With so many serious matters available to write about, from falling meteors to floating petri dishes to an inept and worthless Congress and national leadership bereft of ... well ... leadership, I should be writing something meaningful and incisive. Instead, I'll just emulate our esteemed lawmakers and take the low road.
How about some more great moments in editing?
The cruise industry is taking its lumps. So should the people who lay out the front page of some papers, like this one ...
and this one ...
I'm going to stock up, because that toilet tissue with bones is very uncomfortable ...
Yes, Agnes and I would like to get a new dog. No, I don't think we'll be interviewing this one ...
Even with the attempt at punctuation, this is a little odd. Of course, I guess if you're going to die, you may as well just do it briefly ...
Well, at least you know it doesn't contain horse meat ...
Oh, the horror, the horror! ...
I hope the driver at least wears pants ...
Does this mean the repairman used Preparation H as a lubricant instead of WD-40? ...
And finally, there are some people who seem to not quite get the whole Valentine's Day concept ...
And there you have it ... proof positive that education has been wasted on some people other than members of Congress.
Since this is the Presidents' Day weekend and tomorrow is a federal holiday, I'll have time to both do my morning exercises and post the blog ... so have a good day and come back tomorrow for more thoughts.
Bilbo
6 comments:
Exercise in the morning? Harsh.
I wonder if the Terror look-alike will get adopted? About as likely as a Senator.
I'll settle for the Sears catalog instead of Charmin!
Love the "Dream holiday"
The dog ad is priceless. Still laughing at that one.
I read right past bonerville and couldn't figure out what was wrong with the ad.
A truely Royal Flush of editor omissions.!
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