bosselaar

I hate Mozart. Hate him with that healthy
pleasure one feels when exasperation has

crescendoed, when lungs, heart, throat,
and voice explode at once: I hate that! —

there's bliss in this, rapture. My shrink
tried to disabuse me, convinced I use Amadeus

as a prop: Think further, your father perhaps?
I won't go back, think of the shrink

with a powdered wig, pinched lips, mole:
a transference, he'd say, a relapse: so be it.

I hate broccoli, chain saws, patchouli, bra—
clasps that draw dents in your back, roadblocks,

men in black kneesocks, sandals and shorts—
I love hating that. Loathe stickers on tomatoes,

jerky, deconstruction, nazis, doilies. I delight
in detesting. And love loving so much after that.


Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. Try not to hate so much.

More thoughts later.

Bilbo

Saturday, May 14, 2022

Cartoon Saturday


Oy, vey ...

In the latest unintended consequence of Russia's invasion of Ukraine, the president and prime minister of Finland have announced they are in favor of requesting NATO membership "without delay;" in Canton, Ohio, a nonprofit grocery delivery service that provides affordable groceries to low-income residents had to cancel deliveries after thieves stole the catalytic converters from all their vehicles; North Korea has finally admitted the first case of Covid-19 within its borders; police investigators in South Carolina have announced that a man found "unresponsive" in his yard by paramedics had suffered a heart attack while trying to bury the body of a woman he evidently murdered; and in Canada, a member of the national parliament has apologized after he was caught logging on to a closed parliamentary session from a toilet stall.

This week, because the news is driving us all to drink, I thought a collection of cartoons about wine would be appropriate ...

I like this particular cooking technique ...  


I think this would be me if I ever got back into the dating pool ...


Homemade wine. Yes. But, no ...


Good advice. Before I met my wife, my method of selecting a wine was a careful reading of the label to make sure it showed castles or naked women ...


One of my favorite wine cartoons ...


Some wines might be improved this way ...


I've eaten at restaurants like this one ...


Reducing the choice to the essentials ...


I guess that would be it ...


Everybody's a critic ...


Salut!

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when Poetry Sunday returns.

Bilbo

Friday, May 13, 2022

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


Once more into the breach, dear friends ...

So far, there's no vaccine for David-19 ...


Dunkin' Donuts now available intravenously ...


An unfortunate sign of the times ...


I think that a lot of people have had their heads messed up by an orange worm ...


I think I'll go with the distilled water ...


Sponge Bob found a new job in HR after his acting career ...


He was told to what??? ...


Unfortunate editorial juxtaposition ...


Cannibals are coming from miles away to take advantage of these prices ...


Well, at least it's not Mexican-flavored ... unless the cemetery is in Mexico ...


And that's it for today's edition of Great Moments in Editing and Signage - I hope you enjoyed it.

Have a good day, and ignore the fact that it's Friday the 13th ... in this verkakte year, it's no worse than any other day.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo