Thursday, February 09, 2017

Interview with the Almighty

Things had gotten so bad in American politics that God finally decided he needed to step in and sort things out. He invited former presidents George W. Bush and Barack Obama, and sitting president Donald Trump to discuss how to make things better.

God began by turning first to Mr Bush and asking: "What do you believe in?"

Mr Bush replied: "I believe in free markets, low taxes, the Second Amendment, and a strong American nation!"

"Very well," said God. "Come and sit here at my right hand."

God then turned to Mr Obama and asked the same question: "What do you believe in?"

Obama immediately answered: "I believe in the power of democracy, equality of opportunity, and equal rights for all."

"Good," said God, nodding approvingly. "Come and sit to my left."

Finally, God turned to Donald Trump and asked: "What do you believe in?"

Trump replied: "I believe you're sitting in my chair, loser."

Have a good day. Come back tomorrow for the announcement of our Right-Cheek Ass Clown for February. More thought then.



eViL pOp TaRt said...

Great one! Looking forward to the first Ass Cheek award!

Mike said...

Nailed it.

Chuck Bear said...

That was a hoot!

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

That's a hoot!