Okay, I'm ready to send this week back for a refund ...
Disgraced attorney and former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani was found in contempt of court (for the second time, by different judges) for his endless stonewalling of attempts to get him to satisfy the $148 judgement against him for defaming two Georgia election workers; in a narrow 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court declined to stop Der Furor's sentencing on his New York hush-money convictions, and he was duly sentenced (although without punishment) by Judge Juan Merchan; in a press conference at Mar-a-Lago that was crazy even by his standards, Der Furor proposed renaming the Gulf of Mexico as the "Gulf of America"; the North Carolina Supreme Court blocked the certification of Democratic Justice Allison Riggs as the winner of her state Supreme Court race because her GOP opponent challenged the legitimacy of 60,000 ballots; Edgar Welch, the man who in 2017 entered Comet Ping Pong, a pizza restaurant in Washington, D.C., armed with an assault rifle and loaded revolver in search of an alleged child sex ring linked to Hillary Clinton, was killed by police in Charlotte, NC, when he resisted arrest on a charge of felony probation violation; and in Malta, authorities finally repaired some local roads after someone spray-painted penises around hazardous but long-unrepaired potholes.
With all the crazy political news, we need something exciting to take our minds off the prospect of Der Furor taking office in a mere nine days. Sex ought to do it ...
It's not just a human problem ...
Like I just said ...
Well, at least he's doggedly pursuing it ...
Didn't know the leaning tower was male, did you?
The bride of Frankenstein isn't impressed ...
Uh ... I'll just bet she is ...
He forgot to write himself a reminder of where he hid it ...
Busted!
As robots come more and more into the mainstream, this could be a significant issue in the future ...
From dough boy to hard roll?
And that's it for our NSFW-lite collection of cartoons for this week. I hope it helped take your mind off the impending change of administrations.
Have a good day and a great weekend, and be sure to come back tomorrow for the first Musical Sunday of 2025 and more thoughts. See you then.
Bilbo
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