Saturday, July 12, 2008

Cartoon Saturday

Since I was away in Pittsburgh and didn't post last Saturday, it's been two weeks since we last had a Cartoon Saturday here at Bilbo's Random Thought Collection. This is not a tenable situation.

So why don't we get caught right up, eh? And I'll even throw in a few bonus cartoons!

I love it when I can get two or more cartoons that have the same punch line or a related theme...these two are just too good:



There's nothing quite as stupid-looking as a young man (or lady) who has to wear his (or her) pants riding so low that their underwear sticks out. I thought this cartoon caught the stupidity particularly well, especially after my recent experience with being measured for the famous dance tailsuit...

Always read the directions...


I've been having quite a bit of trouble hearing from my right ear since I caught the Summer Cold From Hell a few weeks ago. It's just too bad that - at a time when I can't hear very well - I don't have any invitations to soirees like this...

As you know, I love the "Blondie" cartoon strip, mostly because I think Dagwood and I are sharing the same life. This was today's offering, which touches on one of my major pet peeves: voice-activated "help" on the telephone...


And finally, I just thought this one was completely and utterly hysterical on many levels...

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

Friday, July 11, 2008

New Words, Sniglets, and Words-That-Aren't

According to this article from CNN online, the latest edition of Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary has officially added about 100 new words to the English lexicon. This isn't surprising, because languages in general (and English in particular) are very good about making new words and adapting existing ones to meet new linguistic requirements. Nevertheless, it's always interesting to look at what societal changes are reflected in the new words.

My favorite of the new words is mondegreen - a word which describes words which are mistaken for other words. It's very useful with song lyrics, which often end up as mondegreens; the classic example is, "there's a bathroom on the right," from the Creedence Clearwater Revival lyric, "there's a bad moon on the rise." The word mondegreen, in fact, comes from the corruption of the Scottish folk lyric "laid him on the green," which has turned into "Lady Mondegreen." There's a book title that's a mondegreen, too: according to an interview I read years ago, John D. MacDonald's book The Green Ripper got it's title from his young daughter's attempt to say Grim Reaper.

Other new words include soju (the devastatingly potent Korean vodka), dirty bomb (too bad we need that one), webinar, and netroots (referring to grassroots political activists who communicate online, especially in blogs).

These new words should not be confused with sniglets - words which ought to appear in the dictionary, but don't. Examples of these include arachnidiot (noun) - a person, who, having wandered into a spider web, begins gyrating and flailing about wildly; and, sarchasm (also a noun) - the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it (Mike will find that word useful).

Oddly enough, I learned the other day that one of my favorite words isn't, in fact, a word at all. According to YourDictionary.com, bloviate isn't a real word. This is a crushing blow to me, because I have always found bloviate (to speak or write verbosely or windily) to be a marvelous word to describe all the pompous political gas generated here in Washington and elsewhere. Real word or not, I'll keep using it...it's just too good to leave behind.

So here's your assignment, class - go forth and use some of these new words. And if you come up with a good new sniglet, e-mail it to me. If I like it enough, you'll get credit here.

And that's no bloviation.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Harnessing the Power...

I ran across this interesting article in Slate magazine the other day - "Victoria's Circuit: Harnessing the Untapped Power of Breast Motion."

I am not, as Dave Barry would say, making this up.

According to this article by Adrienne So, the search for new devices which can be powered by human motion (self-winding watches and Flintstone cars, for instance) has reached it's peak with the attempt to harness the hitherto untapped power of moving female breasts to drive small devices such as iPods and cell phones. The article quotes LaJean Lawson, a former professor of exercise science at Oregon State University who has studied breast motion since 1985, as saying that a bra capable of harnessing this power "...would have to be cleverly designed. 'It's just a matter of finding the sweet spot, between reducing motion to the point where it's comfortable but still allowing enough motion to power your iPod.'" Professor Lawson goes on to explain that "...breasts move on three different axes: from side to side, front to back, and up and down. The most motion is generated on the vertical axis. Naturally, the bigger the breast, the more momentum it generates." She notes that the natural power pack of, say, a marathon racer with double-A measurements probably won't be able to run an iPod; however, her research shows that a D-cup breast in a low-support bra can move up and down as much as 35 inches (88.9 centimeters) during exercise (we're talking tidal motion, here).

The message is clear: we're wasting our time building gigantic wind turbines and geothermal energy collectors. There's no point in constructing huge solar arrays and dams and vast, complicated devices to catch tidal forces: the answer to our power shortages is quite literally bouncing up and down before our eyes.

We can also take this concept to the next level. If we can harness the power of moving breasts to power small devices for women, we should be able to harness the power of the rapidly swiveling head to power similar devices for men. The head movements of the average man on a hot summer day at the beach should provide enough power to drive a Volkswagen.

This is serious stuff. We could have a nearly-endless supply of clean, environmentally and aesthetically pleasing power at our fingertips. Well, perhaps not literally. We could tell the Arabs to drink their stupid oil. How much better could it get?

Professor Lawson may have been studying breast motion since 1985, but I've been studying it since 1951, and I can absolutely guarantee that this is an amazing source of energy just waiting to be tapped. As a patriotic American, I'm ready to do my part.

Ladies, step up and help solve our energy crisis! Your contribution may be just the bounce we need!

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

P.S. - Jesse the Cat, who blogs at Jesse Blogs It All, has generously bestowed this award on Bilbo's Random Thought Collection:

Thanks, Jesse (as far as I know, my only regular reader in South Africa)! And in the spirit of sharing the wealth, let me pass this on to a few other really excellent blogs that I haven't recognized before, and which are well worth your time to visit:

lacochran's bloggery (she's my curmudgeonly soul-mate),
(Parenthetically Speaking) (a great source of humor and entertainment for frustrated linguists), and,
A Chocaholic's Piece of Mind (Rima Fauzi's source of wonderful rants and observations).

Congratulations to all of you...you are truly "xxtraordinary bloggers!"

B.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

700 Posts and 20 Baby Names

According to the counter on my Blogspot dashboard, this is my 700th post. I suppose I should celebrate somehow...Hmmm...fireworks are all sold out now that the 4th of July is over, and the cost of jet fuel makes it too expensive to hire the Air Force to do a thunderous flyover of the house. I could hire a brass band. But I think I'll just treat myself to a very large gin and tonic with extra lime tonight when I get home from work.

Thanks to all of you who have stuck with me from the early days when I had two or three hits a week...and those were from Agnes...and then only when I shamed her into reading it. I hope you'll stick with me for the next 700 posts, and encourage your friends to visit, too.

But enough self-congratulatory backpatting - on to today's comment.

If you're a parent, one of the first crises you experience with your child is selecting a name. This is not always an easy thing, being wrapped up in family politics (your in-laws and your parents will lobby hard for their favorite names, often based on their own monikers or the name of some obscure but supposedly-honorable ancestor) and the naming fashion of the moment. But help is available!

There are lots of books of baby names, and there are even websites which will help you select the "ideal" name for your child: the Baby Name Genie, the Baby Name Generator, and The Name Voyager, just to name a few. But there's also a useful list of the 10 most popular names, compiled each year by the US Social Security Administration, and culled from the hundreds of thousands of applications for Social Security numbers received each year.

According to the latest list from the SSA, the most popular names for boys and girls for 2007 were:

1. Jacob and Emily
2. Michael and Isabella
3. Ethan and Emma
4. Joshua and Ava
5. Daniel and Madison
6. Christopher and Sophia
7. Anthony and Olivia
8. William and Abigail
9. Matthew and Hannah
10. Andrew and Elizabeth

By contrast, the top 10 list for 1950 was:

1. James and Linda
2. Robert and Mary
3. John and Patricia
4. Michael and Barbara
5. David and Susan
6. William and Nancy
7. Richard and Deborah
8. Thomas and Sandra
9. Charles and Carol
10. Gary and Kathleen

The 1950's saw pretty traditional names, whereas the 2007 list includes some more unusual names, such as Madison for a girl (possibly owing its popularity to Darryl Hannah's mermaid character in the movie Splash) and Biblical references like Jacob and Joshua for boys.

Names aren't a trivial thing...a child's name will follow him or her through life and can be a source of pride or shame. I've written here before about the hideous names inflicted by some celebrities on their children (Moon Unit and Dweezil Zappa come to mind, along with Sting's daughter Fuchsia). Many Chinese select a western-style name to go along with their given names. Converts to Islam often opt to take Arabic names, and many blacks choose distinctive names (think of the many names for girls beginning with the syllable "La" - LaToya Jackson, for example) or variations on traditional names (such as "Antwan" instead of "Antoine").

Short names can be useful. I remember years ago hearing of a gentleman named Roy Ash, a government official who said he had a perfect name for a public servant because it was short, easy to remember, and when cited in newspaper headlines, left "plenty of room for pejorative castigation."

I think I'll stick with Bilbo. It may not be the one I was born with, but as screen names go it's not bad. And it may help you remember to come back for the next 700 posts.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

If Shirley Jackson Only Knew...

One of the most famous short stories in American literature is The Lottery, by Shirley Jackson. It's a true gem of a story - part horror, part suspense, gripping and tightly written and very much worth your time to read if you've never had the pleasure.

There's another lottery horror story out there, too. Here in The Old Dominion, CNN reported yesterday that the Virginia Lottery was continuing to sell tickets for scratch-off lottery games that had already paid out their jackpots...essentially, lottery tickets with a zero percent chance of winning. A Virginia Lottery official said with a straight face, "We absolutely have always been very open and honest with our players about the way our scratch tickets are distributed. Yes, there were times when there was a scratch game out there that might've said 'zero' in terms of the number of top prizes, but our players knew that" (the emphasis there is mine). Yes, the Virginia Lottery assumes you will be stupid enough to knowingly play a game with no chance of winning.

Of course, your chance of winning a major lottery jackpot is just about the same as your chance of observing meaningful dialog and principled compromise between Congressional Republicans and Democrats. But don't let that slow you down.

Lotteries have been described as a tax on people who are bad at math. If that's true, as the poster child for mathematical illiteracy I'm due for a serious refund. My comfortable retirement would be assured if only I could get back all the money I've spent on lottery tickets and office pools over the years. Whether it was the Lotto in Germany, the Readers' Digest and Publishers' Clearing House Sweepstakes, or any number of scratch-off tickets in various cities and states, I've probably invested a gazillion dollars over the years for a return on investment of about .0000001%. If I were watching someone else recklessly invest money like this, I'd call them stupid.

Oh, well...with my firm belief in the ability of optimism to triumph over common sense, I'll keep playing those lottery games. I may not get rich, but at least I won't end up with a Shirley Jackson-style first prize.

But you never know...that may end up being the next Republican faith-based initiative.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

Monday, July 07, 2008

Clowns, Funny and Not-So-Funny

Last week Larry Harmon, who delighted children for more than a half-century as the beloved character Bozo the Clown died at age 83.


Bozo was famous as the quintessential clown, and the name became a standard term for a stupid person. Who hasn't seen some variation on the famous "No Bozos!" sign?

or,



But clowns aren't always funny. The famous horror film actor Lon Chaney once famously said, "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." It's true, of course. Some clown makeup and antics can be frightening to a child, or even an adult...consider Pennywise the murderous clown from Stephen King's novel "It" ...


Nowadays you don't have to go to the circus to see unfunny or scary clowns. Fox News is full of them, there are about 435 of them in the House and 50 in the Senate, and there's always Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Jimmy Carter and Al Gore if you need more. I saw lots of them on the Pennsylvania Turnpike yesterday as I drove home from Pittsburgh...they're easy to spot, as they're usually chugging down the left lane of the highway with three miles of frustrated drivers backed up behind them.

Clowns. A fitting topic to start off another work week. Too bad they're running for president, too.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

Sunday, July 06, 2008

Happy (Belated) Fourth of July!

Well, I made it back home again from my whirlwind holiday visit to Pittsburgh to see my Dad and various other family members. Even though Agnes had to work on Saturday and so wasn't able to come along, it nevertheless turned out to be a extra-great weekend because my son Jason and his family decided to come as well (Pittsburgh being about halfway between our home in Virginia and their home in Ohio). So not only did I get to see Dad and my sister and brother, but we all got to see the Munchkins, too! Here are a few pictures of the impromptu Fourth of July family reunion...

Proud Grandpa Bilbo poses in front of one of Dad's tomato plants with three of the four most adorable grandchildren in the world: Joe, Marcy, and Noah...


Marcy gets reacquainted with cousin Elena...


Bilbo with Dad and sister Lisa (she had to smile, since we're related)...


Bilbo, Lisa, and brother Paul get together for the first time in well over a year...


Grandpa Bilbo winds up for the pitch to Joe in the afternoon sort-of-wiffle-ball game. This picture was taken about four seconds before Joe smacked a line drive right into my leg...

Elena helps Noah demonstrate his amazing flexibility...

Cousin Eddie demonstrates his skill with the Nintendo DS to an adoring crowd of fans...

Eddie had also brought along his pet hermit crab, Sheldon (don't blame me, I didn't pick the name), but I wasn't able to get any good pictures of the fascinated Munchkins crowding around poor Sheldon's cage...all I could see was the backs of heads.

All in all, it was a great weekend. The weather was cloudy, but we didn't get rained out; traffic was bearable for all of us; and Dad cooked his traditional ham-the-size-of-a-Volkswagen, along with an enormous pot of his famous herbed mixed vegetables. I got to cuddle the grandchildren, Dad got to preside as the Family Patriarch, and Paul and Lisa and I got to see each other again. The only one missing was brother Mark, who lives in Florida.

We didn't do the fireworks, but we did something much better - we spent time together and enjoyed each other's company.

And now it's time for bed so that we can start the whole normal grind again tomorrow.

But I'll feel better about it.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Is It Real, or Is It...Real, but "Augmented"?

I found this fascinating story on the CNN website yesterday: The missing 'links': Looking towards an augmented reality.

Yes, for those of you who have enough trouble dealing with reality (see, "Congress"), it's about to get worse.

The idea of the article is that a time may be coming when we can use a technology similar to online hyperlinking (such as the link to the article I embedded above) to call up additional information from posters, signs, and even people who are not online, but exist in the real world. The technology is known as "augmented reality" or "AR," and has many potential applications. The article suggests, for instance, that "...During a heart transplant, identifier labels can be superimposed over the valves and chambers of a beating heart. On airplane factory floors, AR visors (can) help electricians navigate complex mazes of wiring." There's also "...the 'magic book' idea, where every page can host a virtual 3-D pop-up that's viewable through a visor" and "AR tennis," in which "...a virtual tennis court is superimposed on a real table and you view the action through your cell phone screen. The 'racket' is your cell phone, which you wave through the air to hit the virtual ball."

Some AR applications already exist, but are limited to fixed objects. For instance, in Japan some articles contain embedded codes which can be photographed with your cell phone camera, which in turn calls up web-based information on the object (a movie poster, for instance). And the article cites an Atlanta cemetery which is experimenting with "talking tombstones" which allow visitors to use cell phones to access recorded audio and video about the deceased. Hmmm...there may be something to Serena Joy's story about the man who claims his wife is texting him from beyond the grave.

Imagine the possibilities.

Ladies, when that fellow hits on you at the club, you can put on your AR visor or contacts, or point your AR enabled cell phone at him and "virtually right-click" to check his bank balance, job details, and marital status. Guys, if you're worried that the girl you're eyeing may not be of an appropriate age, you can right-click her to check her birthday.

Is this a good thing? I'm not sure. I have enough trouble with my cell phone as it is now, much less as a tool for the augmentation of reality.

Some wag once said that reality was a crutch for people who couldn't handle drugs. Now reality itself may not be...well...real any more. While there's a certain appeal in being able to point my cell phone at an ailing plant in my garden and access information that may help me diagnose the problem, where does it all end? Will we someday be able to virtually right-click on some bloviating politician and call up his voting record and other salient details? Will husbands and wives virtually right-click to check on each others daily activities?

I'm just not ready for this.

Gimme that old time...reality.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

P.S. -

Letter writing project update: Andrea has received her letter and mailed her reply to me; Amanda has received her letter in Palembang; I mailed Mike's letter yesterday; and John's is in progress. My daughter is in Hawaii on vacation (if you can call time in a hotel with a hyperkinetic 10-month old a vacation), so I have some breathing space with hers.

My posts may be irregular or non-existent this holiday weekend, as I drive up to Pittsburgh to visit my Father and my sister and brother and their families. Don't give up...things should be back on schedule by Monday. With pictures.

B.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Revisiting the Immigration Rant

It's been a while since I ranted about illegal immigration, and I was reminded of that fact when yesterday one of my co-workers sent me this link to the commentary: "How to Fix Our Broken Immigration System," by Ruben Navarrette. I spent some time reading Mr Navarrette's recommendations and found some of them sound; however, most of his plan - like every plan put forward by those members of Congress willing to do so - fails to pass the reality test on several fronts.

On the plus side, it does impose stiff and escalating penalties on employers who hire illegal immigrants (he would omit the adverb "knowingly" from the law), recommends an unspecified "identification card," and imposes a fine on those who wish to legalize their status. On the negative side, it requires illegals to return home, and to the end of the application line, to apply for legal entry (as if that could be enforced), and his proposed fine is $5000. I doubt whether many, if any, illegals could pay a fine that high, even if you could find them to try to impose it.

But I give Mr Navarrette credit for at least putting a plan on the table. It's unworkable, but then so is every plan put forward so far by Republicans/Conservatives (which generally rely on fortified borders and mass deportations) and Democrats/Liberals (which generally consist of unworkable pie-in-the-sky plans fueled by handwringing and perceived "social justice").

Okay, so let's go back to the one plan that - in my humble opinion - really addresses every aspect of the illegal immigration problem: Bilbo's Immigration Reform Plan. If you read my plan when I first published it a year or more ago, you can speed-read to the end of this post (it's a bit long). Otherwise, read on and then tell me why this plan won't work:

Bilbo's Immigration Reform Plan of 2008

First, Congress enacts legislation to create a new category of immigration status – the “Provisional Resident Alien (PRA)” – and designate the status with a new form of ID card – let’s call it a “Blue Card.” Anyone who is in the United States illegally as of the date of enactment will have a grace period of six months to register for PRA status and obtain a Blue Card without fear of arrest, imprisonment, or deportation on any immigration violation charge. They would, of course, be subject to arrest for outstanding criminal violations unrelated to their immigration status.

A person registering as a PRA must pay a fee of $100 per person or $500 per family (whichever is less) for the privilege of obtaining that status. This fee does two things: it makes the person pay a fine for having broken the law in the first place, and it partially funds the cost of the new program. This provides something for those like myself who oppose blanket amnesty, because it imposes a penalty, albeit a small one, for the willful violation of the law. I can foresee that many churches and immigrant rights organizations will object to the fine because they think it’s either unfair or too much for poor immigrants to pay. Individuals or organizations who object to making the illegals pay the fine could be offered the opportunity to pay it on behalf those who, for whatever reason, can’t pay it themselves.

Once a person has been granted PRA status, they will be required to obtain a valid social security number, and will be entitled to the same rights, privileges, and social services as other legal immigrants; in exchange, they will be required to obey all laws, pay all taxes, enroll in basic English classes, and otherwise act as responsible members of American society. They will have the protection of labor laws which require payment of the minimum wage, and with a legal status, will no longer be subject to exploitation by shady employers.

Initial PRA status will be valid for five years. At the end of this period, the individual must report to the immigration authorities with proof of employment and proof that taxes have been paid. If these conditions are met, the individual may either extend the PRA status for another five years, or apply for citizenship. Citizenship is not automatic – it will still have to be earned through the same naturalization process completed by many millions of legal immigrants throughout our history, with the clock starting at the end of the PRA period, regardless of how long the individual has already been in the country. This protects the interests of those who have weathered the legal immigration process by preventing previously-illegal immigrants in PRA status from “jumping the line” for quick citizenship.

On the date the grace period for seeking PRA status ends, anyone still present illegally in the country will be arrested and deported.

Second, on the date the law is enacted, most immigration enforcement agents would immediately transfer to border security duty to crack down on new illegal immigration. Border security will be severely stiffened and those caught attempting illegal entry to the country will be summarily deported after being photographed and fingerprinted. Facilitation of illegal immigration (whether by “coyotes” who help smuggle illegals across the border or by those who knowingly employ illegals) will be made a felony, as will a second illegal immigration attempt.

Third, on the date the grace period for PRA registration ends, a set of very steep fines and jail sentences goes into effect for businesses and individuals hiring persons who are in the country illegally (without a Green or Blue Card). This will help to remove the economic incentive for businesses to support illegal immigration.

Now, this takes care of those who are in the country illegally today. But comprehensive immigration reform must also address the need for a responsive program to allow unskilled, low-wage workers to enter the country to take jobs that might otherwise go unfilled. I propose to use the PRA status for these persons, too. Businesses would project their labor requirements, and the State Department would make an appropriate number of PRA visas available to meet the need. Immigrants would then apply at the US embassy or consulate in their home country for PRA status covering any period of time from six months to five years, and need only maintain a job and pay taxes in order to maintain their status. At the end of five years, they would also have the opportunity to apply for citizenship.

New addition to my previously-published plan: revise the citizenship laws to stop granting automatic citizenship to any child born within the United States unless both parents are U.S. citizens. This would eliminate much of the problem of sham marriages and "anchor children" to establish legal residency for people otherwise here illegally.

That’s my plan. I know it won’t please everyone, but that’s the nature of a compromise, and the ability to compromise is what has been missing from political discourse in this country for too long. The advantages of my plan are:

1. It offers a way to legitimize the persons already here illegally (who, after all, are too numerous and well-protected to be rounded up and deported), but imposes a fine on them as a condition of legalizing their status (i.e., no reward for having broken the law in the first place).

2. It funds itself, in part, through the fines collected from those applying for PRA status.

3. It provides resources for increased border security by freeing up immigration agents who otherwise spend their days fruitlessly hunting down illegals.

4. It provides a pathway for low-wage workers to legally enter the country and take advantage of economic opportunities not available to them at home, while contributing to the US economy in taxes.

5. It removes the incentive for businesses to hire and exploit illegal immigrants who cannot seek their rights for fear of exposure and deportation.

The downside of my plan is, of course, that prices on some goods will rise. We’ll pay more for the produce picked by immigrants who are finally being paid a decent wage. But I believe that in the long run, this plan represents a good start toward a stronger America and a better life for those who would share in its dream.

Okay, readers, take your best shot. And Mr Navarrette, let me know why your plan is better than mine.

For the record, I sent copies of this proposal to my Virginia Representative, both of my Virginia Senators, and the President. I received formulaic responses from all four which essentially said, "blah, blah, serious problem, blah, blah, I'm working hard on it, blah, blah, thanks for your interest in this issue, and don't let the door hit you in the backside on your way out."

If you like my plan, send a copy of it to your Congressional delegation, and to the President. Maybe it will help them grow a spine and tackle the problem realistically.

But then again, probably not.

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Mind Over Matter Over Age

Someone once said of age that it comes down to mind over matter...if you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Of course, since I've been out of my mind for a long time, I don't know if it matters any more or not. All I know is that I usually only feel old on a few occasions:

When I reflect that I was born less than 100 years after the beginning of the Civil War;

When I'm at work, and realize it's been a long time since I've been younger than the boss...and the boss is a Full Colonel;

When I'm at work, and realize I'm older than the boss's boss...who is a General Officer.

Sigh.

But I try to look on the bright side:

Not too many men my age can compete at ballroom dancing, and win;

Not too many men of ANY age can dance, period; and,

According to the commonly-accepted truth, nobody on earth is as old as John McCain.

Mr McCain, Senator, politician, and bona fide war hero, is as old as the old gray mare. Fit and healthy, but old, know what I mean? People seem to think he'll keel over at the inauguration. There's even a website (thanks to my daughter for sending this link) called "Things Younger Than Republican Presidential Candidate (Oh, and Did I Forget to Mention War Hero) John McCain." According to this site, John McCain is older than, among other things: Billy Beer (and if you remember that, don't make jokes about anyone else being old); The Wizard of Oz (the movie); and 5 of 9 Supreme Court justices.

What constitutes old is a matter of personal opinion. When I was in college, I thought anyone over 30 ought to be put onto an ice floe and pushed out to sea. Ten years later, 40 seemed the height of decrepitude. At 56 (which really isn't that old, come on now!), with 60 right around the corner, 70 seems to be a new benchmark.

It appears that old age begins somewhere around 10 years beyond your own age. I'm thinking of upping it to 20.

And while I don't care much for John McCain the politician, John McCain the Old Guy rocks!

And don't you young whippersnappers forget it, dadgummit!

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo