Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Medical Miracles*


There are a lot of weird things going on in the world aside from support for Donald Trump as a presidential candidate. One of them recently took place at Massachusetts General Hospital, where doctors performed the first successful penis transplant in the United States ... something that was described as a "landmark procedure."

I wonder what the appropriate "landmark" would be ...


Nevertheless, I think I can say without fear of contradiction that we all hope the surgeons don't dick up the procedure, because we're all pulling for the patient's quick recovery. After all, one hopes he'll be a real stand-up guy once this is all over. And in the words of Mr Trump,


Have a good day. Rise to the occasion. More thoughts tomorrow.

Bilbo

* With thanks to the people who commented on this article when my friend Shawna posted it on her Facebook page. It's been an honor plagiarizing all of you for this post.

6 comments:

Grand Crapaud said...

That is a huuuuge surgical discovery. What next, cosmetic uograding?

John Hill said...

...and just where does one find a penis donor?

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Best wishes to the ew guy with his new friend.

Chuck Bear said...

Rise to the occason? I like that!

Duckbutt said...

This is an innovation that could have many satisfied customers.

Mike said...

Next will be implanted sections to make your own longer and stronger.