Sometimes, it's not the headline itself that's bizarre, but how it's arranged on the page in relation to other headlines, as in these two examples:
and ...
Speaking of breast exams, here's something I've always noticed ...
You may think you've drunk in some tough bars, but ...
From the Department of 'Well, Duh' ...
They should have seen that one coming ...
Yes, there's a reason your English teacher stressed the importance of sentence structure ...
At my age, I celebrate this, too ...
Well, he probably died happy ...
This one's for my nephew Eddie, who is a professional ride operator at Kennywood Park in Pittsburgh ...
And that's how it is for the last Friday in April. One more day of work this week, and then on to another exhausting weekend. Oy.
Have a good day. See you here tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday. Be ready.
Bilbo
7 comments:
The people who went to the funeral of the guy who chocked on the sequined nipple tassel must have had a lot to talk about!
An after-prom service of breast examination does not require an insurance claim being filed, usually.....
When the water is frozen, time for ice fishing, not kayaking.
I went sailing with a guy Sunday. Only got a little queasy.
Lot's of lols here :)
It seems the psychics should have foreseen that coming!
I'd like to do the research on breast differences.
Death from having swallowed a nipple tassel. That's sincerely tombstone material.
I think this male/female breast thing is going to need more investigating.
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