Thursday, April 30, 2009

Today's Best Joke

Debbie is back.

Yes, my recently-rediscovered high school friend Debbie has struck yet again with the best joke I've heard in ages:

"Years ago, they said a black man would be president when pigs flew. Today, Barack Obama is the president, and what do we have? Swine flu!"

Good luck, Mr Obama - I wouldn't want your job. And thanks, Debbie - you da lady!

Have a good day. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

8 comments:

The Mistress of the Dark said...

I feel sorry for him, for the whole mess he has to deal with...and now the Swine flu :(

Leslie David said...

Heh, heh, shades of 1976, except this time I'm not taking the shot.

Amanda said...

LOL! I think Debbie should start a blog!

fiona said...

Those old timers knew their "sus"!

Mike said...

And to think, he actually wanted the job.

SusieQ said...

This is hilarious! How clever.

KKTSews said...

Was this on some late-night talk show? I've heard it three times today! And, no, while I believe all those folks should be reading your blog, sadly they are not.

Bilbo said...

Everyone - apparently this joke has been all over the place, which is what I get for not watching much TV. Sigh. It's still priceless, though.