Sunday, August 10, 2025

Musical Sunday


It's well known that Der Furor is the most litigious president, if not the most litigious individual in American history. His immediate reaction to any perceived slight or setback is to unleash his stable of morally unmoored lawyers to bury his opponent under a pile of expensive and time-consuming litigation. The goal isn't necessarily to win, it's to crush his foes using the law as a weapon.

As reporter Elizabeth Williamson noted in a recent New York Times article, there are 1.3 million lawyers in the United States today, and about 115,000 of them work for the nation’s largest 100 firms. That's a lot of lawyers, and a lot of money spent on billable hours of torturous litigation every year, instead of on medical care, housing, education, and other needs. Thus, it's time to revisit Tom Paxton's wonderful ode to lawyers from a few years back ...


Here are the lyrics:

Humankind has survived some disasters, I'm sure
Like locusts and flash floods and flu
There's never a moment when we've been secure
From the ills that the flesh is heir to
If it isn't a war, it's some gruesome disease
If it isn't disease, then it's war
But there's worse still to come, and I'm asking you please
How the world's gonna take any more?

(CHORUS:)
In ten years we're gonna have one million lawyers
One million lawyers, one million lawyers
In ten years we're gonna have one million lawyers
How much can a poor nation stand?

The world shook with dread of Atilla the Hun
As he conquered with fire and steel
And Genghis and Kubla and all of the Kahns
Ground a groaning world under the heel
Disaster, disaster, so what else is new?
We've suffered the worst and then some
So I'm sorry to tell you, my suffering friends
Of the terrible scourge still to come

(CHORUS)

Oh, a suffering world cries for mercy
As far as the eye can see
Lawyers around every bend in the road
Lawyers in every tree
Lawyers in restaurants, lawyers in clubs
Lawyers behind every door
Behind windows and potted plants, shade trees and shrubs
Lawyers on pogo sticks, lawyers in politics!

(CHORUS)
In spring there's tornadoes and rampaging floods
In summer it's heat stroke and draught
There's Ivy League football to ruin the fall
It's a terrible scourge, without doubt
There are blizzards to batter the shivering plain
There are dust storms that strike, but far worse
Is the threat of disaster to shrivel the brain
It's the threat of implacable curse

In ten years we're gonna have one million lawyers
One million lawyers, one million lawyers
In ten years we're gonna have one million lawyers
How much can a poor nation stand?
How much can a poor nation stand?

Have a good day, enjoy the rest of your weekend, and try to avoid being the target of ruinous litigation, difficult as it may be in these lawyer-infested times. More thoughts coming.

Bilbo

2 comments:

Mike said...

His prediction finally came true.

Cloudia said...

Until you need a good one. I'm grateful to the lawyers that got me out of one jam or another! But your point is well taken.