Thursday, September 11, 2008

Bilbo's Republicratic Party Platform, Plank #5: Economic Policy

Economic policy is the hardest part of the platform for me to write, because I know so little about economics other than it revolves around greed and herd psychology. You don’t need an MBA from Harvard Business School or a PhD in Economics from Yale, though, to know that the economy is in trouble. I have a BA in Linguistics and an MS in International Relations, and even I can recognize that the economy is in the toilet. Why is this? While I’m untutored in the Mystical and Arcane Rites of the Holy Mysteries of Economic Policy, I nevertheless perceive a few things that ought to be obvious, and since lack of knowledge has never stopped any good blogger before, with a ruffle of drums and a blare of trumpets, here is the starting point of my proposed economic policy:

1. Spending More Than You Earn Is Bad. If you and I engage in reckless deficit spending, we go to jail. If the government does it, reinforced platoons of dry-as-dust economists with PhD’s, bow ties, and leather elbow patches will be marshaled to explain why it’s a good thing. Whether you’re a Tax-and-Spend Democrat or a Don’t-Tax-but-Spend-Anyhow Republican, balanced budgets are smart. You and I need to pay taxes and the government needs to spend responsibly. Unfortunately, only you and I are held to our part of the bargain.

2. Unrestricted Capitalism Is As Bad As Blind Communism. John Kenneth Galbraith once said that under capitalism, man exploits man, while under communism the exact opposite is true. A purely capitalistic society focused on the generation of wealth tends to emphasize the business community and upper classes at the expense of the middle and lower classes. A purely communistic society removes the incentive to work hard by removing its rewards. Sound economic policy lies somewhere between the two, and requires a free-market economy governed by rational regulations to prevent the sort of excesses with which we are now all too familiar.

3. Quarterly Earnings Reports Are Stupid. One of the biggest faults of US markets is that we lack a long-term perspective. Businesses driven by the need to show profits each quarter will focus only on short-term gain at the expense of long-term growth and health. The solution: eliminate quarterly reporting of all economic statistics and replace it with annual reporting. This will help focus on long-term economic health rather than short-term profit, and minimize the whipsawing of the markets in reaction to short-term problems.

4. “Too Big to Fail” Equals “Too Dangerous to Survive.” When a Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Lehman, or Bear Sterns has grown so large that it’s failure can drag down large portions of the economy, something is wrong. Bigger is not necessarily better. The government must exercise some prudent judgment in determining how large a financial institution can grow before it becomes too much of a threat to the rest of the economy. Huge financial institutions are too big to fail, but you and I are too small to matter. Fired CEOs will get huge severance payments (see yesterday's post), but good luck getting your paltry 401k investments back.

5. Bring Back the Concept of “Moral Hazard.” In economic terms, “moral hazard” refers to the responsibility borne by economic decision makers for their performance, judgment, and prudent risk-taking. It implies that those who make the huge salaries should also bear the risk of punishment if their performance is poor. In practical terms, moral hazard is dead. The CEOs of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were fired, but each will walk away from the wreckage with millions of dollars in severance payments. Real People who exercise judgment that bad go to jail.

6. Publish Every Congressional Earmark in The Congressional Record, Along With A Detailed Explanation and the Name of the Sponsor. Congress will never give up its power to ship federal money home to the states in the form of earmarks. But the American Taxpayer (dumbass emptypocketus) has a right to know how the money he pays in taxes is being spent. Perhaps shedding a little light on the process will help bring it under control. Yeah, good luck with this one, too.

Looking back, I can see that what I've written is less a coherent economic plan than a series of rants about individual aspects of economic policy. I'll go back to the drawing board and try to do better. In the meantime, and with a head-nod to Mike, who blogged today about quotations, remember that it was George Bernard Shaw who famously said that, "A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul."

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.


P.S. - My son sent me this link yesterday to an animated feature called "Time for Some Campaignin'." Take a minute and visit. Turn on your speakers and prepare to laugh until the tears roll down your cheeks. At least once this election season, you'll cry for a reason other than the quality of your choices.



John said...

Do you mean that the government should be accountable with their accounting? A remarkable theory. I don't think that it's ever happened before.

Amanda said...

I've certainly missed a lot on your blog just from being "away" this past week.

You should move to Australia, at least for part of the year. So far, I've been happy with what the government has done with the taxes I pay.

Bilbo said...

John - there's always hope, isn't there...?

Amanda - welcome back! And yes, Australia is looking better all the time.

Mike said...

1. yes
2. yes, that's why the Republisociocratic party needs to be.
3. When a stock is bought it should be manditory to hold it for 3 years. Then people will start looking at long term forecasts.
4. Guns don't kill people, people kill people. Which seems like a good idea for the corporate greed bunch.
5. see 4
6. I thought somebody did this. Now I'm going to have to do some research!

lacegem said...

Honestly, your sons video overshadowed your economic reform. I can't help but LOL! It was hard to focus on the issues.