Friday, September 09, 2016

The Right Cheek Ass Clown for September, 2016

It's a new month and there's a new crop of ass clowns out there - time to turn on the light, turn over the rocks, and watch them scuttle around.

Today I announce

The Right-Cheek Ass Clown
September, 2016

and the award goes to

Anjem Choudary

Mr Choudary was arrested in London this past week on charges of inviting support for Daesh, the so-called "Islamic State." He has preached religious hatred in London for decades, skirting the edges of the law and backing extremist interpretations of Islam, but has carefully avoided actually inciting violence. He was known as the most hated man in Britain.

Mr Choudary was linked to the radicalization of scores of young Muslims who left Britain to fight for the radical Islamic forces in Syria, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and other mideast hot spots, and claimed an Islamic justification for the terrorist attacks and mass murders in New York, Washington, London, Madrid, and elsewhere. According to Mr Choudary, Daesh promises the dawn of a beautiful and perfect new world ... a perfection obviously lost on the many thousands of people tortured, murdered, or forced into marriage with Islamic militants while living under the enlightened rule of the so-called "Islamic State."

For his cynical and deliberate abuse of the rights and freedoms granted by Britain - rights and freedoms denied by the religious thugs he champions, Anjem Choudary is named the Right-Cheek Ass Clown for September, 2016.

Oh ... and with reference to the photograph of Mr Choudary that accompanies this post, it should be noted that he also displays the Unholy Finger. Just sayin'.

Have a good day. See you here tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday. More thoughts then.



eViL pOp TaRt said...

A sick ass clown, that's what he is!

John Hill said...

What she ^ said.

Big Sky Heidi said...

Does he aspire to be a proctologist?

Mike said...

Great pick.

Chuck Bear said...

Awesome pick among the current turds.

Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer said...

A good choice in this very informative ass clown award!