Saturday, November 30, 2024

Cartoon Saturday


Ah, it's been another weird week, hasn't it? 

Der Furor announced a new addition to the list of actions he'll take on his first day in office - imposition of punitive tariffs on Canada and Mexico to crack down on drugs and illegal immigration ... not surprisingly, the threat resulted in strong, fact-based pushback from Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum; New York Governor Kathy Hochul signed a bill repealing a 117-year-old state law that criminalized adultery; the judge overseeing Der Furor's election interference case dismissed the case, not because the charges lacked merit, but because of the Justice Department policy that bars prosecution of a sitting president; a new study by the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO), found that 62% - nearly two-thirds - of digital content creators who responded to a survey said they did not verify the accuracy of information before sharing it with their followers online; and in Florida, Dr. Thomas Shaknovsky - a licensed surgeon who removed the wrong organs from several patients and fired a surgical stapling device "blindly" into another - has lost his medical license ... for the second time. In a statement from Mar-a-Lago, Der Furor announced his intent to nominate Dr Shaknovsky for Surgeon General if his initial pick, Fox News medical contributor Dr Janette Nesheiwat, fails to win Senate confirmation.

It's been a long week, so once again we're going with the random selection of cartoons ... 

I don't think this is as funny as it once might have been ...


A firing offense in today's workday culture ...


The view from the corner office ...


Hey, it works for members of Congress soliciting campaign contributions ...


Hell, I found that out long ago ...


Well, it's worked for Der Furor ...


Merger, shmerger ... I think this is how the elevators in the Capitol Building are labeled ...


Yep ...


How DOGE will probably work ...


I think the apes would have done a better job ...


And that's it for this week's Cartoon Saturday - I hope it brought a bit of levity into your otherwise dull and plodding week.

Have a good day and a great weekend, and come back tomorrow for a beautiful song by Judy Collins ... no, not "Send in the Clowns," which is too topical, another one.

More thoughts then.

Bilbo

Friday, November 29, 2024

The On-Crack Ass Clown for November, 2024


I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving and are ready to enjoy the rest of the holiday season, because we have a long couple of years ahead.

Today is the final Friday of November, 2024, and because of the vagaries of the calendar, it marks the third opportunity in the month to present a scheduled Ass Clown Award. And so it is, Dear Readers, that we cue the flatulent blare of trumpets and roll the muffled drums to announce

The On-Crack Ass Clown for November, 2024


And the award goes to

Former Florida Representative
Matt Gaetz


Grandstanding douchebag Matt Gaetz, the former Representative of Florida's First Congressional District and arguably the most hated man in Congress*, resigned his seat last week, ostensibly because he had been nominated by Der Furor for the position of US Attorney General in the incoming administration. By an amazing coincidence, his resignation also came mere days before the expected release** of a House Ethics Committee report examining charges that he had engaged in drug-fueled parties and had paid for sex with underage women. The reaction to his nomination, even among Republicans, was so negative that he withdrew his name from consideration*** for the position after a mere eight days ... less than a single scaramucci.

In a Congress filled with people who are, to be charitable, utterly insane and unworthy of their positions (Empty G, Ted Cruz, and Ronny Jackson, to name but a few), Mr Gaetz lowered the bar of respectability until it was flush with the ground. His legislative record was so thin as to make gossamer look like sheet steel, and his behavior so despicable his fellow Republicans actually cheered when he resigned his seat; said one, speaking on the condition of anonymity, "This is the only decent thing Matt Gaetz has ever done." 

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the On-Crack Ass Clown Award for this month is presented (for the third time†) to just about the most deserving individual imaginable, former Florida Representative Matt Gaetz ... whose departure is, indeed, probably the best thing that could have happened, both for Florida and for the nation.

Have a good day and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday. If you live in Florida, please do a better job of selecting your Congressional delegation.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* It's a tough call when the competition includes people like Ted Cruz.

** Of course, the Committee Republicans have voted against actually releasing the report, using as an excuse the fact that Mr Gaetz is no longer a member of Congress.

*** Reportedly at the "suggestion" of Der Furor.


Thursday, November 28, 2024

Thanksgiving, 2024


Happy Thanksgiving!


I've been writing this blog since 2006, and some of you have been reading it for much of that time. You've learned many things about me over the years, one of which is that Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. In a crazy world in which we too often focus on fear, negativity, and the material things in life, it's good to have a day on which to sit back and reflect on the things for which we can be truly thankful.

We’re living in a scary time in which it’s easy to be distracted from things for which we can be thankful, because there is so much going on that is awful, and so many people who keep relentlessly reminding us of it (from both ends of the social/political/news spectrum). For me, this year the awful things included:

The knowledge that many of my fellow Americans voted to bring back to the presidency a convicted felon and sexual abuser who proudly and deliberately tramples on every norm of decency and honor in a relentless pursuit of power and revenge;

The continuing reality that many Americans cheerfully accept frequent mass murder - even of  children - as an acceptable price to pay for their beloved, unrestricted "right to keep and bear arms;" 

The return of diseases we thought long conquered, largely because ignorant fools believe weird conspiracy theories and conflate the responsibility for public health with Government overreach and unacceptable limits on their personal freedoms;

A flawed legal system in which the availability of justice is directly related to one’s skin color, political connections, ability to manipulate the system to their advantage, and ability to pay astronomical legal fees; and,

A reality of a changing climate that is denied by those unwilling to see the obvious truth around them.

That all sounds pretty bad, and it is, but on the whole, it’s once again been a good year for me. Although there have been some occasional negatives, I consider myself a fortunate man for a lot of reasons:

Surviving another year. Although Agnes came down with Covid again this summer, safe and effective vaccines* once again made it a nuisance rather than a death sentence;

The patient and long-suffering love of my beautiful and amazingly talented wife;

Three loving and successful children of whom I am justly and endlessly proud;

Six adorable, intelligent, talented, and loving grandchildren;

A large and loving extended family;

A comfortable retirement, at least until the new administration takes an axe to Social Security;

A roof over my head, as long as I keep up the mortgage payments;

Good health, aside from the normal aches, pains, and sound effects common to advancing age, at least until the new administration takes an axe to Medicare;

Good friends (yes, all of you are included);

The ability to write what I wish in this space without worrying (so far, at least) about government censorship;
 
The freedom to worship (or not) as I find meaningful, free to ignore those who insist that their way is the only way and their scripture the only scripture, and that I must follow their path or suffer the consequences; and, 

The good fortune to have been born in the United States of America - a country which, for all its faults, gives me the opportunity to enjoy all of the above.

I have many things to be thankful for on this Thanksgiving Day, and it's only proper that I should take a few minutes to acknowledge that I am, as ever, most richly blessed.

I wish all of you, Dear Readers, Friends, the very happiest, healthiest, and safest of holidays.

Have a good day. Give thanks for the good things you have and the bad things you don't. 

More thoughts tomorrow, when we name the On-Crack Ass Clown for November ... see you then.

Bilbo

* Yes, RFK Jr, I'm talking to you, you schmuck.

Tuesday, November 26, 2024

Hoffer on Power and Weakness*


I've been reviewing a lot of my old blog posts, and finding many that remain perfectly applicable to our current condition. One of them dates back to June of 2012, and totally hits the mark today, twelve years later.  

Eric Hoffer, the self-educated "Longshoreman Philosopher," is one of my favorite authors. He has a lot to say on a lot of topics, and while I don't agree with him on everything, I nevertheless think he's a brilliant thinker and observer of the human condition.


Hoffer is perhaps best known for his book "The True Believer," in which he discusses the dynamics of fanaticism and the development of mass movements, and explains the appeal of the MAGA movement. Another of his books, "The Passionate State of Mind," contains a passage that directly relates to our current miserable political/religious/social/economic mess:

"It has often been said that power corrupts. But it is perhaps equally important to realize that weakness, too, corrupts. Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrupts the many. Hatred, malice, rudeness, intolerance, and suspicion are the fruits of weakness. The resentment of the weak does not spring from any injustice done to them but from the sense of their inadequacy and impotence."

The MAGA movement proves the accuracy of this observation every day. People who believe they have no voice in their government and no real power over their future feel weak and powerless, and seek both a scapegoat for their anger and someone they perceive as a strong leader who will do what they cannot do and say what they cannot say. They roar their approval, believing that the crude behavior, intolerance and suspicion given voice by Der Furor lets them "own the libs" and "stick it to the man." As Hoffer reminds us, 

"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength."

Eric Hoffer wrote his major works in the 1950s, but he would have understood the present time perfectly well.

Have a good day. Don't let yourself be corrupted, whether by power or by weakness. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* This is an update and revision of a post by the same title I published in 2012. Some things don't change.

Sunday, November 24, 2024

Poetry Sunday


The country's sharp right turn in the recent election has exposed ugly undercurrents that, in better days, we had managed to keep suppressed. Der Furor's attitudes and crude, boorish behavior have given license to similar behavior on a unfortunately large part of the electorate ... especially young men.

We now see that a lot of young (and some older) men have pretty Neanderthal* attitudes toward women and an inflated view of their own superiority. I think they'd be well advised to sit down and read this classic poem by Rudyard Kipling before they keep making fools of themselves ...

The Female of the Species
by Rudyard Kipling


When the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man,
He will sometimes wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can.
But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws,
They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws.
'Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Man's timid heart is bursting with the things he must not say,
For the Woman that God gave him isn't his to give away;
But when hunter meets with husbands, each confirms the other's tale --
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Man, a bear in most relations-worm and savage otherwise, --
Man propounds negotiations, Man accepts the compromise.
Very rarely will he squarely push the logic of a fact
To its ultimate conclusion in unmitigated act.

Fear, or foolishness, impels him, ere he lay the wicked low,
To concede some form of trial even to his fiercest foe.
Mirth obscene diverts his anger --- Doubt and Pity oft perplex
Him in dealing with an issue --  to the scandal of The Sex!

But the Woman that God gave him, every fibre of her frame
Proves her launched for one sole issue, armed and engined for the same,
And to serve that single issue, lest the generations fail,
The female of the species must be deadlier than the male.

She who faces Death by torture for each life beneath her breast
May not deal in doubt or pity -- must not swerve for fact or jest.
These be purely male diversions -- not in these her honour dwells.
She the Other Law we live by, is that Law and nothing else.

She can bring no more to living than the powers that make her great
As the Mother of the Infant and the Mistress of the Mate.
And when Babe and Man are lacking and she strides unchained to claim
Her right as femme (and baron), her equipment is the same.

She is wedded to convictions -- in default of grosser ties;
Her contentions are her children, Heaven help him who denies! --
He will meet no suave discussion, but the instant, white-hot, wild,
Wakened female of the species warring as for spouse and child.

Unprovoked and awful charges --  even so the she-bear fights,
Speech that drips, corrodes, and poisons -- even so the cobra bites,
Scientific vivisection of one nerve till it is raw
And the victim writhes in anguish -- like the Jesuit with the squaw!

So it comes that Man, the coward, when he gathers to confer
With his fellow-braves in council, dare not leave a place for her
Where, at war with Life and Conscience, he uplifts his erring hands
To some God of Abstract Justice -- which no woman understands.

And Man knows it! Knows, moreover, that the Woman that God gave him
Must command but may not govern -- shall enthrall but not enslave him.
And She knows, because She warns him, and Her instincts never fail,
That the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male.


If you are, or if you know, one of those clowns** who spouts drivel like "your body, my choice," think carefully about Mr Kipling's warning ... there seem to be a lot more Lorena Bobbitts out there than there used to be.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* I'm sorry for the implied insult to Neanderthals.

** I'm also sorry for the insult to clowns.

Saturday, November 23, 2024

Cartoon Saturday


It's been a heckuva week, hasn't it? 

After President Biden authorized Ukraine to fire US-provided long-range missiles at targets inside Russia, Russian President Putin approved a change to Russian defense policy to formally lower the threshold for Russia’s use of nuclear weapons; Der Furor continued to stock his proposed Cabinet with TV personalities and quasi-celebrities, such as celebrity doctor Mehmet Oz to oversee the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services; Texas authorities have offered Der Furor 1,400-acres of land along the US-Mexico border to build detention facilities for undocumented migrants; and in Michigan, after three hunters died from apparent heart attacks in the first 48 hours of deer season, a local medical examiner has encouraged at-risk hunters to have a doctor’s evaluation before going too far into the woods

This week, in honor of Der Furor's choices for staffing his incoming administration, I thought a collection of cartoons about clowns would be appropriate ... 

He heard about the casting call at Mar-a-Lago ...


I wonder if the engine warranty covers it ...


Extra care is required at clown funerals ...


Most people don't realize the degree of planning that goes into a lot of those tricks ...


With apologies to Johnny Cash ...


Clown real estate agents don't have an easy job ...


It sounds like an expensive problem ...


If Elon Musk gets appointed NASA administrator ...


Inclusion of elephants in this cartoon is a nice touch ...


Looking for a ride to the auditions at Mar-a-Lago ...


And that's it for this week ... I've got a lot more clown cartoons in my collection, but I think I'm going to need them over the next couple of years.

Have a good day and a great weekend. More thoughts tomorrow, when Poetry Sunday asks whether it's a good idea for MAGAts drunk on power are smart to take on women. See you then.

Bilbo

Friday, November 22, 2024

Great Moments in Editing and Signage


It's time again - time for another collection of Great Moments in Editing and Signage! Let's get right to it ...

The fishmonger works part time as a mohel ...


Gobbles melodiously ... 


I think I've had these before ...


If you're looking for a sign of true friendship ...


I wonder if both you and your friend can each get one ...


Now, that's my idea of enhanced water! ...


When the guy printing your labels is the guy who placed last in the spelling bee ...


Well, it certainly can't hurt ...


This guy is probably not in the running for any appointments in Der Furor's administration ...


It was an oversight ...


And that's it for this final edition of Great Moments in Editing and Signage for November ... I hope it gave you a chuckle. 

Have a good day and be sure to come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday, surely the highlight of your week! More thoughts then.

Bilbo

Tuesday, November 19, 2024

Do We Need to Rethink the Right to Vote?


In the wake of the presidential election, there's been a lot of commentary on both the left and the right about what the results say about the American electorate, and what it means for the future. Much of the commentary has revolved around the simple concept of voting, the right of each citizen to express his or her opinion, which is one of the bedrock principles of our democracy. 


Our cherished right to vote is now a political football, with most Republicans advocating more limits and most Democrats favoring more rights. The Constitution, surprisingly enough, says almost nothing about voting, most of the discussion of voting rights taking place in the amendments, most importantly:

- The 14th Amendment, which sets the right to vote to "male citizens 21 years of age" (changed by Section 1 of the 26th Amendment);
 
- The 15th Amendment, which forbids denying or abridging the right to vote on the basis of "color, race, or previous condition of servitude;" 

- The 19th Amendment, which forbids denying or abridging the right to vote "on account of sex;" 

- The 24th Amendment, which forbids denying or abridging the right to vote "by reason of failure to pay any poll tax or other tax;" and,

- The 26th Amendment, which forbids denying or abridging the right to vote to citizens over 18 "on account of age." 

Voting rights have generally been delineated and ensured by federal law, most importantly the Voting Rights Act of 1965, which was readopted and strengthened in 1970, 1975, and 1982. The Supreme Court struck down parts of the act in the 2013 Shelby County v. Holder decision, allowing states to enact new and more restrictive voter identification and registration laws.

I think no one would credibly argue that every eligible US citizen has the right to vote in federal or state elections, and that laws which "deny or abridge" their freedom to do so are unconstitutional. 

They have the right to vote ... but should they?

I've been pondering this heretical question since Der Furor's return to power in the 2024 general election, for several reasons.

One reason is based on personal experience. I work as a precinct-level Election Officer (EO) here in Virginia, and as such I'm sworn to uphold all federal and state election laws. In this month's election, another EO and I were trying to register* a US citizen couple who were Vietnamese and spoke only minimal English. Usually, this is not an issue, as our ballots and related voting materials are printed in multiple languages (English, Spanish, Korean, and Vietnamese - the major languages in our county); however, these people were completely unable to understand either the voter registration forms or their provisional ballots. We had to scramble to find a Vietnamese interpreter approved by the Department of Elections and get him on the phone to help these people understand what they were doing. They eventually cast their provisional ballots.

Here's the issue: as US citizen residents of Virginia over the age of 18 and not previously convicted of a felony, these people met every legal qualification to vote. But, given that they were unable to understand either their voter registration forms or their ballots without serious linguistic assistance, should they have voted? Did they fully understand what they were signing and what the implications were? Were they ready to exercise not just their right to vote, but their (implied) duty to understand what they were voting for? Sadly, I don't think they were.

Here's another, related issue: since the election there have been voluminous reports in the news media featuring voters who were utterly uninformed about the major issues surrounding the election, in particular the state of the economy and the effect on it of each party's proposals. For instance, many voters interviewed did not know what a "tariff" is, who pays for it, and how it might affect the US economy. There was also a profound ignorance of Constitution and the structure and function of government**, as well as the US role in the international community. As US citizens over the age of 18, these people were perfectly eligible to vote. But given this lack of understanding - particularly on the structure and powers of their own government - should they have voted?

So, here's my dilemma: I absolutely believe that every US citizen has both a right and a duty to vote. Each of us depends on the smooth operation of our government and the capabilities and integrity of the individuals we elect to represent our interests. But do voters make rational decisions when they don't understand the issues? When they don't speak English - or whatever language*** - well enough to understand not just issues, but implications? When they base their votes on simple bumper-sticker arguments free of context and nuance? When they lack the education or knowledge to evaluate the potential outcomes of the votes they cast?

I think the time has come not for limits on the absolute right to vote, but on the requirements we should consider implementing to ensure that prospective voters are ready to responsibly exercise their right. Here are some of the requirements I'd like to see ...

- A test of basic citizenship knowledge. A 2018 survey showed that two-thirds of native-born American citizens can't pass the 10-question citizenship test given to those seeking to become US citizens ... they don't understand our history, how our government is organized, or other facts one might expect the averagely-informed citizen to know. In part, this is because we no longer emphasize the teaching of history or basic civics in schools†. I don't think it's unreasonable to ask a voter who is a native-born US citizen to demonstrate the same level of basic knowledge about the nation, its government, and its history that we expect of those applying for citizenship. 

- A current events test. This doesn't need to be a deep-dive into the minutiae of the news††, but rather a simple test to reveal whether or not a prospective voter is at least passingly aware of events in the world and how his or her vote might affect them.

- I'd also like to see a basic literacy test - available not just in English, but in one of the other languages most commonly spoken in this country (generally Spanish, Korean, Vietnamese, Arabic, and Chinese), but that's probably a political and social bridge too far, given our past experience with the use of literacy tests as a voter suppression tool and the damage done over the years to our public education system. I'm not quite sure how such a test would need to be designed, but it should at least indicate that the person can understand what he or she is voting for†††.

I understand that this suggestion will generate howls of outrage from both ends of the spectrum. Democrats/liberals/progressives will rage about new methods of voter suppression that will deny the vote to (mostly) black or underprivileged citizens. Republicans/conservatives/MAGAts will argue that it doesn't go far enough to "purify" voter rolls.

I think we need not just to insist on our rights, but to make sure we're able to intelligently exercise them. There's more to our rights, our government, and our role in the world than noisy defense of the Second Amendment.

What do you think? Leave a comment.

Have a good day. Enjoy both your rights and your responsibilities to the country that guarantees them. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

* It's legal to register to vote on Election Day under Virginia law in appropriate circumstances. A person who registers on Election Day may cast a provisional ballot which is counted only after their registration has been approved by the Board of Elections.

** A shortcoming also found in some elected members of Congress.

*** Contrary to what many people believe, English is not the official national language of the United States, but as it is the most widely spoken, it is generally considered the de facto national tongue. Some states have designated English as their official language.

† Largely because of disagreements on how our history should be presented ("cleaned up" or "warts and all") and what the actual meaning of the Constitution is (consider the current scrum over the separation of church and state).

†† It's foolish to ask a question like "Who is the current prime minister of Zamboanga?," but it's certainly appropriate to ask a question like, "Name two major US trading partners," "who are your sitting Senators and your Representative?," or "name at least one country outside the United States where US troops are stationed."

††† Unfortunately, given that a lot of the things that we're asked to vote on (like bond issues or constitutional amendments) are written in  convoluted legal language, I'm not sure that the best-intentioned of linguistic experts will be able to design an appropriate test. 

Sunday, November 17, 2024

Musical Sunday


I'm tired of satire and dread, so it's time to dig down into the collection and bring back some of my favorite songs. This one goes back a few years - the Cowboy Junkies, featuring the gorgeous voice of lead singer Margo Timmons ...


The melody is beautiful and the song is both haunting and tender. Here are the lyrics, if you want to follow along:

He searched for those wings that he knew
That this angel should have at her back
And although he can't find them
He really don't mind
Because he knows they'll grow back
And he reached for that halo that he knows
That she had when she first caught his eye
Although his hand came back empty
He's really not worried
'cause he knows it still shines

I can't promise that I'll grow those wings
Or keep this tarnished halo shined
But I'll never betray your trust
Angel mine

I search all the time on the ground
For our shadows cast side by side
Just to remind me that I haven't gone crazy
That you exist and are mine
And I know that your skin is as warm and as real
As that smile in your eyes
But I have to keep touching and smelling
And tasting for fear it's all lies

I can't promise that I'll grow those wings
Or keep this tarnished halo shined
But I'll never betray your trust
Angel mine

Last night I awoke from the deepest of sleeps
With your voice in my head
And I could tell by your breathing
That you were still sleeping
I repeated those words that you had said

I can't promise that I'll grow those wings
Or keep this tarnished halo shined
But I'll never betray your trust
Angel mine

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

Saturday, November 16, 2024

Cartoon Saturday


The news isn't likely to get any better any time soon, so we might as well just get on with it ...

In one of the more insanely provocative political moves in American history, Der Furor announced he will nominate flamethrowing, grandstanding, and totally unqualified Florida Representative Matt Gaetz to be Attorney General; the satirical news organization The Onion, with the assistance of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased the assets of disgraced InfoWars founder Alex Jones; in the national capital of Brasilia, a man who tried to blow up Brazil's Supreme Court is believed to have been killed by his own bomb; GOP representative Michael McCaul, chair of the House Foreign Affairs Committee, was briefly detained at Washington Dulles International Airport and charged with being drunk in public; and in Iran, the fundamentalist Islamic regime has set up a mental health clinic to "treat" women who refuse to wear approved Islamic clothing, to be overseen by the country’s Headquarters for Enjoining the Good and Forbidding the Evil ... a speaker for the new clinic said it would promote “dignity, modesty, chastity, and hijab,” and that attendance would be “optional” ... in Washington, a spokesman for House Speaker Mike Johnson said that a Congressional delegation would visit Iran soon to examine the feasibility of establishing such clinics in the United States to enforce government-approved religious liberties.  

This week, no theme ... just a selection of random cartoons from my yet-to-be-filed folder:

My last phone call with our financial advisor ... 


Some of these just hit the spot on the right day ...


Ah, yes - I sometimes get calls like that ...


A flashback to my time in the dating pool ...


If Der Furor ever ends up answering for his actions ...


Make it a double ...


We're goin' old-school ...


There seems to be a lot of this going around ...


Too bad there's no supply chain disruption on this one ...


Not if Der Furor has anything to say about it ...


And that's it for this week's no-theme Cartoon Saturday ... I hope it gave you a few chuckles.

Have a good day and a great weekend, and come back tomorrow when Musical Sunday brings back The Cowboy Junkies. More thoughts then.

Bilbo

Friday, November 15, 2024

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for November, 2024


As I've noted before, this is a month which, due to the vagaries of the calendar, affords us the opportunity to present not two, but three Ass Clown Awards. We're already one ahead, since I presented an out-of-cycle special award last week, but this is not a time to slack off.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, I have decided to designate as 

The Left-Cheek Ass Clown for November, 2024


The Democratic Party


Seldom (if ever) in our history has a political party done such a colossally poor job of reading the mood of the voters and so decisively lost an election that was theirs to win. I have presented this award to the Republican Party a towering 18 times (including three Ass Clown of the Year Awards), as well as to individual Republicans and subsets and conservative spinoffs of the party. This time the Democrats - who have one this award three times, twice in joint awards with the GOP*) - stand head and shoulders above all competition.

The autopsies and recriminations about what happened will go on for years, but a few things are clear, at least to me:

1. American voters have short memories, and have shut out the chaos, ineptitude, corruption, brutality, illegality, and crass buffoonery of Der Furor's first term;

2. American voters always blame the party currently in power for their woes, rightly or wrongly; 

3. Democratic focus on Der Furor's manifest unfitness for office caused the campaign to ignore issues that were of more immediate importance to the electorate (such as the visibly, painfully high cost of food, gas, and housing); 

4. Democrats put too much emphasis on a wish list of issues important to hardcore progressives but unpopular with or irrelevant to most Americans (such as transgender issues and rights for illegal immigrants); 

5. The Democrats overestimated American electorate's interest in some foreign policy issues (such as Ukraine) and underestimated it in others (such as the war in the Middle East, which pissed off both Arab and Jewish voters, both of whom blamed the sitting administration for not siding with them); and,

6. The average American, being woefully ignorant of economics, trade issues, and world affairs, turned to the party that offered satisfyingly simplistic solutions and told them what they wanted to hear, and shut out the party that didn't do a good enough job of presenting accurate, if unpleasant truths.

One hopes that from the smoldering wreckage of the Democratic Party will arise a new, better focused, and more realistic party ready to improve the lives of everyday Americans and clean up the economic and international political disaster that Der Furor will leave in his wake. This has been the job of the Democratic party through our recent history ... cleaning up the mess.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the tinfoil and toilet paper crown designating November's Left-Cheek Ass Clown goes to the Democratic Party. The GOP will claim it back soon enough.

Have a good day and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday - you know you need it.

More thoughts then.

Bilbo

* September, 2011 (shared with the GOP); October 2018 Left-Cheek (shared with the GOP); and November 2021 Right-Cheek (solo award).

Tuesday, November 12, 2024

One Week Later



The world changed one week ago today, when not only the Electoral College total but the popular vote in the American presidential election went to the most manifestly unfit creature imaginable. Since then, I have kept asking myself where we went wrong.

On the day after the election, my friend Trang sent me this insightful article by Carlos Lozada: "Stop Pretending [Der Furor] Is Not Who We Are." Contrary to President Biden's insistent refrain that "this is not who we are," it is now obvious, as Mr Lozada eloquently explains, that it is who we are.

And my friend Mike pointed me to another sad, but important article, this one by Democratic strategist Max Burns: "America Will Regret Its Decision to Reelect Donald Trump."  

These two articles are both long, but offer important insights into what happened and why we allowed it to do so. They say what I had wanted to say in my own words in this post, so I hope you will take the time to read them and think deeply about what they say about today's America ... about who we are, the choices we've made, and why we made them. 

We've done it to ourselves, just as millions of Germans did in the 1930s. In the words of the famous (if controversial) curmudgeon and commentator Henry L. Mencken, which I quoted in the Ass Clown Special Award I presented last week,

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."

We will. Unfortunately, the cost of the bitter lesson will be paid not only by those deluded into voting for one of the most awful human beings ever to draw breath, but by the rest of us, too.

It's going to be a long four years, and the education will be tough.

Have a good day. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo
 

Sunday, November 10, 2024

Poetry Sunday


I'm a father of three - two boys and one girl - and grandfather of six, four of whom are girls. This poem speaks to all fathers and grandfathers, not only those of girls ...

For Fathers of Girls
by Stephen Dunn

          for Susanne

When sperm leaves us
and we cockadoodledo
and our wives rise like morning

the children we start
are insignificant as bullets
that get lodged, say,

in a field somewhere
in the midwest.
If we are thinking then

it is probably of sleep
or the potency of rest, or
the one—hand catch we made

long ago at the peak of our lives.
Later, though, in a dream
we may imagine something in the womb

of our heads, neither boy nor girl,
nothing quite so simple.
But when we wake, our wives are

breathing like the wounded
on the whitest street in the world.
We are there

we are wearing conspicuous masks
for the first time,
our eyes show the sweat

from our palms.
Suddenly we are fathers
of girls: purply, covered with slime

we could kiss. There's a cry,
and the burden of living up
to ourselves is upon us again.


I'm not sure how well I've lived up to myself, but I hope history's judgement will be kind.

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. Love your children, especially the girls ... in the next few years, I think they'll probably need it more than ever.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo