Musical Sunday

I'm pretty sure I've shared this wonderful, totally NSFW song before, but it never gets old and it's about as appropriate to the times as I can imagine. Say hello to Thomas Benjamin Wild, Esquire ...

Here are the lyrics, if you care to follow along ...

I’ve tried, tried, tried

And I’ve tried even more 

I’ve cried, cried, cried 

And I can’t recall what for 

I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged 

In hope of some success 

But the inevitable fact is that 

It never will impress 

I’ve no more fucks to give, 

My fucks have runneth dry, 

I’ve tried to go fuck shopping 

But there’s no fucks left to buy 

I’ve no more fucks to give, 

Though more fucks I’ve tried to get

I’m over my fuck budget and 

I’m now in fucking debt 

I strive, strive, strive 

To get everything done 

I’ve played by all the rules 

But I’ve very rarely won, 

I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed 

I’ve laughed, Alas to no avail 

I’ve run round like a moron, 

To unequivocally fail! 

I’ve no more fucks to give, 

My fuck fuse has just blown, 

I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, 

But they’ve upped and fucked off home, 

I’ve no more fucks to give, 

My fuck rations are depleted, 

I’ve rallied my fuck army but 

It’s been fucking defeated! 

The effort has just not been worth 

The time or the expense 

I’ve exhausted all my energy 

For minimal recompense 

The complete lack of acknowledgement 

Has now begun to gall 

And I’ve come to realize that I 

Don’t give a fuck at all! 

I’ve no more fucks to give, 

My fucks have flown away, 

My fucks are now so fucked off 

They’ve refused to fucking stay! 

I’ve no more fucks to give, 

My fucks have gone insane 

They’ve come back round and passed me 

While they’re fucking off again! 

I’ve no more fucks to give, 

My fucks have all dissolved, 

I’ve planned many projects 

But my fucks won’t be involved! 

I’ve no more fucks to give, 

My fucks have all been spent, 

They’ve fucked off from the building 

And I don’t know where they went! 

I’ve no more fucks to give, 

I’ve no more fucks to give, 

I’ve no more fucks, 

I’ve no more fucks, 

I’ve no more fucks to give!

Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. I hope you still have fucks left to give, because I find myself a bit short nowadays.

More thoughts coming.

Bilbo